Topic: Fairy Queen Escapes Birdcage – What Does This Mean for Us?
In: Boards > Breaking News > Global Events
Original Poster: Halcyon_Observer
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> Halcyon_Observer (Original Poster):
Okay, so I'm still trying to process this. A video just went viral showing Glaistig Uaine – yes, the Fairy Queen herself – walking around in what looks like the middle of nowhere Canada. That would be concerning enough, but it gets better (or worse, depending on your perspective): she's fighting Dragon's drones, and she's winning.
Oh, and she's got some kind of companion with her. Young woman, mid-20s maybe? No cape ID that I've seen yet. Wielding what looks like actual magic (not a parahuman power—like, spellcasting magic). Anyone have a clue who this is? Because this is either the biggest cape-related news since Leviathan hit Newfoundland, or we're all doomed.
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> SavvyStrategist:
It's real. I cross-referenced the drone models in the video—they're Dragon's current-generation support drones. Timestamp on the footage matches the known patrol schedule for Northern Alberta. There's no doubt. The Fairy Queen is out.
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> XxVoid_CowboyxX:
CALLED IT! I've been saying for years that the Birdcage wasn't secure. You think Dragon doesn't have a secret backdoor into it? She probably let the Fairy Queen out herself as part of some shadow deal with Cauldron and maybe the Simurgh! This is how it starts, people—phase one of the "dimensional convergence." You heard it here first!
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> Reave:
Void_Cowboy, this is your official reminder to stop spreading misinformation. The Birdcage is the most secure facility in the world. Glaistig Uaine's escape is a catastrophic anomaly, but there's no evidence of a conspiracy. Let the PRT and Guild handle this.
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> XxVoid_CowboyxX:
"No evidence"? Yeah, because they've buried it! You think it's a coincidence that she's heading west? The Birdcage isn't just a prison—it's built on an interdimensional fault line! And her companion? She's not even from this Earth. Mark my words: this is exactly what Cauldron wants.
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> CinderWings:
Watching the video, I can't believe how easily she handled Dragon's drones. Those spirits she summons—they just tore through them. And yeah, the woman with her doesn't look like any cape I've ever seen. That wand or staff thing she's using… it doesn't look like Tinker tech.
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> Reave:
Enough with the "magic" theories. The PRT is already investigating. We'll have an ID on the companion soon, and it'll turn out to be a new or previously unknown parahuman. Let's not spiral into baseless speculation about alternate dimensions.
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> XxVoid_CowboyxX:
Oh sure, Reave, keep towing the PRT line. Did they train you to ignore obvious interdimensional invaders? Because that's what this is! Her "wand" isn't Tinker tech; it's a weapon from a parallel world where humanity fell to an alien overlord. But go ahead, keep pretending this isn't Cauldron's fault. They've been planning this for decades!
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Topic: New Cape with the Fairy Queen? Speculation and Theories
In: Boards > Thinkers' Circle > Cape ID Discussions
Original Poster: SignalCascade
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> SignalCascade (Original Poster):
So, everyone's focusing on Glaistig Uaine, but let's talk about her companion. Who is this person? They look completely unfazed by the fight with Dragon's drones, and they're using some kind of wand to shoot… spells? Or energy blasts? It doesn't match any known powers I've seen.
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> PrimeThinker:
I did a frame-by-frame breakdown of the video. The "wand" the woman's holding doesn't match any known Tinker tech. There's no visible power source, no modular components, nothing. If it's tech, it's on a level we've never seen.
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> XxVoid_CowboyxX:
That's because it's NOT TECH! I've been saying it—she's not a parahuman, she's an interdimensional operative from Earth Aleph Beta Sigma! That "wand" is an energy weapon designed to destabilize our dimensional barriers. And she's not alone. Bet you didn't notice the flicker in the background—dimensional distortion!
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> Reave:
Cowboy, this is ridiculous even for you. Stop derailing every thread with your nonsense. There's no evidence of "dimensional distortion" or anything remotely close to what you're describing.
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> XxVoid_CowboyxX:
Of course there's no evidence, Reave! The PRT and Cauldron are covering it up! They're all in on it! The Fairy Queen's "escape" is just the first stage of their plan to destabilize the world so they can usher in their one-world government. You'll see when the dimensional bleed starts spreading!
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Topic: Global Implications of the Fairy Queen's Escape
In: Boards > Politics and Parahumans > International Relations
Original Poster: NeutralObserver
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> NeutralObserver (Original Poster):
Let's not sugarcoat it: Glaistig Uaine escaping the Birdcage changes everything. For years, we've relied on the Birdcage as the ultimate solution for high-level threats. If someone as dangerous as the Fairy Queen can get out, what does that mean for the rest of the world?
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> IronFront:
It means we're screwed. Plain and simple. The Birdcage was supposed to be unbreakable. If it's not, then what's stopping other inmates from following her lead?
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> Reave:
For everyone panicking, let me be clear: this is an isolated incident. The Birdcage remains the most secure containment facility in existence. We're already mobilizing resources to address the situation, and Dragon is working overtime to ensure no further breaches occur.
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> GlyphRunner:
My money's on Brockton Bay. That city is a magnet for chaos, and she knows it. If she shows up there, it's going to be a powder keg.
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> SanguineSmile:
Agreed. If they're heading to Brockton Bay, it's going to make every gang war we've seen look like a playground scuffle.
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