I'm literally so low, I'm considering asking the floor to be my best friend.

I hear Donny's the big shot, Rank 6 at 12? I'm 17 and still can't figure out how to boil rice without burning it.

Then I see it. Donny summons a Cum tsunami* just by looking at Fang Yuan's picture. The ground shakes. The sky's like, "oh no" and I'm definitely feeling something, but I'm not sure if it's fear or excitement.

I want that power. I want people to stop calling me a "disaster."

So I get a plan.

Step 1: Find treasure.

Step 2: Become stronger (with absolutely no effort).

Step 3: Betray everyone who ever said my hair looked bad.

Step 4: Steal stuff, but like… not get caught?

Step 5: Get a teacher, but not one who'll realize I'm just faking it.

Step 6: Somehow become a legend (probably).

No morals. No talent. Just vibes.

Also, someone teach me how to cook.