New day in Kuoh, especially in Kouh academy as the lunch bell ring on the whole place as the students start come out from their classes to their favorite places on school.
Issei was seen walking on the academy hall with Kiba and a short girl with blond hair and green beautiful eyes, this is Asia. One of the ORC members.
Kiba: *sight* "what a beautiful day."
Asia: "yeah."
Issei: *yawn* : "what can ruins it?"
They make their way to the old school building that is their main club place.
Get inside and walk to a big pair of doors, but before they enter, they hear some voices from inside.
Rias: "I told you I wont marry you!!"
Issei: "huh?"
Issei pushe the door open and see the rest of ORC members with the add of a tall man in orange suit and a blond hair, standing there the silver haired woman Grayfia with her maid uniform.
???: "ah my Rias, is this the rest of your passengers?"
Rias: "yes, they are."
Issei: "who are you?! And why you so close to the president?!"
Grayfia step ahead and speak with serious face.
Grayfia: "that's Riser Phonix, the next hous hold of the house of Phonix, and Rias's future husband."
Issei eyes goes wide also Asia.
Issei: "what!!?"
Riser: "Rias dear, you didint tell your new poppy about Riser?"
Rias: "I dont need to fell him about a heck like you!"
Riser: "what did you just-"
What cut the moment a knock on the main door make all the others look at it.
Riser: "do you expect guests, my dear Rias?"
Rias: "not really, Issei can you check?"
Issei turn to the door and walk to it then open the door, on front of him was standing the same boy with black suit and the stick, with the same wide grin on his face.
???: "hel-"
The young Issei slam the door closed fast, stare at the door for seconds then open it again.
???: "lo-"
The door get slammed again as a sweat drop from Issei forehead as he turn to Rias with blue face.
Issei: "Rias, I am sorry for every pervert thing I ever do in my life and sorry for stealing your underwear behind your back."
Rias: "HUH!?"
Riser: "is your poppy alright?"
???: "that's rude, you know?"
Issei scream like a little girl and jump from scare into Koneko arms, who also jump on Kiba arms, and Kiba also jump on Akeno arms as she hold them all.
Akeno: "Ara~?"
All eyes turn to the door as they the boy head peeking from under the ground, take them all by surprise.
???: "ah my sense was right, I feel the Gremory and Phonix on this place hahaha!"
He jump and stand on front of them with a wide grin on his face look at them.
???: "how entertaining...~
Riser: "Souls dealer!?"
Riser take steps back almost scared as the others too.
The Souls dealer start walk smell the air.
???: "ah~ how I LOVE the smell of FEAR!"
with blink of eye he apear on front of Riser look deeply on his eyes, stare deeply on his soul make the chicken sweat in fear.
???: "how sad, you still keep your side from the deal, look like you will live another day, hahaha!!"
Riser avoid the eye contact as the dealer turn his attention to Grayfia who look more calmer.
???: "ah Gray, long time no see."
he teleport on front of her grap her hand kiss the back of it.
???: "sorry for not come to the wedding, I was busy~"
The queen blushe hold her cheek with closed eyes smile.
Grayfia: "ah~ you still charmy, Joker~"
Joker pull back and look at Rias and he passengers.
Joker: "ah the next hous hold of Gremory, how interesting."
Rias step ahead face him, hide her fear.
Rias: "what you doing here, Souls dealer?"
Joker: "what? I am not breaking any rules, right? Not yet actually Haha!"
He apear suddenly sitting on top of Rias desk stretch.
Joker: "keep going, i will just watch from here this K-drama." *eat popcorn.*
Riser clear his throat to take everyone attention as he start speaking again, keep an eye at the dealer.
Riser: "anyway, the wedding is still wont cancelled, so like it or not, you I'll marry Riser."
Joker take out a remote controle and press pause.
Joker: "okay ladies and gentlemen, I know you dont understand a shit of what's goin on, let me explain, that chicken nugget will go to marry tomato head because the underworld have a lack of pure blood devils, and diffenetly wasn't my fault, alright? Am a monster, not a villain."
Press the pause button again as the the drama continue.
Rias: "I told you for a hundred time, I. Will. Not. Marry. You!!"
