Damn I died like every typical guy of my race that shit is crazy.
Oh well.
It is what it is. Good thing I was a Christian before I died. Now I can finally meet Jesus.
But it seems like fate had other plans. Fortunately for me.
[START GAME]
"Oh shit..this that.." Key's eyes widened with shock and surprise.
[Yes. Yes it is.]
"Hell fuck yes!! I got the gamer power let's go!!" Key yelled to the top of his lungs.
This is crazy..life is crazy
Key pressed the Start Game button with haste.
[Choose your race]
[Otsutsuki] : an ancient clan of horned humanoid creatures known as celestial beings and also described as aliens and revered as equivalent to gods
[Uchiha] : is a well known clan of Konohagakure, reputed to be the village's strongest because of their Sharingan and natural battle prowess.
[Senju] : were one of the strongest clans during the Warring States Period, and co-founded the Hidden Leaf Village, alongside the Uchiha clan
[Uzumaki] : a formerly prominent clan in Uzushiogakure. Its members are renown for having bright, red hair, possessing incredibly strong life-forces and chakra, and their prowess in fūinjutsu
[Hyuga] : a well known clan of Konohagakure, as well as the strongest clan in the village. All members born into this clan possess the Byakugan, a kekkei genkai that gives them extended fields of vision and the ability to see through solid objects and even the chakra circulatory system, amongst other things
[These are the main clans. If you both wish to choose something different, say the name of the clan.]
"Oh shit I'm going to the Naruto verse. That means.." Key paused and smiled widely. "I can meet the Naruto cast let's fucking go!!" He yelled out excitedly.
After a short while, Key calmed down. "Okay okay now me and you that's reading this know that the best option to go with is Otsutsuki, so of fucking course I'm choosing that. Duh." Key pressed the Otsutsuki Clan.
[Which village do you want to reside in?]
"The Leaf Village with all the OP ass ninjas." Key said.
[What part of the timeline do you want to be in?]
"Shii I want to be apart of the Uchiha Clan Massacre in some way. Can you manage that?" Key asked.
[Yes. Being in the Hidden Leaf Village, you will receive one half of the Nine Tails. Here are your Stats and Skills.]
Name: Key Otsutsuki LV. 1
Title: [Yang] Nine Tailed Fox Jinchuriki
Class: D Rank Shinobi
Age: (21 actually) 7 once entry to world
HP: 300,000/300,000
CP: 150,000/150,000
EXP: 0/5,000
[Stats]
STR: 150
DEX: 165
CHAR: 100
INT: 200
STA: 170
Luck: 150
[Skills]
Ninjutsu: 100
Taijutsu: 100
Genjutsu: 100
Kenjutsu: 100
Senjutsu: 100
Fuinjutsu: 100
Shinjutsu: 100
"Damn..I guess being an Otsutsuki and Jinchuriki has hella damn perks to it." Key said, surprised at at the numbers.
[Are you ready to enter the Leaf Village.] [Yes] or [No]?
Key immediately pressed yes. No use in stalling.
He then disappeared in a flash of white light.
-Cutscene-
Key opened his eyes to see nothing but..blood
"What the fuck?!" He yelled with surprise and shock.
He then heard some whimpering in the corner. He looked to see a girl..that looked like a twin of Sasuke.
"Wait Mikoto had a daughter?! The Hell is th-" he paused as he heard a loud piercing and painful scream.
"That was definitely Sasuke..okay okay Gamer's mind activate..good I'm calm now." Key said. "It seems I've came at the last minute. Literally right after Itachi left, but this girl most definitely wasn't in canon."
Key then decided to approach her.
"Hey I'm-" Key was interrupted by a loud scream from her.
"Please no!!" She yelled.
"Shutup bitch!!" Key yelled back.
.
.
.
(Let's try that again haha.)
Key held his hands up. "Relax. I'm not going to hurt you I promise." He then held a hand down to her. "I'm Key. What's your name?" He asked. She most definitely looked like a twin of Sasuke. Strange
"..I'm Satsuki Uchiha." She replied after a moment and grabbed his hand.
Damn this is just like those genderbend fanfictions
"Well Satsuki, stay behind me. I'm going to protect you. I promise." Key said. Satsuki nodded and did it.
Well here goes nothing..
"Itachi where yo bitchass at?! Ima fucking kill you Nigga!!" Key yelled out.
Satsuki looked at Key confusingly and surprised, but didn't say anything.
Both of them ran outside and could immediately see the downed body of a younger Sasuke.
"Sasu-nii!!" Satsuki yelled out and went to him. Key followed after her.
