I've always lived a life of bad luck, from when I was a child learning how to walk, to now, lying in my own pool of blood.
i wasn't the only one affected by my bad luck, my friends and family had to suffer aswell.
like the time i first got a girlfriend at the age of 15, she got hit by a car because i was leading her through the road, and my bad luck just so happened to cause a drunk driver to drive in our direction.
so i remained a virgin my entire life because of the guilt of her death, and now as i lie here in the middle of the road, sirens and blue and red lights surrounding me, i feel at peace, i just wanna lie back in the darkness and be freed from this secular prison.
light; light was the next thing i saw.....it was just dark, now everythings so bright,"someone turn the light off!"
I got very annoyed for some reason, I never hated light did I? And why does my voice sound like that?
as I get up and look around, im terrified to see that I reincarnated! Oh no! this is not what i meant by eternal peace! that was my first thought
What is that floating blue panel! A ghost! was my second thought
I'm so young! was my third thought as i looked down at my body, before looking back up at the blue panel.
is this some kind of technology in this world? a futuristic world of some thought...Oh God please help, i dont like it here, please someone help me
I start crying...wait i havent cried ever since my girlfriend died! Has my emotions been restored!
Ok...Ok...Ok....Ok....Ok.... ENough of that, first let me find out what this panel does before looking at my surroundings
I pull my head closer to the panel. and read the text
[Welcome to the Amazingly Powerful Divine Celestial Order Summoning System, or APDCOSS for short!]
I flinch back at the sudden sound, looking around to see where it came from.
[First, fill out this application to get started!]
The system starts generating a flow of words, that make sense. I look towards it and think... thats about right
[Enter name:]
[Age:17]
[Power Class: F tier]
[Magic Class: D tier]
Hmm, i think i should enter my name first.
I wrote down the name of my favourite character from my previous life.
[Name entered successfully, welcome to the system, Bruce!]
the screen flashes a couple times before printing out a few options
[Select your summoning types:]
[Anime - summon Anime characters]
[Non-Fiction - summon characters from your previous world]
[Eldritch - summon Eldritch beings]
[OR! You have won the lucky 1/100,000,000,000 chance lottery to recieve a random pick!]
[Random Summoning, summon something random, from a toothpick to something that exists outside of human imagination, a gamblers ultimate dream!]
I hop off my bed and start bouncing, being really happy. "This is the perfect choice!" Bruce shouts
I launch my fingers towards it, clicking it and being really happy.
[Initializing system, please wait.... Error, ERROR, database not found, trying again...]
I get confused and grab the system panel, before seeing 010101s appear and the system starts glitching
[Error, Virus detected, restarting... shutting...down.]
What? NOOO!
I drop to my knees and bang my fists on the wood floor as the system dispels into smoke, my face is very pale and my eyes are bloodshot.
BANGU
The wooden door to my room bursts open, and in walks a tomboyish looking girl, with pointy ears, blonde hair, and big tits.
"Thallan! What are you doing!" Myrrth
I speak, confused "Whos Thallan?"
Myrrth steps back, a look of confusion on her face: "Why were you screaming! I could hear it from the kitchen downstairs, Thallan Ken Zinreirth! You better not be acting up again!"
Oh shit, Thallen might be my real name, whats up with these weird ass names, oh shit shit shit fuck bitch asshole i gotta make an excuse.
I speak, my voice shaking: "Haha, my bad, I was just playing a prank on you hehe.."
BANG
her voice comes from the other side of the room: "You fucking loser!"
I gulp nervously, close one.
I look around, my room is a light brown wooden, like we're inside of a tree...I go up to the window and my jaw drops.
Looking from high above, there are tons of towering trees all around that have carvings, decorations, and windows. On the leaves are actually towns, cities, marketplaces. There are a shit ton of people, everywhere I look theres a dot.
I step back and fall on my bed, sweating, yeah..
I'm Fucked