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🇸🇰Dretnoth
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A little bit experiment of joining multiple short stories of fan-fiction into one collection. As always I like to have fun, laugh, be amazed and wonder. So the stories shall be comedy oriented. Theme, topic and length differ. Some are older date. And yes, its feels like a silly attempt to conserve space on one episode stories, one shots and similar that don't fit into main categories. I write lot and clearing the List to do. Just for reference total length in published words from all my works on one server, according his statistic, is going to one million. +-1%stylistic
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Chapter 1 - Konosuba – Gig of destiny

Konosuba: "God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!" is a parody comedy in a magical world with RPG game concept, that don't sugar coat that this word is unforgivable. This quartet of adventurers (Crusader, Mage, Priestess and Thief) going together on adventures. They formed a team of unfitting mischief's who were unable to join/stay in other teams for various reasons. Even if they are trash in personalities, they do find a synergy to, face the screw ups, overcome the trial of destiny and done the job.

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Of first gig is centering around certain dispute over ownership of Chomusuke, a Megumin familiar, who is a black cat pet with bat wings and red cross on forehead. This feline have more that a connection to Dark God Wolbach. (wink)

Actually this our story begin in moment, when certain trio of young villagers from Crimsons mages village, gather together in the starting town for adventures Axel. Crimson demons/mages, is a clan of crazy/ wacko/ eccentric/ edgy and talented mages dedicated to fight daemon king army. They name can be spoken up like blood demons, whose eyes glow red when they are excited.

So for now, Megumin (a genial lolly, a one spell mage that control the strongest "the explosion" magic, tricky girl who learn that to survive she must exploit situations and even companions), and Yunyun (timid daughter of village chief, capable to make important decision, talented but socially awkward), are babysitting Komekko (a younger sister of Megumin who admire her big sister a lot, she is genius too but too innocent and approachable, so she just playing around). Because broken poor parents of Megumin and Komekko were on trade trip, an acquaintance though it will be a good idea on its trip to Axel, to take Komekko with her, so she and Megumin can bond together, for a week. Plus there were this side intentions, like other family like shenanigans about MC-Kazuma (living?) in mansion and (having?) a promise of lots of money.

Previously, during the day trip through city, Yunyun was once again marked by bystanders as oldest sister of the trio because of her boobs in a revealing cleavage. Megumin with her mage/witch hat on head and the black cat in her arms, who is memberof a main cast, felt like a support character. Komekko wearing her still to big hero cape, was wild like if she was on a trip, consuming every experience with over excitement.

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So for now, those trio of black haired girls, was standing on lawn on mansion estate where the quartet live, with that building next to them. (Main group staying in mansion, to revitalize the mansion, to remove its hunted by ghost reputation, so its owner can finally sell it. But party don't know that.)

Komekko, the number one fan of big sis Megumin, had a starry eyes, eager to learn about her sister awesome adventures, worthy to be written down into a legends.

Both older adventurer girls had this (I can tell her anything! She will figure it out! And it will crush her dreams!) silent expression, because they know that 90% of all they adventures are screw ups and misery, and only the last 10% is a cool stuff wort to be mentioned. So they tried to change the topic on how the little one doing.

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Of course little sis got hooked on it and show them her own adventurer card. On most occasions those are processed and handled out in adventurers gilds. But on crimson clan village, those are given to young crimson demons when they enroll on academy, in goal to graduate by learning advanced magic and becoming Arch-Wizard. So during Komekko visit on crimson academy, someone tried to look cool in front of the little zealous fan a let her undergo the let me reveal you destiny crystalline ball fortune telling. (Registering as adventurer of this world, whit a lots of exaggerations by crimson mages.)

Komekko waved her adventurer card enthusiastically, not even knowing what to do with it. She was eager to join the older duo at they awesome adventures.