So it turns out they're family after all..interesting. What went through your mind as you wrote this? Who knows.
"He's alright. It looks like Itachi put him in a Genjutsu." Key said as he picked Sasuke up.
Satsuki shed tears. "..h-how could older b-brother do t-this??" She questioned out.
Key narrowed his eyes. 'Itachi..it's on sight when I see you.' He lividly thought. "Don't worry about him. Let's report this to the Hokage." He said and then held Satsuki's hand.
Satsuki nodded and held Key's hand tightly back.
-Cutscene-
'Damn this nigga ugly.' Key thought as he had to hold in his laughter as he was looking at the Third Hokage.
"Well I thank you for protecting and covering Sasuke and Satsuki Key-san." Hiruzen said.
Key nodded. "It was no problem Hokage. We'll go to that apartment you assigned us now. I'll make sure to fill out those papers and shit when I get a chance." He said.
Hiruzen grinned at the language and nodded. "Okay Key-san. If Sasuke or if you Satsuki, want to talk, I'm available anytime." He said.
Satsuki nodded with a slight smile.
Key had to hide a scoff. He was a part of the reason the massacre happened with his avocado looking ass.
They then left from the Hokage Tower.
We was back at the apartment and Sasuke was up. He and Satsuki were giving each other support and care. It was sad really. At least Sasuke had a sister this time around somehow..and technically had me too.
I myself was in the kitchen whipping up some tacos. You might ask 'well Key how the fuck are you able to cook tacos in Naruto verse?' and my answer to that is...Hell if I know
Anyways though, I just got done with them. They look and smell good as a mug.
"Sasuke..Satsuki..dinner is ready!" Key called out.
After a few minutes, the twins walked in the kitchen.
"Key..what kind of food is that?" Satsuki asked confused and curiously.
"I never seen that type of food before." Sasuke followed. Both then sat down.
"Well my homies, these are called tacos. They're something I created. You're suppose to eat them like this." Key said and demonstrated as he took a bite.
Muy delicioso
Both nodded slowly at the demonstration and then took a bite.
Key chuckled as their eyes widened and they completed obliterated the three tacos he gave them each.
"More!!" They yelled simultaneously.
Key then laughed hard. "I got y'all." He responded.
-Cutscene-
It was a little later on during the night and Key was gazing at the moon and stars. He completed all the paperwork Hiruzen gave him and now was chillin.
"Y'know I can tell you're there right Satsuki?" He said as he smirked and continued gazing.
A surprised Satsuki then revealed herself. "How..did you know?" She curiously asked as she sat down beside him.
"Well even though you suppressed your Chakra, I could still sense and feel you a bit. Sasuke's asleep?" Key questioned.
Satsuki nodded. "Yeah..I can tell he's still a bit startled and dejected about what happened..I am a b-bit too." She said as her voice started to crack.
Key immediately looked at her and wrapped his arm around her shoulder. He then pulled her in close.
Satsuki hugged him and started bawling hard.
Key was silent and then soothingly rubbed her back. His eyes narrowed as he thought of Itachi.
'That cold flu having ass nigga..Ima beat the shit out of him when I see him.' He angrily thought.
After a while, Satsuki stopped crying and looked up at Key with tear stained eyes.
Key noticed her expression gained that particular look.
Satsuki smiled widely and warmly. "..thank you for being here for us..Key-kun." She said gratefully.
ARG my heart..she said the thing! Damn I'm in love!!
Key placed a hand on her cheek and softly rubbed it. "You're welcome." He said and smiled.
Satsuki blushed and closed her eyes with a smile. Key noticed she was starting to go to sleep, so he picked her up and took her inside.
It was going to be a long road ahead, but he would adapt. It was what real ones did after all.
-Cutscene-
Key was alone and walking towards the academy by himself. Hiruzen gave Sasuke and Satsuki a day off so they were at the apartment.
"I can't wait to meet all the Naruto cast members. I'm sorry Sasuke, your one of my favorite characters, but I might have to steal your girl haha." Key said as he chuckled to himself.
Key could sense someone ahead and looked up.
Oh shit it's Naruto
Just like in the anime, he was swinging on a swing alone while the other kids were laughing, talking, and playing.
I can already hear 'Sadness and Sorrow' playing in my head
Y'all already know what I'm bout to do
"What's up bruh. My name's Key, what's yours?" Key said and friendly smiled.
Naruto's head immediately snapped towards him. He was very surprised and shocked that someone was actually talking to him.
"..N-Naruto Uzumaki?" Naruto said in a questioning way.
"It's nice to meet you Naruto. Want to be my friend?" Key asked, smile widening.
