Hey how ya Doin? Yeah that's me, and your probably wondering how I got here? So I'll keep it short, I was tired of my toxic girlfriend and in a lapse of judgement I broke up with her…leading to me getting stabbed to death while doing a warhammer40k stream…live…

Yeah I'm a nerd sue me, now while I wasn't knowing of the lore I loved the game as a whole, now right before I got…to where I am now a viewer asked if the doom slayer could solo warhammer40k, and honestly he'd thrive, and when I was about to say that…well you know the rest.

But what I didn't account for was finding myself in an inky void where the only thing in front of me was a computer.

A literal fucking computer, was it the God of Computers? Hell if I know, but for some reason I felt it compelling me to go to it.

Cautiously I sit down and look at the computer itself, it looked exactly like a MacBook Pro, but before I could investigate further the computer lit up and on it showed a lottery wheel.

[welcome newly deceased! If you are reading this message it means you died like a bitch!]

[but don't worry I won't leave you here so please spin the wheel to begin your new existence starting with your body!]

As I was reading the message I wanted to pick up the computer and throw it in a rage! What do you mean I died like a bitch?! I didn't even have Time to defend myself!

But even if I did do just that, I wouldn't be able to go back. Sighing I look at the first wheel and it literally had everything on it, from a sperm cell to literal cthulu, but in all seriousness my luck on things like this would make Shirou Emiya look like the luckiest man on earth!

"Well here's to hoping I don't become another man's splooge." I say as I click the wheel, it starts to spin and spin, I was holding onto my breath as it got faster and faster.

After what felt like a literal eternity the wheel slows down as I start seeing the options, cthulu, chicken, kazuma satou. And soon it finally stops and I couldn't help but smile.

[you have landed on space marine! Please customize your body to your liking]

As I read the message a 3d model of my new body was on the screen, it had options ranging from having scars to even body type!

I opted for no scars, a lean and athletic build, because come on I don't want to look like and actual space marine In appearance? I mean they are literal mountains of muscle!

Now the coolest part of the customization was that when I got the space marine body instead of having no body when I got there I gained the body, and as I customized I could feel my new body being modified in real time, and when I decided to go lean and athletic all the muscles in my body compacted into themselves, making me even stronger.

Now for size,hair and clothes I opted for a 6'6, for hair I chose pure black with hints of red and violet on the tips, with blue eyes that cloud had, and finally for clothes I went the toji fushiguro route with a black shirt showcasing my muscular body, baggy pants and instead of sandals I go combat boots, can't be ripping off his look entirely now can I?

After being satisfied I touch the confirm button on the 3d model and now I had my new body.

[now for your special item, please spin the new wheel!]

I looked at the wheel and it showed many powerful items, abilities and even bloodlines! And thinking I used up all my luck on my body I resign myself for something bad and clicked spin.

[congratulations you have been given the noble phantasm armirger]

…excuse me what?

[the noble phantasm armirger was a project between Zelretch and a Shirou Emiya with the first true magic, the basis using knights Owner, Gates of Babylon, and Unlimited blade Work]

(Yes this is a non-canon thing(I hope), Zelretch traveled to a world where final fantasy never cancelled and decided to create his version of the imperial arms, so he sought out a Shirou Emiya to aid in this project)

…again excuse me what?

Okay either I'm using every ounce of luck I got for my next hundred lives or someone is taking pity on me, but before I could delve further I see another wheel.

[spin for your system]

Without any though I clicked and closed my eyes as I hear the clicking of the virtual wheel spin praying to whatever being is watching, and only when the clicking stopped did I open my eyes.

[congratulations you have been given the Doom slayer gacha system, where when you kill something and gain its power, you also get a gacha coin, now spin the final wheel for your world]

Without hesitation I prayed that I wouldn't be sent to places like worms or warhammer, god forbid doom.

And not long after I clicked it it stopped.

[now sending you to Final Fantasy 7, I hope you enjoy this new life]

Now long after I finished the message did I smile, wait till shinra get a load of me.

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