"I'm dead?"
"That's exactly right my good man!"
Sitting in front of a crow the size of a school bus I'm looking at a TV that seems to be fast forwarding through by life.
"Oh! It seems our viewers just got here! Do you mind me restarting? I can't have leave my loyal patreon's out of the know! It's bad for rating's you know?" The crow only looks to the box TV I'm halfway watching and with a flick of their feathers the TV changes it's channel to something that happened only a few minutes ago. At least for me that is.
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"Damn I got fucking hammered last night..."
Looking into the mirror I see the same me that's always been there a strikingly average man with black hair, brown eyes, dark caramel colored skin, and an average face only slightly boosted by my childhood face scar giving me a slightly rougher look. "I knew I couldn't trust Jaden! He's alcoholic ass probably passed out before I took my first shot.."
I wash my face before grabbing a towel and heading into the living room of my shitty apartment and to my expectation I see another figure passed out on my couch. "This is exactly why!..I'm never going to the club with your ass again.."
Leaving Jaden on the couch I walk past and into my kitchen only to find it ransacked and clearly messed with. "*Breathe* *Exhale* I'm calm, I'm calm...You get a pass today Jaden.."
Moving along I start to clean up the drunkards mess and I start to cook up some simple scrambled eggs at which point the neighbors decide now's a great time for their "Sumo Wrestling."
"Shut up...Who the fuck starts at 7 AM!? I've got to move out of here soon I'm tired of this shit and it's only been a couple of months!" Speaking under my breathe as not to wake the other annoyance close to me I finish the eggs and some toast I plopped into my rust toaster and I sit down next to the curled up man on my couch.
Opening up my decade old and cracked Aphone 6 and going through my camera roll gets me some idea of what happened last night. "Shots, shots, shots, tits...Nice. Shots, Jaden passed out...About what I expected.."
Stretching and sitting back I start to eat my sloppily made breakfast while scrolling down my messages to find any...issues that may have came up during my less than stellar night out.
"Well at least I got out without any awkward messages sent..Only one message sent to my ex, but she's blocked my number so its fine..Hopefully.." Sighing and putting down my phone and focus on eating I grab my TV remote that's pocking out from underneath Jaden's body and immediately head down to Crunchyroll.
"What am I feeling like today? One piece? My Hero Academia? Maybe some Konosuba?...Fuck it, it's a throwback today. Naruto will do the trick..Now, classic or Shippuden?"
I decide rather quickly as the sleeping man next to me rolls over and as soon as I pick the original Naruto my eyes start dropping and my body starts to relax.
"What the fuuuuuuu-
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At that moment the box TV cuts off with another wave of the crow's wing and not even a second later the TV vanishes completely.
"What a unique personality! Wouldn't you all agree! Anyway now that your caught up to speed on your wonderful new protationist we should begin the first step! Well second step I should say, the first step was you dying!"
I only narrow my eyes at the bird before crossing my arms. "Uh Oh. *Turns around away from me.* Chat..Is it just me or does he seem mad at me?"
"I can still hear you-Whatever I'm over it..."
"Great! Because we're now gonna start the fan favorite part of the show the Wheel Of Worlds!" The crow moves around and crosses their wings together before opening them and as they do so a giant wheel with so many different options that non of them are legible.
"Now as you've probably picked up by now this is kind of gameshow! We randomly select an anime enthusiast such as yourself and we throw them into a random anime world using various methods!"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm picking up what your putting down but I sense some sort of caveat coming."
"Well you'd be right! there are multiple stipulations involved but a couple of them help you out! The first being you won't be sent to a world you don't know about! You won't be sent to a Genshin Impact world because you don't even know the main character's title/name! But that means if you know anything about a anime you could be sent there! You know very little about the world Berserk but that information you do have in enough to get you sent there! You understand?"
Nodding along with the crow as it circles me with the wheel in wing. "The next thing is our methods! You can be transmigrated, reincarnated or simply sent there! Which is actually quite important! If you transmigrate into...Dragon Ball for example you could end up in Goku's Body! Compared to being reincarnated and being there from the start as a baby! Or being sent there in your normal human body! Do ya get it now?"
"I understand but what about powers do I get any when I-" When I continue to speak the crow makes a shushing motion with their wing and suddenly I can't speak.
"Shh! I only needed you to say you understand for those two stipulations! You know how it is legal reasons..And besides isn't it much better to find out when you get wherever you end up? Speaking of that! I think it's time to spin the Wheel Of Worlds!!!"
The crow then puts down the wheel they were holding and spins it using on dark feather that seems to generate way too much power.
The wheel spins and spins with each choice being a slightly different color making the wheel almost hypnotizing to look at and as it slows to a stop it lands on an orange and blue spot.
As the crow looks at it and back to me they block my view from even trying to make out the worlds name. "Well isn't this just ironic! It looks like you got the selection of Reincarnation into the world of Naruto!"
'Fuck yes!!..Wait no!' As the crow says the name of the anime the void surrounding the two of us starts to break and the sounds of a woman struggling and groaning start to pierce my ears.
"Have a great time in your new life! Also for your information, they are no cheats in my gameshow. Got it?"
The last thing I see before the darkness over takes my eyes is the crow changing and getting even larger than anything else I've ever seen in my life, its form taking up so much space a singular feather of it could destroy a college campus.
'Holy shiiiiiiii-'
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{FIrst chapter! Hope everyone enjoyed! This story will be updated once or twice a week with one chapter always on saturday. Other than that peace.}