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Chapter 8 - Chapter 3: The Legendary Turtle Hermit's Massive, Lengthy... Powers! part 1

Ever since Bulma's little adventure with Master Roshi, she and Goku had continued collecting the Dragon Balls. They even found a new travelling partner with the name of Oolong – a small piglet with the ability to transform into anything he wanted to for five minutes. They now had four Dragon Balls in their possession, and the fifth one was within their grasp. All they had to do was put out the fire that plagued Fire Mountain. They lacked the necessary tools to do so, and so it was decided that Goku would collect the Bansho Fan from the legendary Master Roshi, as the Ox King – the enormous ruler of these parts – suggested. Both Goku and Bulma were surprised to learn that the same old perv who had given them a Dragon Ball was some renowned martial artist. Was that perverted Turtle Hermit really that great of a person? It was hard to imagine considering what Bulma had to do to get that Dragon Ball from him. He didn't exactly seem noble, she thought bitterly.

On the way to Master Roshi, Goku found the Ox-King's missing daughter, Chi-Chi. She was a young brunette girl, dressed in armor. Well... if you could call those small pieces of clothing armor that is. It wouldn't safeguard much in a fight; all it did was cover her feminine parts. With Chi-Chi in tow, he traveled to Roshi's island, but not before making sure whether Chi-Chi was a boy or a girl by kicking her groin, resulting in...Chi-Chi thinking she had no choice but to become Goku's bride?!

It was a problem for later. Much, much later.

When they finally arrived at Kame Island, they saw the old man called Master Roshi sweeping some leaves into the sea.

"Heeey!" Goku greeted the old man. "Long time no see, Gramps!"

"Well, would you look at that," the old hermit said, stopping his efforts to sweep the floor.

"It's the boy I gave the Nimbus to!" He greeted the boy with a big grin. If not for the young boy's decision to guide Turtle to the ocean, he never would've met the teen stunner who'd awoken his dormant urges by giving him such an excellent showing. For that, he would always be thankful.

"Th- that's Master Roshi?" Chi-Chi was perplexed as she looked at the elderly man. From all the stories her dad had told about him, she expected a legendary warrior: large, strong, and big; someone like her father. This man seemed so... fragile. Was this seemingly-unimpressive geezer truly the legendary Master Roshi? She had her doubts...

Master Roshi wondered whether Goku had brought more people along than just him and the brunette girl. His party couldn't have changed that much in those few short weeks, right? Could... could the girl who'd given him that incredible blowjob be here too?! He excitedly scanned the area, but all he could see was the girl behind the young boy. This... this was a different one, right?

"H- hey, boy, that girl with you..." The old master eyed the boy's traveling partner. She was the first girl he laid eyes on since Mai had left. Mai had quickly left after he'd sprayed his seeds inside of her snatch, blushing furiously and acting unusually timid as she gathered her clothes and left him without saying a word. She never came back, and he didn't expect to see her again. Luckily, he'd managed to hide her underwear as a keepsake before she could grab it. Sometimes, he'd snatch the panty out of his drawers to... reminisce about their encounter. He liked having the underwear around to remind him of his conquest. He might make collecting them a habit.

Still, despite the lack of feminine charm in his presence these past few weeks, this one was young; too young for his tastes, even with her scarcely-clad armor.

"Is it just me or did she shrink since last time?" He eyed the girl's budding cleavage, hidden behind her armor. They lacked the oomph he'd hoped to see... The girl had potential, but for now... the turquoise-haired teen from last time had much bigger jugs.

"Last time I saw her, her boobies were more BOING~!" His hands began to squeeze the air as if fondling invisible pillows. "Boing~! Boing~!"

"!?" Chi-Chi tried to utter her horror at his perverseness, but the shock she felt shackled her. All she could manage was whisper a mutter, her cheeks flushed red. B- boing?! How uncouth!

"This isn't her, Gramps," Goku clarified, ignorant of the hermit's lechery. "Her name's Chi-Chi. She is the Ox-King's daughter."

"Huh? The Ox-King?" So, this was his old pupil's child. He sized the blushing girl up, stroking his grey beard. Yeah... she would be around the right age. No wonder she was already starting to develop a bosom, considering her mother's ampleness, he thought with a chuckle. If she would turn out like her mother, he should definitely keep an eye out for her development. "I see!"

Chi-Chi had her eyes glued to the ground ever since the eccentric geezer's immoral outburst. Having been raised as a noble princess, such lechery was... unbecoming for her to hear.

"H-hey," she finally spoke, getting closer to Goku in the hope the old man wouldn't hear.

"Is this really Master Roshi?"

All her life, she'd been raised with stories of the legendary Master Roshi, the Turtle Hermit. A legendary warrior and the greatest fighter of his generation. A fighter so strong he surpassed human limits. Not... this. Needless to say she had her doubts. She grabbed her pink helmet and narrowed her eyes to the muttering pervert, who was too busy whispering "boobs" over and over to notice. Her helmet had a detachable blade on top, which could be thrown like a boomerang.

"I'm going to give him a little test... If he's the real deal, he should be able to dodge it."

Had Roshi's perverted desires not been awakened by Bulma, perhaps he could've been fooled. With his strength rejuvenated, however, he dodged Chi-Chi's blade with ease, sidestepping it before the sharp edges could faze him. He chuckled. "Nice try, girly."

"Wow!" Chi-Chi's view on the old man seemed to transform in an instant with his impressive maneuver. "It... it's really you! You're Master Roshi!" She threw the blade so fast, and yet he dodged it with ease. He really was superhuman! He was a tad uncouth, but she nevertheless looked at the old hermit with newfound admiration in her eyes.

"By the way," Roshi began, skeptically looking at the duo, "why did you two come here anyway?"

And so Goku began his plight. Fire Mountain was on fire, and they needed the Bansho Fan to put it out so they could collect the Dragon Ball hidden there.

"Hmmmm," Roshi muttered, his brow furrowed. "One swing brings gales, two swings brings rainclouds, three swings brings downpours... Yes, the fan should be able to put the fire out." The old man turned his back to the duo, and let his gaze rest on the ocean, seemingly in deep contemplation.

"Please!" Chi-Chi pleaded, bowing in awe and respect. "Please let us borrow it! We'll give it back as soon as we're done."