Naruto somehow looked even more shocked than he already was.
"..a-are you serious??" He asked in an extremely hopeful way.
"I'm deadass." Key responded.
The smile Naruto made in that moment was equivalent to the shine of the sun.
"Yay! I have a new friend!!" He yelled excitedly and jumped off the swing. He then ran and hugged Key tightly.
"Aye aye! We're homies but chill with the rainbow shit." Key said as he gently pushed Naruto off of him.
"Homiees?" Naruto asked questionably as he sounded out the word.
"It means 'bros' in a sense." Key clarified.
"Ooo so your my homie huh?" Naruto asked as he grinned.
"Of course. Let's go inside it's almost time for class to start." Key said as he then dapped Naruto up.
Naruto nodded with a wide smile and followed after Key.
-In the academy-
Key glanced around the classroom and smiled.
Damn they look exactly how they do in the anime.
Yknow what, I'll let Sasuke keep Sakura but I'm most definitely taking Hinata. Shi Naruto didn't like her at first anyways haha.
I know just how to get her too.
Naruto and Key then went to take a seat in one of the middle rows.
Right after the two did, Iruka entered the classroom. He went to the front. He smiled at the class and looked around to see everybody in attendance. He eyes met Key's.
"Oh? It looks like we have a new student everyone. Introduce yourself please." Iruka said.
Key stood up. "What's up with y'all? My name's Key. Hope to be friends with you all." He said before sitting back down.
'Key huh? It looks like Naruto is friends with him.' Iruka thought. That made his smile widen. "Treat Key well and with respect everyone. Let's get started." He said.
-Cutscene-
The class was finally over. Key was glad too because Iruka just talked about the same shit he already knew about. It was a boring experience, but at least he managed to get acquainted with the cast members. It was a good start. Right now though, he was walking Naruto back to his apartment.
"I'm glad to have met you Key ya know?" Naruto said.
Key could hear all kinds of emotions in his tone as he said it.
He smiled. "Shi you already know Naruto. You my homie forever remember that." Key said.
Naruto smiled widely. "You should meet my sister. She'll definitely like you." He said.
Ahem. Come again?? "Wait you have a..sister?" Key asked surprisingly.
"Sure do. We're the same age, but she's in a different class than us. She should already be home because they let their class out kinda early. There goes my apartment over there." Naruto said as he gestured to it.
Damn Naruko is here too? What the fuck??
Naruto and Key went to the door and right before Naruto knocked, the door opened.
"Naruto-nii is that y-" she paused as she saw Key next to him. "And who are you??" She asked curiously and interested.
Key walked up to Naruko and grabbed her hand. "Im Key, a real nigga." Key said as he smiled and then kissed her hand.
Naruko turned very red and looked bashful.
Naruto chuckled. "He's new here and he's my new friend!" He happily shouted.
"Is that so?" Naruko questioned as she actually looked surprised hearing that. Naruto and she didn't have any friends, they only had each other, so that was shocking.
Key nodded. "I would like to be your friend too-" He paused as she didn't tell him her name yet.
Naruko smiled widely. "Naruko Uzumaki. I'm Naruto's twin sister." She said.
"Naruko. What'dya say?" Key grinned.
"I'd love to!" She loudly said as she gave Key a tight hug.
Key chuckled and hugged her back.
"Group hug!" Naruto yelled and hugged both of them.
After a moment they released from each other.
"Well I'll see you two later. I gotta get back home." Key said and waved.
"Awe bye Key!" Naruko smiled and waved back.
Naruto held out a fist. "See you tomorrow bro." He said with a classic grin.
Key fistbumped him. "Later my nigga." He replied back.
-Cutscene-
Key was walking the streets but paused in his steps as he could see the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
Oh you already know what time it is
Fuck that Sasuke substitution look alike, she's mine haha
Key then walked inside the shop.
"Whoa Key right?? It's surprising seeing you here." Ino said as she offered him a friendly smile.
"Well I've come to pick up some flowers for a very special girl. Have any suggestions?" Key asked as he walked to the front.
"Hmm what kind of girl is she?" Ino asked.
"Well she's pretty, nice, and I can tell she will be a strong Kunoichi in the future. Actually..I think I know exactly what she'll like." Key said as he went and picked up a bush clover.
'Wow that's actually my favorite flower.' Ino thought. "That's a very great choice Key. Since it's your first time being here, you don't have to pay. It's on the house." Ino said with a smile.
'Damn that's even better. I can spit game for the price of nothing? Nice.' Key thought satisfied. "I wouldn't have mind paying, but let me give these to that special girl." He said.
