"Old man? What old man?"
"You wouldn't know even if I told you, let's just focus on the food first! Why aren't you ordering anything?"
"If the two girls start ordering, they'll probably order everything. What's left for me to choose? Fine, let's not talk about some old man, but tell me, what's the deal with these two women?"
"One is my sister who has liked me since we were little, and the other, I saved her life once. She thinks I'm her prince charming and wants to throw herself at me."
"Your sister liking you, I get. But her throwing herself at you? That doesn't make any scientific sense!"
"How should I know? Maybe it's because I glanced at her alluring figure."
"What alluring figure?"
"Can't blame me for that! She was almost raped by some hooligans, her clothes were nearly ripped off, that's why."
"Really?"
"Really."
"So, did you lay your hands on them?"
"No, I wouldn't do anything to those beautiful young girls. I prefer stunning older women, like you."