Standing in the middle of a marketplace, tons of elves with pointy ears, most having blonde hair and blue eyes walk through the extremely busy streets.
Hawkers hawk their wares and hagglers keep haggling.
As I stand here, I am overcome by fear, this is even more populated then China!... probably....
But... I lick my lips, every woman i've seen so far is young and beautiful, big tits and a plump ass, this is kind of a dream world.
Thing is, everyone has pointy ears, blonde hair, blue eyes, and is just overall attractive... wait, isn't that just a perfect description of elves? I've been reincarnated into an elf!!!11
I jump up and down in the street before a fat elf from behind comes up to me and scolds me
"sit your small ass down boy 'fore i call the crazy police on you!" Neldor
I snort: "Who's this fattie, fattie how about you go back to eating, your mouths still full"
I get a sharp smack to the back of my head, Myyrth
Myyrth speaks, who I now know is my sister: "Naughty boy! Who told you you can disrespect your uncle like this? Be respectful to uncle Neldor"
I rub the back of my head, "sorry uncle Neldor" I bow down
Neldor nods, rubbing his fat belly and licking his lips "What a good boy you are, oh yes you are"
I step back, hehe nervously, what a weirdo.
My sister speaks: "Anyways, the lift is arriving in a couple of hours, why dont we wash up at the local bathhouse."
Namor nods like a chicken pecking rice, while I think about it.
Sniff sniff
I sniff my armpits, shit smells like I haven't showered in weeks!
I start nodding in time with Namors nods, wanting to go to the bathhouse.
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A couple hours later, I'm sitting in some hot water, my back lying against the wooden edge as I sit back and relax, haaahhhh...
I sigh, this is the life.
Uncle Namor... Wait, who is Namor? I look at uncle Neldor, who is clearly relaxed getting rubbed by a fat chick.
"ummm" Bruce speaks slowly..."Uncle, what was your name again?"
Neldor nods, grinning mischeviously: "Son, you see I have many names, urghh huhu huhuhuh." He laughs weirdly, "Just call me Neldor for now, how about that?"
I nod, scared of Neldor
well anyways he may be a creepy fatass but at least he's nice to me.
I wash up on the water, making sure to clean my stinky armpits, that smell like shit.
"anyways Thallan, I heard you and Myyrth were going to the Eivish ceremony to have your power unbound, correct? Ahh I miss the days of my youth, finding out I had a B tier power and getting praised for years." He puts a finger up and a twig grows out of it, before he snaps it off.
I already know the grade of my power... dammit this reminded me how my system shut down on the first day, fuck, i couldve been such a great mc.
I look up at Uncle: "Uncle, every other elf has pointy ears, so why dont i have any" I rub my ears
He spits out his wine and starts choking, scaring the chick rubbing him off.
He looks to me, wide-eyed: "Well, uhh, your parents told me that you had a rare genetic mutation causing you to have deformed ears, mm yes, i wasnt supposed to tell you this, but-uh-whatever!" He looks up, his face victorious
"hmmm..... oK, i nod" I look to the side, sipping some apple juice.
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"QUICK, THE LIFT'S ARRIVED, HURRY UP!" Nyyrth screams at me, and I hurry my ass up to board what looks like a train made of a steely wood, except it has a less modern design. It's connected to a very long branch, and is being pulled by two MASSIVE bulls.
I smirk
As I walk inside, I am amazed, everything is luxurious, we enter our room and sit down, the room is pretty big, fitting all three of us nicely with space remaining.
Uncle lies back "Ahh, this is the life, thank uncle Neldor for buying you a gold ticket, hehe, say thank you dadddy....."
"Thank you daddy" I speak, trying not to cringe. This looks like first class, is a gold ticket equivalent to buying first class?
Neldor smiles creepily and pulls a sleeping mask out of his bag and goes to sleep.
I ask my sister whos peering out of the window: "Sis, how long is it gonna take"
She speaks without turning her head "4 hours"
"What?? How long!" Bruce
"You better sit down and wait, this is very important" Nyyrth
"But I'm hungry!" bruce
She turns to look at me with a red face "By Azruth you better shut your talkative mouth up!" She shouts, luckily this room has noise cancellation.