"How come, didn't you hear what my uncle said? Lean back on the chair! Now! Lean!"
Everyone looked at each other, finally setting their gaze on the man with a middle-parting donkey face who had just invented the hanging chair.
"Old Hu, come up with something."
"Yeah, you always have crafty ideas, hurry and get us a chair back."
"I... where the hell am I supposed to go to make you a chair back!"
