POV: NARRATOR.
"I am the sage of six paths, the first son of the moon, the law of the spirit realm and the true God of chakra and shinobi." In a white void, a deep ancient voice rang out, shaking the very realm with each word.
"I felt an anomaly, an unknown energy enter the mortal realm and destroyed a part of one of my sons." He said with an untold emotion in his voice.
"I can hardly handle the pain my children have gone through throughout the years, yet I am stuck… on the sidelines with cosmic laws given to me by the great toad sage older and wiser than me stopping me from working on my own accord." He continued.
"But no more, I won't let my children get tortured any more, I won't let the power I entrusted to these lowly beings disrupt the peace of the world I envisioned ." He said with determination and a hint of anger in his voice.
"But first, I am starting with you Menma …Menma Namikaze."
A dark purple portal swirled to life and swallowed him fully as he disappeared out of view.
POV:MENMA.
It has been two weeks since I entered this crazy world, and I got to have these guys; they are total assholes. They have been treating me and my brother like the plague and we are literal babies.
We are fed, cleaned, and that's it. Where did all the 'when the leaves fall from the bush they grow back 'bullshit go when no one is treating us like family.
As my monologue continued, a cold breeze spread through the enclosed room, ensuing an immediate cry from Naruto.
A dark purple portal swirled into existence with a pure white grandpa with horns walking out, but his expression was far from the normal one given by your regular granddads.
His face was radiating with anger as he walked towards us. I recognised him; he was Hagaromo, the sage of six paths and son of the rabbit furry called Kaguya.
But jokes aside, what could have happened to get the most chill person in the show fuming with anger? Then it hit me; I killed Yin Kurama.
Panic started swirling in my very being as I made eye contact with his eyes with purple circles.
"Who and what are you ?" He said in an ancient voice that could have made me shit myself which I didn't. But was he seriously talking to a baby and expecting a response
"I ask again who are you?"He said but this time with anger mixed in his voice.
Then it hit me of course he can read my mind, why not? But I had a feeling if I revealed anything about my past lives, stuff may go south, so I thought of the only thing that could keep me at peace 'Fuck Ariel, fuck Ariel, fuck Ariel.'
"If it wasn't for the boundaries on your soul, I would have killed you in this instance, but since I can't, I think another punishment is in order ." He said not impressed.
He raised his hand and three golden chains with spear tips flew out of it and struck my body.
There was no pain but I felt something get locked up deep inside me.
The slight hum I had in my mind the moment I received the jumper ability grew quiet. At first, I was just too scared to call upon it, but with it now gone, distress stretched in my heart.
'You old fart, that's mine. Bring it back right now.' I thought in anger and desperation my body responding with a loud cry.
"So, you do understand. I thought you were as stupid as you were inferior. But note I will be back the moment those shields vanish in an estimated five years, so prepare and live to your fullest. Appreciate my kindness as a sage even after you hurt my son. Prepare and remember Menma Namikaze five years and five years only till you die." He said in a voice overlapped with others making it hard to tell the emotion behind his tone.
He took a glance at the floor which lingered a little more than necessary before fading away as if he was the wind.
POV: Black Zetsu
I have travelled to Konoha to spy on the possible causes of the pothole and setback in the plan.
I had planned to grab a certain black-haired twin and leave with him to conduct a number of experiments on his body and soul when Hagaromo, the traitor, appeared and had a one-sided conversation with the baby.
It didn't take a long time for me to realize he was speaking to the soul in the baby's body.
Due to his mastery over the soul, speaking to it was very much possible.
I listened in to the conversation, and, the baby bit off more than it could chew, and I ain't the only being he was distressed.
Fear hit my very being the moment he looked straight into my eyes, straight into my soul.
I quickly escaped to outside the village to readjust the plan. I won't be able to touch that kid if what he said is right, but if he is going to exterminate it on his own, it reduces my workload.
POV: Kira Okamoto. ( ninja caretaker given to the twins)
Just after getting a break and talking to a very handsome Jonin. I could comfortably say everything was going my way today.
But then the two kids decided to throw a tantrum.
"Could you give me a minute? I'll be back before you even notice," I said as seductively as I could and if the blush on his face was a testament, I was playing my cards right.
Quickly running to the room, I tried to open the door but it couldn't budge.
I am a tokubetsu jonin, so how is this even happening? As I was about to spartan kick the door off its hinges, it opened, leading to a rather embarrassing situation where my face was kissing the floor, and I think my nose was bleeding from the impact.
" Shiit." I cursed through the pain.
The cries grew louder than before. I immediately put my attention to the problem at hand.
I first checked if they needed a diaper change, and thankfully, it was only the blonde. But the black-haired one was crying louder than his brother, which was surprising since he was normally the quiet one.
After cleaning and bathing both of them, the blonde had stopped, but the other was even worse now, crying like his life depended on it.
I dressed them, grabbed their feeding bottles, filled them up and warmed them up with a weak D-rank fire jutsu.
Finally peace.
TIMESKIP: 4DAYS
POV:MENMA
Nonsense, that's what I call this situation.
I am supposed to die at five due to an old fart not liking my handsome face but who decided that.
Who said am that easy to kill off? I just gotta make a plan and hope for the best, but with my body limiting me and protecting this nut-jo,b, this is gonna be one hell of a ride.
So here is the plan.
1. Avoid the old hypocrite men.
2. Try to stay alive.
3. Escape Konoha with my idiot brother.
4. And if possible kill Obito to avenge Minato and Kushina.
I think that's it for now and anybody who stands in my way is doomed to meet his guardian angel Mwahahahahah.
*cute baby giggle sounds*
'I gotta work on my evil laugh.'
POV: Kakashi.
I hadn't slept ever since sensei's funeral, and my eye bags developed bags, but something was wrong. Why weren't the sons of the deceased there during the sorrowful hour?
I inquired the Hokage about the issue, but he said it was for their well-being if they were kept out of the public eye. I couldn't press on the matter any further because I didn't expect a response.