Whoosh Ahh Crap! Thud Thud Thud Whoosh!
*Snap!* HUP! THUMP! My foot is tangled! Crap! WHooSH! Crap! Crap! Rustle! Rustle! WHY'D IT TURN INTO A KNOT!
RUSTLE RUSTLE DUDE! RUSTLE RUSTLE DUDE!!!! AAUGG! ITS TIGHTENING AROUND MY FOOT TOO MUCH!
My friend, could you perhaps slow down? WHOOSH! AHH! WHY'D YOU GO FASTER! I SEE YOUR BODY GOING OFF AN EDGE, BUD! HOW ABOUT JUST STOPPING FOR A BIT!
WHOOSH! HEY! BUDDY! HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU WANT! DO YOU WANT FOOD?!? WATER?!?! WHOOOSH!
WHA— Why is there no edge? Hey, Bud…where'd your body go? THUCK! Oh! I see, we're going into the ground aren't we?
F***! F***! F***! RUSTLE RUSTLE WHOOSH RUSTLE RUSTLE F***!
…HUFF HAA HUFF HAA....Looks like I'm going six feet under.........…..
Death? heaven? Hell? Oblivion? Void? Rebirth? Reincarnation? I feel like no human creation, whether ideas or structures could ever be able to truly understand nature and its abilities.
Or maybe nature in itself is just a human idea? I don't know, but I wonder why people are so hopeful in the face of something they can't control.
Even in death WHOOOSH! I still have the hope of escaping from this…Hm? Why am I so calm? Rejuvenation?
Whoosh DAMN GIVE ME SOME TIME TO THINK! Whoosh
…Screw it… Hey Bud, since you're not helping. I'm going to help myself to some of your roots.
RUSTLE RUSTLE *BITE* Ever seen those scenes where a character has to bite onto something as they cut or break themselves to escape?
Yeah, looks like my Rejuvenation can at least prep me for situations like these…
Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa Huff Haa
It's so calming… *SNAP* AAAAUUGGG! F***! IT STILL HURTS! I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!
Want to know how I broke it? Here's a hint…Ever curled your foot?