Around two weeks ago me and my friends had a huge argument over if thighs are better than ass it was a good professional argument before Jerry joined the call and wanted to say his piece of the argument long story short Jerry has a foot fetish and threatened to kill us for laughing at him. Anyway it's been known Jerry likes saying stupid stuff be he would never kill any of us he wouldn't even hurt a fly. He is the type of guy that when he rages in video games he doesn't smash anything he just silently cries and trust me it is awkward as hell and I don't think anyone would not get second hand embarrassment sitting in a call during that.
Anyway currently me and the boys are going to go to a bar and Jerry said he is coming so it's a good thing because he lost the last bet so he is decoy for all the whales so let's hope Barry can actually pull because last time I was decoy and he couldn't even pull the 6's.
Currently I'm waiting for Jerry to pick me up because he said if he has to walk home early he will be pissed. We are carpooling with Jerry because he said he doesn't want to drink because he is worried he will sleep with one of the 3's and below he will be talking to for the night.
HONK HONK seems like Jerry is finally fucking here it's been 4 fucking hours like seriously are you that much of a pussy to be scared to talk to 3's next time don't bet on Jared Goff in crucial playoff games my goat wayden waniels never throws multiple picks a game. Anyway let me grab my wallet and meet them outside.
"Yo Jerry what took yo ass so fucking long. And where are the boys I thought you was picking us all up."
Jerry pulls out a Glock 19 with a switch "How could y'all laugh at me like that that's why I killed Barry and Larry and you're next I saved you for last because you were the one to tell everyone I knew including my girl she left me the same day saying shit like you a weirdo Jerry no one gonna love you I'm not going to put my big toe up your ass man and that hurt bro I cried all night I was trying to get her to do that for 3 months all my inconspicuous jokes out the window what hurts most is she said she fws you hella and that made me snap I killed her, Larry, Barry, and about to kill your dumbass Terry."
"Yo Jerry man you joking right because we all know yous a bitch." BANG BANG BANG "OK you are definitely not joking my bad g also you said yo girl fucked with me damn bro she was bad asf should have tried before she died."
And that's how I died now I'm sitting in this endless void for I want to say it's been fourteen hours maybe fifteen and I thought there would of already been a rob or sum shi getting my ass out of here.
"Hellooo it is I the grand wizard man here to grant you 3 wishes and a world of your choosing" space distorts and a man appears out of nowhere "wait you're black nevermind I can't help you."
Lightning strikes the man and out comes a woman who is 6'4 around 190lbs looking like prime 2000s Megan Fox Realizing I'm staring I immediately look the other way because yk she just smited a man.
"Yo are you whistling who does that and I can read your mind if you think I didn't see you staring at my body you must be more stupid than I thought. Anyway because the last guy didn't want to give you the wishes my dad forced me to help you and give you the same deal he would have so state the wishes and shit I got better stuff to do."
Alright damn she ain't fucking wit yo boy so I'm just going to think for a minute on what I want to wish for "hmm world is obvious let's go to the Naruto world and I wish for a world hopping ability that I can fully control because I don't want to get bored of being the strongest, a gacha system that gives me full access to whoever it lands on including power, memory's, and muscle memory that I can use every week, and my third wish is to become Naruto but can you, you know at least make me lightskin I use the n word way to much ion want killer b and all of kumo trying to kill me."
After stating my wishes I immediately get passed out and am waking up in the woods near a river getting up to look at my reflection I see that my wish on my appearance at least happened seeing as I am a 4 year old lightskin with whiskers on each of my cheeks.