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Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: Guide Issei 1

"So, what exactly do you need me for?"

Finding a quieter spot, Blake spoke with a calm and indifferent tone.

"Master! Please teach us the secrets to picking up girls!"

Hearing this, Issei Hyoudou and his two friends exchanged glances. Then, to Blake's astonishment, they suddenly knelt down in unison with the most formal posture, loudly pleading. They completely ignored the strange and disgusted looks from nearby passersby.

"...."

Even Blake's lips twitched slightly at this. He had thought it was something serious.

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Ding!

Task Issued

As a mentor in life, guide Issei Hyoudou into the 'New World.' Reward: 100 Destiny Points.

"System, you've got to be kidding me..."

Just as Blake was about to walk away, too lazy to deal with these three idiots, a voice suddenly echoed in his mind, freezing him in place. His lips twitched slightly.

"Master, this task has nothing to do with Sia..."

Sensing Blake's shift in mood, Sia cautiously spoke.

"I know, Sia. You're my most thoughtful little spirit. It's just this ridiculous task template that's at fault."

"Mhm, thank you, Master."

Sighing lightly, Blake reassured Sia before looking down at the three who were still kneeling on the ground, clearly determined not to get up without his agreement.

"Fine, I got it. Get up."

Hehe, see that? My ultimate move works!

Hearing Blake's words, Issei shot a smug grin at his two buddies before promptly standing up.

"Picking up girls mainly depends on looks. Unfortunately, you three don't meet that condition."

However, Blake's next words left Issei frozen, his lips twitching as he glared at Blake, itching to tear him apart.

"Which is why I have a second method."

Ignoring their fiery gazes, Blake suddenly turned serious. The three immediately straightened up, ready to listen as if they were about to receive holy wisdom, their expressions reverent.

"The second method is to understand women. You need to first win a woman's heart. This is my ultimate secret – the sacred guide to picking up girls, far more effective than relying on looks!"

Suppressing his laughter, Blake waved a finger in front of the trio, maintaining a solemn expression. Clearly, this task wasn't meant to train Issei into some kind of playboy. The so-called "New World" conjured various possibilities in Blake's mind, like cross-dressing or gender-bending scenarios. With an intellect far above average, he easily made the connection.

"Understand women? Win their hearts?"

Hearing this, the trio exchanged confused glances, not fully comprehending.

"That's right. Think about it: if you truly understand women and win their hearts, you'll have complete insight into their ways of life. You'll know exactly what they need at any given moment. All it takes then is the right opportunity, and you'll be able to connect with them, marry into wealth, and reach the pinnacle of life!"

Watching Issei, Blake's expression barely concealed his twitching facial muscles. He was holding back laughter with great difficulty. But now wasn't the time to laugh—doing so would give everything away.

"Yeah! Why didn't we think of this before?!"

"Tch, Issei, it's because you're dense!"

"No wonder he's the Master!"

Hearing Blake's elaborate explanation, Issei and his friends' eyes sparkled with excitement, their hearts filled with enthusiasm. They knelt once more, gazing up at him with a Class of reverence reserved for a saint. At that moment, they felt ashamed for ever being jealous of Blake, their life mentor.

"Pfft—cough, cough. Alright, let's move on to the next step: how to truly understand women and win their hearts."

Their devotion almost made Blake burst out laughing, but he quickly coughed to cover it up before continuing.

"Master, we're already very familiar with women's bodies!"

At these words, the trio suddenly straightened their backs, speaking with pride. After all, they had consumed countless erotic materials, and women's anatomy was second nature to them by now.

[Slap!]

"Idiots! That's not the kind of understanding I'm talking about. I mean understanding their hearts!"

Blake delivered a resounding slap to Issei, the future Red Dragon Emperor, looking at him with a mix of disappointment and frustration.

"Oh… their hearts..."

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(A/N: Throw your power stones and comment on this book, please! It will motivate me!)