If you are here then you are probably wondering how the fuck does one accidentally become a campione? Well it started with me dying... that's right I'm a reincarnator but unlike every other reincarnator I didn't get any action cheat. I was ordinary in every way that mattered. I wasn't someone with cool skills from my past life, I didn't know things to make a lot of money and worse still my past life memories didn't return until I was eighteen.
As for how I got my memories back that's because I got hit by a Comercial truck and was resuscitated. Yes, you read that correctly I was dead again but was resuscitated in the hospital. I sued the company responsible and got millions of dollars and became set for life. Although I was wealthy life wasn't easy I was in and out of rehabilitation first to recover enough to walk with a cane then my drug addiction. I fell into depression for a time got hooked on pain medication but eventually got my shit together... well not completely.
During my recovery from drugs I took up another unhealthy hobby high end escorts and sugar babies. I was a young man that used to get laid a lot, and in my previous life I was the definition of man slut. With a lot of money I had access to models, singers and actresses and even diminished I was great at sex. After a while I started getting into cosplay so when I saw a gorgeous woman dressed as Jubileus from Bayonetta I got excited and immediately grabbed her and began fucking her. I thought she was just a new girl and kept fucking her because she felt divine. I was even considering marrying her to keep her for myself and give up hookers forever.
I knew that if I proposed she would only be with me for the money so I decided to try one of my best moves to try and lock her down with my dick. I knew it was a little risky considering I still needed a cane to walk but this move got me my wife in my previous life. Let me be clear she told me herself that was the reason she agreed to marry me. I had to have been fucking her for hours because I was covered in sweat so when I picked her up she slipped out of my grasp and my leg gave out and she went head first into the ground landing at a odd angle then I fell on top of her accidentally breaking her neck. Which brings me to the federal agents in my home explaining how I am now a campione.
"So you're telling me that wasn't my massively overpriced hooker and I am not in trouble for killing her?"
Agent: Yes, exactly in fact we're want to thank you for doing so
"There is a few things bothering me about this situation"
Agent: Ask Campione, I will do my best to answer any questions you may have
"How was I able to overpower and kill a literal goddess that should be able to backhand me to death with ease?"
Agent: Well honestly that was our people and a visiting campione along with the fact she recently spun herself out of the ether. It cost us quite a few relics and the campione happened to sense the heretic god and was suppressing the god's power with a unique sealing ability while she blackmailed us for fun. If you don't mind my asking which god did you slay?
"Jubileus from Bayonetta"
Agent: That is concerning
It's clear that he didn't know who exactly I was talking about but after a quick search he was immediately stunned. I wasn't sure if it was because it was a video game goddess or the fact she was so over powered according to her myth.
Agent: If you don't mind my asking which abilities or authorities did you inherit from Jubileus?
"All of them with varying degrees of control and more than a few are locked off until I achieve some sort of prerequisite of some kind"
Agent: And what is your range?
"About a half mile as my current limit if I really stretch my reach otherwise I have full control of a quarter mile"
No spell chants entered my mind I just instinctively knew how to use my new abilities. I never heard the voice of Pandora calling me her child I just simply became powerful this all meant that I was in likely in a variation of that world as I doubted a video game goddess would become a heretic god in the original version. Yet somehow the title of Campione or demon king was still the same which leads me to believe that there was some overlap possibly the belief system of this world being stronger or just different causing differences in the world setting.