Kevan Pacer
So, regular day for dear old me, who definitely didn't die a couple hours ago and now reborn into a baby boy, in an anime I used to watch... And I totally don't remember some of my past lives, as well as getting killed by a weird intruder after watching him kill my dog...
If I ever find that bastard again, I'll slaughter him for that.
Though that's not really important right now, I'm an anime character now in the most dangerous worlds imaginable, except Scp, also except Berserk, and except War hammer 40k, and more...
As I continued to monologue about how many I also forgot to realize one thing, everything that's important for most of the series involve Konoha-the hidden leaf- not this village I landed in.
I'm in the villages blessed by the clouds and protected by them, the hidden damn cloud village, this is probably one of the safest villages I know in all of Naruto.
It has a strong jinchuriki and Kage so that already guarantees a ton of safety in the normal ninja world, and if I simply don't participate in the 4th shinobi war world against aliens I'll be perfectly fine.
And when Kaguya's light shines down I'll be in the Earth, this is extremely easy to handle... Now I just got to handle maybe being a regular shinobi who'll probably make it towards Chunin maybe at the most special Jonin but even then that's a stretch.
While I was thinking of how peaceful my life would be in the future not only were those dreams dashed, beaten, slaughtered, and skinned alive in front of me by this.
[Child of \E/\/\, Olympian blood detected within you, may the gods guide your steps and may your will conquer this world in favor of the Olympians] Are you kidding me?! My will is living a peaceful life, not conquering the damn world!
[Welcome to the Greek mythology system! You will be connected to the gods and others, your family, to guide you through this world and strengthen you] Oh gods, I wished for a family but not like this, a regular fucking family, not this incest inbred shit, and I don't CARE they're gods.
[Patching you through with the messenger] As soon as those words came I had a little video thingy that looks like a face time in the corner of my vision. It seems like I can extend it.
"So, this is the little guy huh. He looks a lot like you A-oh wait can't reveal that yet darling... So what's your name? Oh wait, You're an infant."
"Well anyways I'm uncle Hermes or Herms for short and oh you really are an adorable bundle of joy, aren't you? I'll make sure to do well at keeping you alive and passing down some tricks."
Yeah, I forgot I was an infant for a little bit, yet I was an extremely smart infant... though the person who I identified as Hermes or how he called himself uncle Herms. I can't believe this guy was the guy I used to worship in past lives...
Now here calling himself uncle Herms to me and fawning over my apparent cuteness... Though he said somebody that started with a 'A' in their name, Aphrodite could possible be it though I don't think he would be my "uncle" if that were the case.
Also, the name wasn't that big and Aphrodite is pretty long.
They guy kept on continuing to gush about my being cute and then most surprisingly he actually blessed me, like a divine blessing.
He gave me the Blessing of Cleverness: "May your mind be sharp and your wit quick, allowing you to navigate any challenge with intelligence and resourcefulness." or as I like to call it, the smart update... I know it was horrible don't boo me.
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After a little bit my father came and picked me up and carried me around the village, he even let me touch a cloud, on the out skirts of the village.
His name is Hashimari Marekoji and my name in this life is Dakimari Marekoji, it's interesting that I'm now in this world... I used to conquer in past lives with seemly nothing in common in my last life, now I remember some of them, the more interesting ones.
I once served under Odysseus, I believed my name was Polites? Yes, I died for being too kind, I won't repeat that mistake, it took my death to make my friend realize that sometimes, ruthlessness is indeed needed.
Well, no need to reminiscence on past lives, I have to do some surviving in this new world, and carrying out the will of the gods...
My dad continued on with the show case of the village, which is quite beautiful, the buildings although simple and built from stone also had a style that most places can't have.
The steep roofs, how almost all the houses are made like fortresses, and then the watchtowers we have to scout out either enemies or animals to hunt.
And then I guess Kishimoto sensei decided to base the Hidden cloud off of America cause they a wall or border protecting the village from not enemies but the harsh weather conditions, probably why our houses are made of stone.
Then my final thing I love about it is the backdrop of the mountain and clouds the village has. It looks so beautiful, and I know I say this a lot but there's nothing else I can think of.
God I already developed Patriotism for a village I been in for less than a month.
As I continued enjoying my trip across the village with my dad of course, I eventually went home.
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4 long years later