"Hehe… It's done… after so long… I'm finally done…"
I set down my phone and got up from my bed. My name is Olivia, now you might be wondering what's going on. It's simple, I have beaten azur lane. Well not officially. I have done every event, collected every item, collected every shipgirl, maxed their levels, bought every outfit and oathed all of them.
Countless hours poured into this mobile game that doesn't really have good gameplay. You just sit and watch chibi characters shoot at chibi ships. Not very interesting. Yet the game is addicting, well for me at least.
An interesting story, tons of fun events, and of course the sexy shipgirls. The reason many players choose to stay.
Now in order to 100% azur lane, a key resource is needed. Money, and lots of it. No, not in game currency, I'm talking real world money. I've spent thousands on this game. Money is needed to buy gems and gems are needed to buy dock space so that you can have more characters, as well as to buy outfits for characters and to buy oath rings.
You might ask, how do I have so much money? Well, I may or may not work for a very successful company in which I get paid a very generous amount of money in order to support my hobbies.
Well, there is only one thing to do in this situation. Celebrate by bragging on the internet and going out to drink!
Grabbing my phone, I took screenshots of my progress in azur lane, then I posted those screenshots on social media and immediately the views and likes hit like a massive wave. The first to comment were my followers on social media.
[What the hell!? Is this real!?]
[No life]
[Touch grass]
[How do you have so much money!? Can I marry you?]
[Why would you do this to yourself?]
I felt satisfied with the attention, I put my phone down and changed out of my pajamas and into casual clothing. I tied up my long brown hair into a ponytail, I did one look in the mirror and walked out the door of my home, locking it before setting off to a nearby bar where I will get very drunk and no one will stop me!
…
…
"Hehe… hick… he…"
Walking down the streets, brightened by the many city lights, Olivia was stumbling around very drunk. She started crossing the street when a bright light filled her vision.
~HONK~HONK~
A truck barreled straight at her.
She turned around and tripped, face planting into the road.
The truck narrowly missed her and it sped by. She slowly got up, looking at the truck.
"Ha! Not today!"
~HONK~
With the sudden sounding of a horn she turned her head and saw a car clearly going way past the speed limit. And… A man and a woman kissing while driving!
"Fu-"
~CRASH~
…
"Ah my head" She awoke with a headache, she tried to raise her arm to hold her head only to realize she had no arm. In fact, she had no body.
"What the!?" She was a floating ball of silver light.
"You're finally awake" An ethereal voice said.
"Who!?"
She looked around and spotted a humanoid figure made completely out of a golden light. They had no face or any distinguishing features. The entity was sitting down at a desk. And now that she looked around, she realized where she was. An endless void of stars and planets.
"Greetings Olivia, my name is Bob, I am a god"
'A god!? And his name is Bob!? Why does god have such a simple name!?'
"Well because it's simple" They stated as a matter of fact.
'Can he read my mind!?'
"Yes"
'What am I thinking about now?'
"You're thinking about the event that happened on new years eve where you-"
'AHHHH!! I'M SORRY! Please don't say it out loud!'
"Glad you finally understand. Now getting back on track. Ahem, congratulations Olivia, you get a chance to be reincarnated"
'I do?'
"Yes, unless you don't want to"
'No no I do'
"Great. Tell me what you wish for. It can be anything. Any world or universe, and any cheat abilities. The only thing I won't do is give you godhood but I can give you abilities that will allow to reach godhood if you put in the time and effort"
Olivia sat in thought for a bit before asking. 'I can go to worlds that exist in anime or games right?' She asked just to make sure.
"Yes"
'Then I wish to be reborn in azur lane'
"Very well, anything else?" A holographic screen appeared in front of Bob where Olivia's wishes were being recorded.
'I also want to become the commander of azur lane. Oh I also want to be super beautiful too! And have a healthy body!'
Bob noted the wishes.
'Is there a limit to wishes?' She asked, realizing that this was a question she should have asked first.
"Go wild"
'Really? I thought gods only did three wishes' This fact only came from the many fanfics and novels she had read.
"Most do but those guys are just stingy and besides… Three wishes are lame"
'Then I'll be more greedy. Hehe'
…
-Many many many hours later-
'And last I want my memories to be erased and be reborn in a wealthy and kind family that cares about me'
"I must say, you have some very interesting wishes… and… preferences…"
'Thanks I guess'
Bob snapped their fingers and a golden portal appeared. "Just step right in and you will be reincarnated"
Olivia floated over to the portal and entered. She looked back one last time. 'Thank you for everything Bob!'
Bob waved their hand. "No problem, just don't find your way back here again. I don't want to spend another several centuries listening to your wishes"
'Eh?' She wanted to ask what they meant but it was too late, the portal had already absorbed her.