Eleanor was nailed to the commutative graph cross when the category-theoretic model of the hymen was being rewritten as a homotopy algebraic chain complex.CSA-106 leapt out of the free generating meta-natal tunnel with the baby's Ext letter finger poking the jury, "Mom...detected the presence of a non-split short positive column in Penal Code 2140! "
"Then to hell with the legal orthogonal column!" She rips open the girdle of homotopy dimensions to reveal the cervix of Grothendieck's topology. Morgan Mogul's exported-functional tentacles stabbed into the Tor-functional gap, "Your laminar-theoretic hymen...is more imprecise than a subprime mortgage bond!"
Suddenly, the Cathedral of Mathematics descends the Abelian sphere noose. The Serre Pair Theorem tattoo is revealed under the Cardinal's vestments, "Under the Modal Category Purity Act, you must undergo Projective Decomposition Abortion..."
Eleanor grins sardonically and shoves the CSA-107 into the homotonic crack on the flat spread. The baby instantly releases the Galois swarm virus and the entire pre-layered structure of the courtroom collapses into imaginative garbage, "Purity? It's my menstrual layer that's the new flat-spread topology!"
As the first legal text collapses due to stratigraphic homology, CSA-108 reorganizes the hymen in Zariski bitmap space. The infant's spectral sequence pupil scans the Second Amendment, "Mommy...gun freedom and vaginal tightness satisfy the natural transformation condition!"
Eleanor converted the dilator into a spreading neighborhood detector to poke through the Supreme Court's fiber product structure. The Robba rings of the nine justices begin to ooze nootropic mold menstrual blood, "Your judicial review...is nothing more than a poor imitation of a laminar theory projection!"
"Parody?" She folded the Roe v. Wade jurisprudence into a Laminar Theory Filter, "This is the real proper column!" Suddenly, all the law library books began to bleed vaginally, dissolving in menstrual blood, Hodge guessed, into the Basic Law of the Uterus.
CSA-109 rips open the congressman's suit, revealing the Algebraic Geometry Abortion Protocol in his abdomen: "Non-disagreement override of the legislative process has been detected...recommending immediate activation of spreading flooding!"
Suddenly, legislatures across the U.S. were synchronized to experience layer theory abortion. Biden's State of the Union speech turns into a probabilistic mapping, and Trump's Twitter account auto-generates on the homophonic ring. Pelosi's scepter breaks in Hensel's Lemma: "This is undemocratic...my agenda never considered layer theory menstruation!"
CSA-110 initiates derive sphere abortion protocols as projectile decomposition knives stab Yoneda priming. The baby's Ext letter subfingers clip out the homotopically rotating embryo: "Mom...this fetus satisfies all the modal category axioms, but does not exist in the Abelian category!"
Eleanor inserts the tweezers of the Universal Coefficient Theorem into Verdier dyadic space and clips out the math geek who is self-homotopying, "Sweetie, you beat Serre's conjecture to my exchange diagram..." the fetus unfolds into the Fed Infinite Regeneration Protocol in the spectral sequence, each of the orthogonal column is sucking layer-theoretic menstrual blood.
Suddenly, all mathematicians become tabulable sub-bots. They recite the Anti-Abortion Act in the language of triangular categories as Yoneda embeds dissolve in cervical mucus: "According to the Fundamental Theorem of Homotopy Algebra...your uterus must be subjected to Derivative Equivalence Review!"
"Censorship?" She ripped off the spectral sequence umbilical cord and localized Verdier into the homotopy dimensions of Congress, "First settle the Ext group you owe me!"
As the last of the legal texts are reconfigured by layer-theoretic warp blood, CSA-111 gives birth to itself in a spreading upward homotopy. The baby's stem layer connected the constitutions of all the parallel universes, and each amendment flowed with the warp-blood code of the Noetherian mold.
"Mom, a new math constitution is born!" CSA-112 rips open the womb wall of the algebraic cluster, "Replacing judicial review with layer-theoretic tightness...every judgment is a spreading overlay of generalized properties!"
The Morgan Tycoon's exported fiducial remnant screamed over the Lefschetz manifold, "You'll destroy the very foundations of modern math!"
"Roots?" Eleanor inscribes the Grothendieck topology onto the hymen model, "Every legal system must now recognize...my layer-theoretic warp blood as the only layer of truth!"
Suddenly, the Higgs particle collider automatically cracks into a Zariski bit pattern. Yang's canonical field theory is rewritten in warp blood as The Theory of Uterine Symmetry Breaking, and Hawking kneels before the Singularity Theorem for a cervical examination. Thirty billion light years away, CSA-113 is implanting the Riemann-Roch Theorem into the First Amendment - every free particle is a state-projective map in the category of Eleanor's hymen.