"Wait! This isn't time for tea!" he shouted. "My lovely ladies might be needing me!" He was about to walk out of the house before he heard something ringing. After looking a bit, he found a Den Den Mushi and answered. "Hello. this is Cafe Le Shit. You making a reservation?" "...Stop playing games...dumbshit." came a voice on the other line. "I'm still waiting on your report."
"My report huh?" Sanji said. "To whom am I talking too?"
"It's me...Mr. 0!"
'Mr.0?' Sanji thought. 'If I remember correctly, Mr.0 is the boss. Which means that the guy on the other line...is one of the Seven Warlords. Crocodile!'
"Well Mr.3?" said Crocodile on the Den Den Mushi. "I'm waiting. Have you eliminated Vivi, Miss Valentine, and the Straw Hat pirates or not?"
"Yeah." Sanji answered back. "All of them are dead, so further pursuit is no longer required."
"Good." Crocodile said. "I've sent the unluckies with a package." "A package?" Sanji said.
"Yes. An Eternal Pose for Alabasta." Crocodile said. "When they arrive, you and Miss Goldenweek are to head for Alabasta. The final stages of my plan are upon us."
"Uh...right." Sanji said as he was now staring at an otter and a vulture, both of which were glaring at him through sunglasses before they started attacking Sanji. "QUIT IT YOU REJECT WEASEL!" he shouted before kicking the otter into the wall. He then ran over and got the vulture's head between his feet. "YOU TOO, YOU UGLY ASS CHICKEN!" he shouted before twisting it's head around backwards. After they were both out, Sanji went back to talking with Crocodile, who was asking what all the noise was. "Sorry about that. One of the Straw Hats were playing dead on me, but they're dead now." he said. Nothing could be heard on the other line for a moment. "You said," Crocodile said as the glass of water and flower he was messing with started to dry up and disappear. "They were all dead."
"Yeah. Sorry about that, but they tricked me." Sanji said.
"So you lied to me. Is that right?" Crocodile asked.
"Technically, yeah. But all of them are dead for sure, so there's no need to keep hunting them." Sanji said. Another moment of silence was heard before Crocodile spoke again.
"After you get the package, return to Alabasta. Good luck Mr.3." Crocodile said before hanging up the phone. "Miss All Sunday." he said.
"Yes?" Robin answered back from inside the room. "Contact Mr.2 and have him sail to Little Garden to intercept and assassinate Mr. 3. I have enough agents to carry out my plan."
"Understood." she said with a smile.
-Back with Sanji-
Sanji had just hung up the Den Den Mushi before noticing an hourglass shaped pose next to the otter that read 'ALABASTA' on it. "What's this?"
-At the Giants Battleground-
Both giants were on there last legs in their duel before they nailed each other in head with their shields again, resulting in another draw. Both laid flat on the ground for a moment before laughing.
"GABABABABA! YET ANOTHER DRAW!" Brogy laughed.
"GYEGYEGYEGYE!" laughed Dorry. "YEAH, LOOKS THAT WAY!" Both kept laughing before getting up...or tried to get up. "Huh?!"
"What?!" they both said as they looked down at themselves, only find that they'd been covered with wax.
"What is this stuff?!" Dorry said. "I can't move!"
"Me neither!" Brogy said. Both giants kepts struggling before they heard someone else laughing and looked to see Mr. 3.
"Sorry giants," he said in a smug tone. "But I believe that your duel will forever remain a draw."
"Who are you?!" Dorry yelled, only for Mr. 3 to chuckle.
"My name is Mr. 3. I'm just a simple artist." he said before Mr. 5 and Miss Goldenweek came out of the jungle with Nojiko and Vivi. "And these are my associates. Mr. 5, a bomb man, and Miss Goldenweek, a painter."
"Mr. 3!" Vivi shouted as Nojiko began to stir.
"Princess Vivi." he said. "Glad you could make it. You and your other friends are just in time for my masterpiece." he said before looking around. "I see Miss Valentine is absent."
"You gave me orders to kill her, so I'll do it my own way." Mr. 5 said before dropping a semi-conscious Nojiko onto the ground.
"Ow." she said before sitting up and looking around. "What happened?"
"CANDLE LOCK!" Mr. 3 shouted as he used his wax powers to bind Nojiko and Vivi's legs in wax. "Very well then Mr. 5. Bring the others here before you go then." he said before looking back at the struggling giants. "Stubborn, aren't you?"
"Be silent!" Dorry shouted. "A little squirt like you will not stop our duel!" Brogy shouted before the wax around his arms began to crumble, startling Mr. 3. Before they could stand, Mr. 5 had sent an explose booger at both giants heads, stunning them and giving Mr. 3 time to bind them again with spikes through their hands.
"Never thought they could break my wax." Mr. 3 said. "Deal with the traitor and her friends." he said as Mr. 5 brought the others one-by-one to him. "Time for my masterpiece!"
-With Luffy's group-
Luffy was still laughing his ass off, which slowly woke the others around him. Valerie, Usopp, and Carue were a bit dazed before they remembered what happened and slowly stood up. Usopp and Carue were looking at Luffy, wondering how to help him with the laughing before Valerie walked over and smeared the paint. Luffy immediately stopped laughing and started catching his breath.