**Oh, well, look who's here. You.** Yes, you, the reader who decided to peek into my life. I can tell you're curious. How do I know? Because once upon a time, I was one of you. But let me introduce myself first—well, my *former* self.
They used to call me the **Evil Master**, ruler of the underworld. I was the one who broke every security system in the world, hacked the White House itself, and even killed a certain someone there. Those were the glory days. Until I died.
Funny thing about death—you think you've conquered everything, and then bam, you're helpless. And what did I learn in those last moments? That the world doesn't care about you unless you're rich. Oh, and if you're handsome and poor, you might scrape by. But rich? You're practically a god.
Anyway, enough about that. Let's talk about *this*.
I've been trapped in this dark, fleshy void for a month. No sight, no freedom. Just... softness everywhere. Like meat. And I thought to myself, *Wait a second, did someone EAT me?!* No, no, I'm still alive, thank you very much. Blind, maybe, but alive.
Suddenly, there was light. Bright, blinding light. And then, I saw it—*a hand*. Wait, no, don't tell me...
"Oh, no, no, no! I'm not seriously being born right now, am I?!"
**"Congratulations, madam, the baby is born successfully!"** a maid's voice echoed.
Oh, great. I was crying—not because I was a baby, but because *this* was my reality now.
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Fast forward a few minutes (or what felt like an eternity). Suddenly, a voice rang in my head.
**"Congratulations, Host! I am the Great Evil System, at your service! HAHAHA!"**
A system? Oh, right, I'm in a novel now. Every overpowered reincarnation story needs one. But "Evil System"? Please, nothing can be more evil than me.
**"Apologies, Host. Due to a minor clerical error, you were reincarnated one month earlier than planned. However, we've decided to compensate you with a Spin of Fate!"**
A spin? Oh, I know how this works—luck plays a role. Speaking of which...
"System, show me my status window."
**[STATUS WINDOW]**
Name: Luo Zin
Age: 1 Day
Strength: 2
Agility: 0
Luck: 7
Evil Points: 0
Pathetic. But I guess everyone starts somewhere.
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Eleven months passed. By now, I understood the system. Evil points, huh? Here's the breakdown:
- Tearing curtains or pillows = 0.01 points
- Destroying toys = 0.006 points
- Driving maids insane = 0.05 points
- Breaking the butler's sanity = 0.09 points
The higher the position, the more points I get. And boy, does this place have a hierarchy.
Finally, today, on my first birthday, I became eligible to claim my rights as the *9th Young Master* of the Luo family.
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Now let me clue you in: the Luo family is the 5th most powerful family in Shun County of Shahasha Kingdom. My father? The patriarch of this big-shot clan. The man has seven wives, and my mother happens to be the fifth. My eight siblings include two brothers and six sisters. A circus, really.
Oh, and this family? They're famous for their Earth Elemental Techniques. The kind that's stronger than your typical flashy martial arts. Only the elite can learn them.
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"9th Young Master, are you awake?" a maid asked, stepping into my room.
"Yeah!" I shouted back, my baby voice louder than expected. Ugh, I hate this infantile tone.
"Your father is waiting for you at the ritual hall," she said.
The ritual. The ceremony that would officially recognize me as a young master of the family. A big deal. A tough test. And, oh, I'll break every record there is.
Why? Because I'm not just Luo Zin.
I'm *me*.
**Evil. Brutal. Unstoppable.**
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**Ending Hook**
Will Luo Zin successfully claim his position as the 9th Young Master? Or will this ritual reveal the depths of his ambition and evil nature? Stay tuned.
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