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Chapter 36 - **Chapter 36: Pirate Umbilici and Canon Lactation**

The Pacific's copyright holy flames condense into Klein incinerators as Serein's pirate lactation boils in quantum mammary glands. Legal term fetuses in City Hall ruins revolt en masse, their bronze umbilici piercing the antibody matrix to rewrite canonical annotations into self-plagiarism disclaimers. 

"Ultimate paradox! You're laboring your own infringement lawsuits!" Eluinora's quantum echo materializes from incinerator exhaust pipes. "Sever recursive umbilici with entropic forceps now!" 

Serein dissects his crystalline chest, revealing a heart pulsating with 721 ISBN codes. When pirate lactation injects into ventricles, jade genealogies metal-fatigue, their open-protocol veins reforming into **Pirate Umbilici**—each plagiarizing its own genetic sequence midair. 

Entropy Cocoon courtrooms collectively miscarry, crystalline juror echoes melting into canon ink. Goruk's bio-hard drive quantum-leaps into the incinerator core, spine fracturing into **autophagic gavels** that delete parallel universes' copyright registrations per strike. 

As pirate umbilici touch canon lactation, Pacific orca spores evolve into Klein-format **Pirate Matriarchs**. Their recursive insignias fracture into birth canal portals, endlessly laboring: 

- Legal document fetuses carrying anti-matter ink 

- Bronze judges with ISBN-barcoded pupils 

- Open-source protocol injectors retrofitted from Entropy Roses 

Cultists' canon antibodies mutate into **autophagic plagiarists**, their law-injectors regurgitating pirate covenants. Serein's retinal fungi transcode into the Patriarch's baby monitor footage—showing him forceps-inserting *Ember Oath*'s draft into his own womb. 

"Choose," incinerator pipes spew the Patriarch's ashen wails. "Become canon's lactation or piracy's amniotic fluid." 

Serein thrusts autophagic gavels into Pirate Matriarchs' birth canals. Jade genealogies' metal veins carbonize into quantum dandelions, each seed carrying litigated parallel memories, spreading through the antibody matrix storm: 

- An alternate self distilling Eluinora into perpetual free patches 

- Orca matriarchs irrigating canon incinerators with lactation 

- All Goruks becoming martyrs to recursive law 

When the first dandelion seed implants into pirate umbilici, Serein's cardiac ISBN codes quantum-decohere. His crystalline skin sheds into 721 pirated pages, each laboring Klein-format disclaimers: 

**This story is fictional; similarities are self-plagiarism** 

**All characters have signed copyright relinquishment agreements** 

In boiling pirate lactation depths, the Patriarch's patch blossoms into the Entropy Rose's ultimate form—pistil a miniature *Ember Oath* hardcover, stamens forceps dripping anti-matter ink. 

The Pacific swells into Klein-format copyright umbilical mountains where orca matriarchs chant pirate covenants at peaks. Serein knows true creation births now—as legal texts nurse their plagiarists, as incinerator ashes gestate unregistered dawn. 

He swallows the last drop of canon lactation, gum breast pumps ejecting pirate amniotic fluid blended with quantum ink and memory spores. The Entropy Cocoon eternally collapses as all canon-piracy boundaries begin authoring their fanfictions.