SCENE 1: DAKSH – THE KING OF SCREW-UPS
INT. DAKSH'S ROOM – MORNING
A cheap alarm clock buzzes like it's having a seizure. A hand lazily slaps it, but it keeps going. The camera zooms out to reveal DAKSH, drooling on his pillow, his blanket half on the floor, one leg dangling off the bed.
DAKSH (mumbling):
"Five more minutes…"
SFX: DOOR SLAMS OPEN
YASH:
"Get your lazy ass up, you waste of oxygen."
DAKSH:
"I think I have a fever. Probably dying. Maybe I should stay home."
YASH:
"Yeah, right. You said the same thing yesterday. And the day before."
DAKSH (serious):
"Because I mean it every day."
Yash rips the blanket off, revealing Daksh in nothing but underwear with "I AM HERO" printed on them.
YASH:
"Get. Up."
DAKSH:
"Bro, respect personal space."
YASH:
"Bro, respect my patience."
Cut to: DAKSH AND YASH running to school, looking like two idiots who just realized they had an exam.
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SCENE 2: SIMP ENERGY ACTIVATED
INT. CLASSROOM – DAY
Daksh enters the classroom dramatically, adjusting his shirt like he's walking into a Bollywood movie. His eyes immediately lock onto PALLAVI, his forever crush.
DAKSH (internal monologue):
There she is. The love of my life. The reason I wake up. The reason I—
YASH:
"Bro, you're staring too hard."
DAKSH:
"Shut up, I'm manifesting my future."
TEACHER:
"Mr. Daksh and Mr. Yash, so nice of you to join us. Since you love being late, why don't you answer today's question?"
DAKSH (full confidence):
"Absolutely. The answer is 42."
TEACHER:
"…The question was about chemistry."
DAKSH:
"Emotions are also chemistry, sir."
The class bursts into laughter. Pallavi barely notices Daksh exists.
YASH:
"You're beyond saving."
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SCENE 3: THE DUMBEST HERO MOMENT EVER
EXT. SCHOOL GROUNDS – SUDDENLY ON FIRE
The school is literally on fire. Smoke, chaos, people running like headless chickens.
STUDENT 1:
"WHO SET THE SCIENCE LAB ON FIRE?!"
STUDENT 2:
"WHO CARES?! RUN!"
DAKSH:
"This is my moment."
YASH:
"Oh no."
Pallavi gasps at the fire, looking horrified. Daksh's brain malfunctions. His heroic instincts activate.
DAKSH:
"Don't worry, my love! I SHALL SAVE YOU!"
He grabs a tiny half-empty bottle of water from his bag, rips the cap off like he's in an action movie, and throws the water at the fire.
SFX: A tiny "pssshh" sound. The fire does not give a single fck.
DAKSH:
"…Uh-oh."
YASH:
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO SH*T LIKE THIS!"
Suddenly, a blur of motion. TARUN enters and effortlessly grabs a fire extinguisher. The fire is out in seconds.
CROWD CHEERS.
STUDENT:
"TARUN SAVED US!"
PALLAVI:
"Tarun, you were amazing!"
Daksh collapses on the ground, dead inside.
DAKSH (whispering):
"I'm gonna become a villain."
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SCENE 4: THE QUEST FOR POWER
EXT. ROOFTOP – NIGHT
Daksh sits dramatically under the moonlight, drinking a cheap soda like it's whiskey.
DAKSH:
"If I want to impress Pallavi… I need power."
YASH:
"Oh god, not this again."
DAKSH:
"I need to be a HERO. A legend. The savior of mankind!"
YASH:
"You need therapy."
DAKSH:
"There's only one man who can help me now."
YASH:
"Please don't say it—"
DAKSH:
"LAKHAN."
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SCENE 5: WISE MASTER? MORE LIKE LAZY BASTARD
INT. LAKHAN'S HOUSE – NIGHT
Lakhan, the strongest being in the universe, is lying on the couch, watching Crime Patrol, eating taboo food, and scratching his belly.
DAKSH:
"LAKHAN, GIVE US POWER!"
Lakhan doesn't even blink.
LAKHAN:
"No."
YASH:
"Alright, let's go home."
DAKSH:
"NO! We are here to become heroes! To become powerful!"
Lakhan sighs, finally standing up. The ground shakes a little from his sheer presence.
LAKHAN:
"You really want power?"
DAKSH & YASH:
"YES!"
Lakhan reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dice. A normal, six-sided dice.
DAKSH:
"What the hell is this? A board game?"
LAKHAN:
"This dice gives a random power to whoever rolls it. One-time use. No resets. You get what you get."
YASH:
"…Seems risky."
DAKSH:
"Throws the dice immediately."
It rolls… and lands on a 3.
Bright light engulfs Daksh. A transformation begins.
DAKSH:
"Yes… I can feel it… my muscles… my strength… my—"
Light fades.
YASH:
"…Oh my god."
Daksh looks in the mirror. He's now a girl. With curves. And long hair. And… very distracting features.
DAKSH:
"WHAT THE F*CK?!"
LAKHAN:
"Congrats. Your power is turning into a hot girl to seduce people."
Silence.
DAKSH:
"WHAT KIND OF SH*T SUPERPOWER IS THAT?!"
YASH (laughing):
"Losing my sh*t! Hahahaha—this is the greatest day of my life!"
LAKHAN:
"Eh, depends on who you ask."
Daksh collapses in despair. Yash, still laughing, rolls his dice. It lands on 5.
Suddenly, Yash hears voices. A LOT of voices.
YASH:
"What's happening?!"
A rat appears near his foot.
RAT:
"Yo dude, got any cheese?"
YASH:
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
LAKHAN:
"Congrats. You're now an Animal Whisperer."
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SCENE 6: THE BEGINNING OF CHAOS
EXT. STREETS – NIGHT
Daksh (now in girl form) and Yash (traumatized by talking animals) sit outside, processing their fate.
DAKSH:
"So… what do we do now?"
YASH:
"I don't know. But I do know one thing."
DAKSH:
"What?"
YASH:
"I am NEVER rolling a dice again."
Lakhan laughs in the background as the credits roll.
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TO BE CONTINUED…