Riser get angry as flames start cover his body and walk to Rias.
Issei step on front of her face Riser.
Issei: "you wont hurt the president, you jerk!"
Riser: "what did you just call Riser!? you son of-"
Grayfia: "enough!!"
A powerful demotic aura come out from the ultimate queen make the both freez as Riser flames dissapeared.
Riser: "okay okay, if the ultimate queen say an order, even Riser cant break it."
Grayfia: "Lord Sirz already expect that will happen, so he give a suggestion of a rating game."
Rias: "Rating game??"
The screen paused again.
Joker: "another pause, Rating game is like chess game, the kings with their servants drop in a battlefield and start kick each other ass until the king lose."
Author: "can you stop talking with them directly!? I was planning to make a long conversation about the rating game to make the chapter longer!!"
Joker: "stop being a lazy ass Author and let's back to the story. This start getting excited!"
Joker press continue again.
Riser: "ha! You cant be serious, me, the almighty Riser will fight bunch of kids, she dont even have the full set!!"
Rias: "like you have!"
Riser grin and snap his finger, a orange magical portal open with bunch of girl come out from it.
Issei get nose bleed as he stare at them all.
Riser: "oh my dear Rias, Riser have the full set."
Rias Clint her fists angry.
Riser: "so will you just give up and come with Riser or want me to take you with the hard way?"
Rias look at her passengers, they look nervous but give her a node, she turn back to Riser then node.
Rias: "deal, rating game then."
Joker: "ho ho ho that's will be so entertaining!!"
Riser: "well then, I give you 10 days to prepear your bugs for the rating game, see ya soon, my bride~"
As the flames cover him and his passengers and disappear.
The dealer apear on midule of the room after Riser dissapeared, lean on his stick.
Joker: "well, that was a fun drama, I would give it 8/10, the woman didint slap the man so its wasn't that good, the character was fine but the tomato hair was a bad choice."
He turn to Rias and her passengers who watch him careful as he start walk to them with his crazy wide grin. Issei step ahead block his path.
Issei: "I wont let you hurt anyone from my friends!!"
Joker: "oh hahah little lizard, If i was really planning to hurt anyone here..."
Joker: "you all wouldn't see today sun from the first place..."
The group gasped is horror is Asia hide behind Issei shaking and same with Koneko who hide behind Kiba as Rias prepare a distraction magic ball behind her back, except Akeno who turned on by this.
Grayfia stand behind the dealer clear his throat take his attention as he back to his normal form.
Grayfia: "miss. Gremory, I would talk with you on side please."
The queen take Rias on side far a little from the Joker, leave him with her other passengers, he look at them with his same grin while they stay silens awkwardly.
Issei: "well...hm...you know sonic the hedgehog...?"
Joker: "oh yeah I watch it when I was a kid, my favorite was Shadow~"
Issei: "Cool! I like White!"
Koneko: "I like Knuckles."
Kiba: "mine is Tails."
Asia: "Rose was cute and lovely."
Akeno: "for me its Rouge~"
Meanwhile with Rias and Grayfia.
Grayfia: "Lord Sirz give an orders to all the pure blood devils to notor even think about making a deal with the soul dealer, he is untrustworthy and dangerous."
Rias: "I know, I wasn't even planning to do that."
Grayfia: "good, make sure your passengers know that too, there is somthing behind him being here on Kouh, so keep an eye on him."
Rias: "got it.
The two end their conversations as Grayfia open a portal and leave, Rias walk back to he passengers as the dealer walk away.
Joker: "well then, have a good day everyone, souls wont collect themselves, and dear Rias make sure to do somthing about that horney moving creature on your passengers, she is so freaky!"
Akeno: "oh come on, you enjoy it~!" *wink*
Joker: "Keep that creature away from me!!"
As a shadow cover his whole body and he dissapeared.
Te room fall silens for a second until Issei break it.
Issei: "okay someon explain who was that!!?"
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Well, chapter 3 is done baby!!
I wish you all enjoy it, what you think about the Joker?
What he planning to?
And do you like Sonic the hedgehog?
If you have any questions, ask here.
See ya :)