"What's good D, is there a problem I haven't noticed yer?" The bouncer asks as he walks up scanning the room for anything suspicious.
"Unfortunately it would seem our favorite little bar cat dragged someone in after her."
"The big guy that just came in? I figured he was following her, didn't think he was dangerous though, he seemed reasonable enough."
"He's all worn out from curb stomping some poor soul behind kittens house in the alleyway."
"That's one unlucky kitten."
"I'm also right fucking here Andre." I huff at him low enough that he can hear me.
"Girl, what the actual fuck are you still doing in this bar, you should've been climbing out the bathroom window a long time ago."
"Thank you Andre, seriously, remind me later to get you a thank you basket for your absolute gem of expertise." I roll my eyes hearing him chuckle in response.
"Hell, that's if there is a later for you, he could have goons waiting at all the exits."
"Just unmatched helpfulness Andre, really, I don't know what I'd do without you." I hiss at him risking taking another peak to find where guy might have ended up only for D to go completely rigid next to me.
"Hey bro, what can I get started for you." His attempt at being nonchalant comes off a little too stiff causing me to worry.
"Nothing to drink today, just the pretty little thing you have stored behind the bar."
"I'm sorry but I'm afraid you're not my type."
"No, I'd imagine a 5'4 "bangin' bod" babe with curly chestnut brown hair and a "killer rack" would be more suitable to that type, using your words of course "bro"."
"I mean you did just describe the idealistically perfect woman for me."
"She also happens to be behind the bar as I've previously mentioned and you're going to convince her to come out and come with me or she's going to regret it very quickly." I hear the sneer in his deep voice very clearly.
"Listen bud, I don't know what you came in here for, but I'm not going to just let you leave with her." Andre speaks up and I hear the unmistakable follow up of fist meeting face.
"Okay, this is actually ridiculous, you're not going to do the same shit you just did to that rando guy to Andre here." I stand up pissed to see my friend holding himself up with the bar while holding his other hand over the left side of his face.