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Of course the duo had (We will be exposed!) expression and just went to teach the little girl how the adventure card work. They put a lot of emphasis on a rule, that spending skill points must be thoroughly though and planned in forehead for a long run, to not regretting making an important decision because it cannot be taken back. She shall hold to spend any of them until the right time come. She shall horde them into a big pile, that will be used at the end of the study at academy, or when its a matter of life or death. (Actually they aimed to prevent her asking to go onto dangerous adventure with them.)

But there is this thing with Komekko: Because she was playing around they village alone a lot, and had engaged in certain puzzle, plus other things, she had a lot of skills points. In Konosuba, to learn a skill, spell or ability, someone must teach you that skill first, show it to you, so you, (your adventure card), can observe that act, register it, and that particular skill will show in list. So when she scroll through the list of what she can learn, when she read a certain specific one entry, (that was promised to her in past), her eyes sparkled in wonder. Without a slightest hesitation, she mark that option for a high amount of skill points worth for advanced magic and press down execute command.

Now, the transformation begin, embedding the change in her body all way down to her DNA sequence. First she was confused but Megumin make a swift comment about that she evolving/ growing. So the little girl improvised on spot and make a little dance, as if magical girl has transforming from regular clothing into her adventure costume.

Both older girl had this expression of (Oh, how cute! Look at her how happy she is.) They smiled for the little girl.

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Komekko was eager to test her new skill right away, so as she observed from (cool?) adults in they clan, she make an another little dance like performance, speaking a chanting. "Thou the storms of time, and seas of dreams, tombstone gray thy/you, hear me call! Its time for wonderment!" A magical summoning circle flashed into existence right in front of her.

It was a special type of summoning, that can be valued as advanced magic. So the duo of graduated girls hold her commentary with (I don't expect that.) OxO expression as they wen through a lot of shit, to archive what they have now. Yet this little one, who dint even enrolled at the academy yet, just storming the floor, with innocent smile and child like happiness.

But as the summoned entity risen from the circle, the duo expression changed to dreadful (Oh shit!) one, when they saw a gray gargoyle like character to appear from a magic circle. This was not ordinary summoning! This is a demon summoning magic! Whats more the one summoned is they old acquaintance, that they defeated/kill in battle using a dishonor ways.

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It was Host, a High-Ranked Demon who, alongside Arnes, served Wolbach, the Goddess of Sloth and Violence. Brute and intimidating on outside, but in inside he is quite reasonable. That dude towering them all, got surprised. "What the heck?" He instantly noticed stars eyed Komekko that don't fear him even lite, and he went to kneel down to see each other from face to face. "Peep squeak, are you serious? When I say, that I will become you familiar, it was more like an open ending to our story of interaction. I was thinking that we will not see each other for years. But you made in a rerecord short time, that I never imagine that someone can pull out. You really is something special, peep squeak!" The little girl correct him that her name is Komekko, but he dint actually take that seriously. "Is that so? Then again: My name is Host, and I will hang around you for a while."

Then, this big fella glanced around and saw the two pain in ass adventurers, who had those obviously forced smiles, hopping that there will be no revenge act.

Komekko enthusiastically run between them and introduce each other. "This is big sis Megumin and Yunyun. And of course, our family familiar in big sis servitude, Chomusuke. And this is Host, my play grounds buddy." She ignored is comment that he actually dint play around.

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As the cat meowed and look up at Megumin face, the big guy got the picture of the situation and awkwardly scratched his cheek with a nail-claw tip of a single finger. "This rise more question that answers… But knowing the wild comparison between many races, there is no room for me to judge harshly. You two, just don't dare to push any wild ideas, I am this peep squeak familiar not yours. And I will keep an eye on all of you." As the duo shake they head (We will not do it!) expression. He turn his head to face his master. "So, is there any more to this story setting I shall know? Like those two get new trick from the last time we clash? Not specifying the used methods, victory above me is not a small deed. I will not craw a pity revenge."

