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Filler Chapter: Sasuke's Ultimate Mission – The Brother-Zone Arc
[Minecraft System Notification]
> New Quest: Pursue Hinata!
Objective: Spend an entire day with Hinata and make her fall for you.
Reward: Full enchanted diamond armor set + max enchanted weapons/tools.
Hidden Condition: ???
Sasuke's eyes twitched as he read the notification. He had fought Orochimaru, escaped a half-dead Warden, and survived Naruto's loud mouth every day. But this?
This was his greatest challenge yet.
The promise of an enchanted diamond set was too good to ignore. Sharpness V sword? Protection IV armor? Efficiency V pickaxe? It was everything he needed.
He exhaled.
"I'll do it."
And just like that, Sasuke Uchiha, the last of his clan, became a man on a mission.
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Phase One: The Invitation
Sasuke found Hinata near the Hyuga Compound, where she was practicing her Gentle Fist. He approached her with his usual cool demeanor—hands in his pockets, slightly brooding, and his iron armor invisible to everyone but him.
"Hinata."
Hinata, startled, turned around and turned redder than a Nether Wart.
"S-Sasuke-kun?!" she stammered, pressing her fingers together.
Sasuke took a deep breath. "Let's go on a date."
Silence.
A butterfly landed on Hinata's head. A soft breeze passed through Konoha.
Hinata.exe had stopped working.
"D-D-D-Date?!" she squeaked, nearly passing out.
System Notification:
> +5 Hinata Affection Points
Sasuke smirked. Step one: success.
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Phase Two: Ichiraku Ramen – The Hunger Bar Test
First stop? Ichiraku Ramen.
Naruto was already there, inhaling ramen like he was in an eating contest.
"Oi, bastard! What are you doing here with Hinata?" Naruto asked, noodles hanging from his mouth.
"I'm taking her on a date," Sasuke said coolly.
Naruto choked.
"WHAT?!" he coughed violently. "Hinata-chan, you can do so much better than this emo!"
"U-Um…" Hinata's face was so red, it looked like she just ate a Ghost Pepper.
Sasuke ignored Naruto and turned to Teuchi. "Two bowls. Extra pork."
Hinata quietly sat beside him, still in shock. Naruto was malfunctioning in the background.
System Notification:
> +10 Hinata Affection Points
Sasuke smirked. Too easy.
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Phase Three: Shopping Disaster
Next, Sasuke took Hinata shopping. He didn't really care about this part, but the system demanded a full day.
So, there he was.
Carrying bags.
Lots of bags.
From weapons shops to clothing stores, Hinata kept apologizing every time she picked something. But Sasuke, despite his suffering, endured.
Meanwhile, Ino and Sakura spotted them.
"Oh. My. God." Ino gasped. "Sasuke-kun is on a date?"
"With Hinata?" Sakura added.
Their worlds shattered.
System Notification:
> +10 Hinata Affection Points
-5 Sakura Affection Points
-5 Ino Affection Points
Sasuke smirked. W's only.
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Phase Four: Hokage Monument – The Final Stretch
As the sun began to set, Sasuke and Hinata walked toward the Hokage Monument.
Sasuke was confident. This was it. The final moment.
Hinata had been blushing all day, looking at him with those big lavender eyes.
"She's definitely in love with me," Sasuke thought.
As they sat under the glowing sky, Hinata turned toward him, looking serious.
"Sasuke-kun… I have something important to say."
This was it.
This was the moment.
Sasuke Uchiha, the last of his clan, the boy who had suffered and trained for years, finally won the game of love.
He prepared himself.
"Yes?" he said, already thinking about his enchanted diamond set.
Hinata took a deep breath.
"Sasuke-kun… I've always wanted…"
Sasuke's heart pounded.
"…a brotha just like you!"
Silence.
System Notification:
> Hidden Quest Completed: "I Always Wanted a Brotha"
Reward: New Title – "Hinata's Brotha"
System Message: LOL
Sasuke's mind shattered like a glass pane hit by Efficiency V.
A cold breeze passed through the air. Birds stopped chirping. Somewhere in the distance, a Creeper hissed.
Sasuke's entire world collapsed.
"Brotha?" he whispered.
"Yes! You're like the big brother I never had!" Hinata smiled brightly.
System Notification:
> Hinata Affection Points reset to 0.
Sasuke's soul left his body.
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Epilogue: The Aftermath
Sasuke walked home in a trance.
He lost.
He didn't just lose—he got speedrun brother-zoned in record time.
Naruto suddenly appeared.
"Oi, bastard! How was the date?" Naruto smirked.
Sasuke glared.
Naruto held up a sign that read:
> "Press F to Pay Respects"
Sasuke punched him.
DING!
System Notification:
> New Title Unlocked: "L"
New Achievement: "F"
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Final Thoughts from Sasuke:
Never trust the system.
Never trust a mission about love.
Never expect anything from life.
This was even worse than Uchiha masscare
Somewhere in the system logs, the words "I always wanted a brotha just like you" kept flashing.
Sasuke went to bed in pain.
The End.
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