I called the pizza place and they said I could interview on Tuesday, nice ... I think. But currently I am completely jobless. So I decided to take the time to search around the house a little. There I found a few key things of interest, like mugs of weird shapes (one was a frog, lol), a phone in a plastic food container, a skeleton with a ukulele, a katana under the bed, a large safe hidden in a wall, and the closet...
Anyways the phone was locked and I couldn't open it. I decided to get a breath of fresh air before throwing it out the window. I kind of liked the park so, why not go often. While on my way, I found some weird cartoon-ish, plastic statue, anime looking, rabbit?, alien?, plush looking thing on the floor of a back alley, looking like it was absolutely trashed.
As I turned to walk away, I heard a voice.
"Wait, don't go ... I need your help"
Cool, anyways.
"Wait"
The odd rabbit thing got up, floating in the air and then conjuring a sparkly magic wand out of thin air.
"My magical girl got hospitalized and now there's no one to defeat monsters in this part of the city, please help"
"Why?", I responded with a simple why.
"There's no time"
"Why?", I responded again.
The odd rabbit looked at me weird look, sighed and then responded "there's no magical girls available to watch over this area, it's a frantic time"
Hmm, I need some money, maybe I can get something out of this, "How much".
"I can't give you any money"
I turned to walk away again.
"Wait, wait, I can't give you any money or any of the magical girl benefits since this isn't an official hiring, but I can give you some other benefits, like discounts to all the services around here like hotels, restaurants, whatever"
"Uhh, sure", Does this mean my rent will go down, must have imagined the scare I got earlier today after looking through the mail.
So then I blew up a monster, yaaay or something.