"Good luck Key, I'm sure she'll love them." Ino said in support.
Key then held the flowers toward Ino. "That special girl is..you Ino." He said with a warm smile.
Ino turned as red as a ripe apple as she remembered his compliments from before. "D-Do you r-really mean that?" She asked as she took the flowers.
"Hell to the yes." Key responded.
"Awee thank you so much Key. That was sweet." Ino said as she felt a warmth in her chest.
Key nodded. "Anytime Ino. Remember to keep focusing on your training. I believe in you for real. I'll catch you later." He said.
Ino's smile widened and was filled with warmth at that. "Thank you Key-kun. See you later!" She said to him as he left.
-Cutscene-
Key arrived back to the apartment. He strangely didn't see the two twins, so he assumed they were somewhere else doing something.
He decided to see what else the game had to offer.
"Game." He called out.
Name: Key Otsutsuki LV. 1
Title: [Yang] Nine Tailed Fox Jinchuriki
Class: D Rank Shinobi
Age: (21 actually) 7 in world
HP: 300,000/300,000
CP: 150,000/150,000
EXP: 0/5,000
[Stats]
STR: 150
DEX: 165
CHAR: 200
INT: 200
STA: 170
Luck: 180
[Skills]
Ninjutsu: 100
Taijutsu: 100
Genjutsu: 100
Kenjutsu: 100
Senjutsu: 100
Fuinjutsu: 100
Shinjutsu: 100
[Perks]
[Relationships]
[Abilities]
[Passive/Active Skills]
"It looks like my Charisma and LUCK went up. Not surprising since I've been getting along well with everyone. Although I am curious about 'Relationships.'" Key said and then pressed it.
[Relationships] :
[Naruto] LV. 200/500 : You're his first real friend. He considers you as a brother and would do anything to help you. He would ride or die for you straight up.
[Sasuke] LV. 195/500 : Even though he doesn't outwardly say it, he is grateful and thankful to have you by his and Satsuki's side. He considers you close and would ride or die for you also.
[Satsuki] LV. 200/500 : Ooo she has a crush on you..to the 'loving' point. She admires and is motivated by you. She understands her feelings towards you, but is too shy to tell you because she don't want to ruin y'all's friendship. She would fight by your side and is loyal to you.
[Naruko] LV. 200/500 : Another crush? Amazing. You're her first real friend also alongside Naruto. She wants to get to know you and wouldn't mind eating at a restaurant to do so. She would fight by your side and is loyal to you.
[Sakura] LV. 110/500 : She is curious about you and interested. Not to that point as she is still very much attracted to Sasuke of course. She wouldn't mind to get to know you more as a friend
[Ino] LV. 200/500 : You're on a role!! She like likes you. You managed to actually catch her heart and overshadow Sasuke from what you did and said. Good job! She wants to get to know you more and wouldn't mind being alongside you.
[Shikamaru] LV. 150/500 : He thinks you're genuine and cool. He wouldn't mind playing a game of Shogi and watching the clouds with you on some chill shit.
[Choji] LV. 150/500 : He can't wait to taste the new food you told him about. You know big Cho loves his food. He thinks you're nice and real.
[Hinata] LV. 160/500 : She thinks you're nice and sweet. Especially from the compliments you told her, but you will have to try a bit harder if you want to take it to the next level! She still has feelings for Naruto
[Kiba] LV. 145/500 : He was thankful of your noticing and compliments to his dogs. He thinks you're cool and chill to be around.
[Shino] LV. 150/500 : He thinks you're fun and cool. He was thankful you weren't scared of his bugs also.
[Rock Lee] LV. 0/500 : Haven't met yet
[Neji Hyuga] LV. 0/500 : Haven't met yet
[TenTen] LV. 0/500 : Haven't met yet
[Iruka] LV. 170/500 : He could tell you have great character and is proud that you're Naruto's first friend. You're alright in his eyes.
[The Third Hokage] LV. 120/500 : He thinks you're mature for a kid your age and thankful that you have the twin Uchihas on your hands, but be careful, he is still one to watch.
[ Yang-Nine Tailed Fox] LV. 250/500 : She has seen your memories and have been watching everything you've been doing. She thinks you're a very interesting, fun, and chill guy. She's very glad that you're her Jinchuriki. She's definitely ready to meet you.
Key assumed the other Shinobi weren't on there because he haven't reached that point yet, but he had one question. "She??" He questioned out loud.
"Yes Key-sama she..come meet me."
He heard the Nine-Tails giggle in his mind. Well..this was about to be interesting.