The little girl got curious as she interrogated the two to know more. But they didn't have much to say, when they just (Hmm) agree to the fact, or it was a battle of strength and wickedness. So Komekko swift to ask something else. "Yunyun, do you have some supper awesome move, skill or summon like Megumin one chan/ (big sis)?"

The girl got an instant post traumatic syndrome shock as all she having is still only anintermediate magic. So she was half panicking when Host too was interested in that answer. "A- about that. I tried-- summoning…" She was touching her point fingers together in desperate search for words. "But, all I summoned, just-- run away-- from me. Not just my summons... At last Chomusuke was different-- a little." She remembered how (unpopular?)/ lonely she was and she drop her head and shoulders.

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Yet innocent Komekko got wondered with eyes wide open. "Uwo~o? Are you saying-- they were scared by yours awesome magical aura? Or a hidden powers that lurking deep down inside you? Like they were not enough to withstand yours bad-ass swag/charisma?" Yet the asked girl was, drowning in shame, unable to lie or tell the truth, to this innocent child.

Instant betrayal arrive from Megumin, as she point her open palm in a formal introduction gesture toward Yunyun, talking in formal tone and pace. "You shall know, that Yunyun here is a daughter of our clan chief. And she is the future leader of crimson daemons/mages village. (As she claims.)" As the taller girl throw teary (How could you?!) glance, the traitor averted its face, to not lose her poker face.

Host gave the duo a suspicious glance as he knew that they are tricky enough to defeat him once, yet he was already interested in this mystery. Thinking, while scratching his chin, he got an idea. "You say, they running away from you?… Lets give it a try." As they turn they gazes toward him, he rise toward Yunyun a pointing finger. "Future chief of so called calamity to demons, to evaluate you hidden strength: I will let you to borrow my summoning magic. So let see, what will you summon." That girl got terrified, and he waved his hand. "Oh chill out. I am not trying to get you harm on purpose. I just want to make a verdict, about if you have any talent at all for a summoning."

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And so, after gathering courage, following the instruction, Yunyun draw a circle into ground and then began the summoning ritual.

At first, everything was coming smoothly as circle shined in glow and feminine body person concealed/ coated in a hoodie cape with closed eyes, was rising from the circle. Yet the adventures girls expression turn to: (Oh shit, double time!)

What come out was Arnes, another High-Ranked Demon who, alongside Host, served and worshiped Wolbach, the Goddess of Sloth and Violence. Although she was usually disdainful and short fuse, Arnes was well-mannered too, never starting a fight. According to Megumin, Arnes was the type who is tough on the outside, but soft on the inside. Yet this woman who look like in twenties, have anunusual curse that cause that she received a very bad treating from trash/shitty mans, double effect on male population of crimson village. She even received a little betray from Megumin and Yunyun as accomplice, when they tried to do business with them. But now as she rise up from circle, something was off on her as she was covered by sweat drops and intensively breathing as if she just a moment ago; She was running for her life from something, like a horde of trash/shitty males. And so, when she feels the summoning call, searching for a volunteer to be summoned or she has been called directly, she jump into it as means of escape. By accepting the call she allow to be drag to this place.

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As Arnes risen up, she concentrated to keep her mannerism in check as she tried as much is possible to sound professional. She even began her cool entry speech to the summer of her… but the moment she exchange a glance with Yunyun with OxO (big eyes, tightly closed mouth. Oh shit, I dint expected this!) expression, she froze with confused (Huh?). A seconds were passing as camera focus was switching between those two females faces. One was freaking out on inside, the other mind clock were on stop.

Before Yunyun had a chance to do anything, daemon woman explode in freak out. She leash on the girl, grabbed her by collar and shake her violently. She was cry-shriek-blabbing, lamenting something about a her hardship and how much she dislike trashy males.

She was interrupted when Host approached her and placed his big palm on her shoulder. "Hey! Calm down already! No matter what happened, have some little of tact!" Soon as she saw a familiar face she let go the summoner, and jumped over his neck, crying like a girl on a friend shoulder. So he tapped on her back until she calm down to let go. Then, when she asked him what is he doing here, he just point at the little girl next to him. "I promised this peep squeak, that I become her familiar. She amazed me how much potential she holding inside her."

