I am eighteen years old now and I am on stage.
But before going further, I have to tell you about this World Moral. Don't worry. It won't be long. Just the same length as your peepee.
This World is called Moral and judging by its name I thought it would be filled with ethics, righteousness and morality. But the only thing Moral about this World is its name.
It has seven continents and the names of these continents are :
Gangbang, Fetisia, Titilis, Penisilia, Cuckwell, Hornyler and Hentaiger.
Yes. These are the names. They are the opposite of what this World's name stands for.
I was born in Titilis, the smallest and poorest continent among the seven.
This continent has ten countries and I was born in the poorest and smallest country called Nipplis.
This country has no cities, only villages and I was born in the poorest village called Milkers.
Seeing a pattern here? Just because I said I like boobs the Supreme Man sent me here. And no wonder my family was adamant on making me drink milk.
Anyway, let me repeat. I live in Milkers village, inside Nipplis city which is in Titlis continent. I got everything the smallest and poorest in this world.
Out of the seven continents, the two largest continents are Gangbang and Cuckwell. These continents are equal in size and these are the continents where the Aliens live. They have taken control of these two continents as Supreme Man told me.
Apart from that, I will explore other continents like Fetisia, Penisilia, Hornyler and Hentaiger as I move further.
Now, this village Milkers where I live is filled with poor people. They sell milk to other villages as their living. And nearly every race is here.
Elves, orcs, goblins, ogres and other fantasy races which I can't think of right now. I mean, you got the gist, right?
So yeah, they all are poor but they live in harmony. There is no prejudice or other shit like that here. Everyone is a big family. The elders here treat me like I am their son. I got so many grandmas here but my favourite is still the goblin grandma. She saved my life after all.
Anyway, just because I died on earth it doesn't mean that I forgot my real grandma's dream. She wanted me to become the best comedian and I will make sure I do that in this world.
Therefore, just after I turned eighteen I told my parents that I want to do comedy. They agreed with no problem as they love me to death.
So I used that love and asked them to make a stage for me where I can perform and invite all the villagers so they can see and laugh.
And in return to my requests, my parents asked :
"What's a stage?"
I decreased my hopes from them after this question and just asked them to gather people around the village behind our house to see my show.
They did just that and I took up the responsibility of building the stage myself.
I found an empty space at the back of our hut and after making sure that no one was watching, I used one of my skills.
Yes, no one knows that I am overpowered yet. I have kept it a secret and I would like it to keep it this way. I mean, I want to make people laugh. I don't want to be a savior, I want to be Xavier who makes funny comments under social media posts.
Anyway, the skill I used to make a stage was called Morning Wood.
As suspicious as its name may sound, it's a good skill. With this, I can manipulate woods to my will.
So I controlled some wood and made a humble stage for myself.
Though, Madara Uchiha would have fallen in love with me after seeing me controlling wood like that.
Anyway, everything was set and I was ready to perform my first standup in this world, Moral.
Just you wait, grandma. I will fulfill your dream.
Coming back to the story, I am on stage, I don't need a mic as I have a skill to modulate my voice.
Every villager is sitting in front of me. It's broad daylight and they are looking excited as well. They must have never seen anything like this. I will make the most of this opportunity.
"Let's go, my son. You can do it!" My father cheered for me. He was sitting in the front row along with my other family members.
"I am so proud of you." My mother had tears in her eyes.
What was she proud of? Me getting on the stage? I haven't even done anything yet, woman.
"I am so proud of you, my grandson. Isn't he so handsome?" My goblin grandma also had tears in her eyes. And whatever she was proud of, I will keep doing that. I am biased towards her.
Now let me finally start.
"Everyon-"
"You are the best, Racis! Your auntie loves you."
My Goblin aunty interrupted me. I am already nervous as it is and she cut my starting words. I wish she was an alien so I could kill her.
Nevertheless, she has good intentions so I showed her a smile.
Now, no one should speak. Only I will do it. Who knows when I will get to do this again.
"Everyone, as yo-"
"My grandson has grown so big. My tears won't stop."
I gritted my teeth. This time it was my grandpa. My father has no parents so my mother brought her parents with her after marriage. And so I have a human grandpa and a goblin grandma both from my mother's side.
But to hell with that, why did he have to speak in between. Everyone is breaking my flow.
"I am so very happy, my grandson. I am so happy I want to do some orcs."
Do whoever you want, old man. You can even do bugs bunny for all I care. My grandpa likes females of all races other than Humans.
Nevertheless, I also gave him a smile and now all of my family members had spoken their turn. No one was left to disturb me.
Well, I could still be disturbed but it's very unlikely.
The Aliens live many kilometres away from this Milker village.
It's not like one of them would land on this wooden stage with a thump.
THUMP!
To disturb me and announce to everyone that he is an alien.
"I am an Alien!"
Motherfu- What's an alien doing here?!