The innocent little girl, rise her hand to introduce herself. "I am Komekko." Then she pointed at the woman. "Oh, now I remember. You are that popular lady, who once showed in our village. According to some uncles, you had been so hot topic for days."

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Arnes nearly passed out just remembering at that very traumatic encounter with trashy males from crimson village, yet she tried to patiently explained to the innocent kit: "I will not exactly call it a popular…" But, she stop for moment when her gaze wandered at Chomusuke in Megumin arms. Her eyes bright up with hope from happy reunion. "Lady Wolbach sama!" She nearly start crying with happiness, but she clear that tears from her eyes. "How l missed you... So much hardships... Yet, we finally meet again." She approached the duo and needy stretched out arms in (Come to me kitty!) gesture.

Yet, the cat look up at Megumin face, tilting its head as its don't understand what the woman wants. This arch-mage pick up the kitty in a way that they look at each other, face to face. "How did this work anyway? Chomusuke is my familiar. But you claiming to be yours, yet not be around for her. What more, you are Yunyun familiar." Then she glance at the future leader of the Crimson village with thinking expression.

Yunyun bark back, lashing out. "Megumin! Please, do not dare to call me your familiar! If nothing else I am you ethereal rival and companion."

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Arnes, tried to ignore the familiar talk, as she saw that unwillingness to hand over the kitten to her, so she was getting restless. "Don't you dare! I even paid to you for you, returning her to me."

Yet Megumin put the cat protectively on her chest. "Return? Wasn't that a farewell money as you run away from the village. Paying me to take care about Chomusuke instead of you, as you went on a journey? With so many admirers tailing you so passionately?" (That passion from crimson mages was absolutely a deadly one.)

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Daemon woman empathize the (Give it to me!) gesture. "Don't be trashy like those trash mans. You very well know, for what the money really was. How long do you want to prolong this?"

Losing this argument Megumin puffed out her cheeks in stubborn defiance. But, after that she sigh, she stop pressing the kitten on her chest and release the holding to point she look at the critter face. As the cat cutely tilled her head, she had even harder time to part with her familiar. So she forced herself to avert her gaze and forward stretched out her hands that holds the cat.

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Arnes was happy like a little kid when she finally got the cat into her arms, calling its name. She was practically dancing around with her partner in arms. Even she stretched her arms up toward the sky still lock down with cat staring to each other face. She was talking something about returning home whit her lady. Yet Chomusuke dint seems to share that woman's enthusiasm. No it looked confused and not relaxed in Arnes possession.

The little sister got sad, that this will means that; the future food course, she was helping to rise, will be out they menu… (Ehm! a pet, she and her older sister had take care, will not return to they home, as it changed owner.)

Megumin crouch down toward her little sister and address her gently. "Hey… Komekko… Do you want to see a magic trick?" Obtaining attention of the crumb, she take down that mage/witch hat from her head and lowered it down toward the little girl sight level with the inside hole aiming up, like it was a bag. So the little one can glance onto it. As if it was a magic show performance trick... With a pop noise and (Hi!) meow; a grinning Chomusuke rise its head from the hole as if it was her personal den or one of nap places. No it was her spawn point.

Komekko sad eyes and mount widened into wide open.With starry eyes she celebrated, shouting. "Its Chomusuke~e!!"

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On contrast, Arnes shriek in shocking surprise staring at her empty hands in horror. Instantly, she turned her head toward Megumin to glance at Chomusuke in hat.She had hard time to process what occurred here. When she ask (How?) Komekko grab the cat, taking out Chomusuke from the hat inside. She run few steps away from Megumin, until she stand up her ground, turning back to her big sister, holding the kitten in her hands, enthusiastically asking her older sister, to do it again. The demon woman tried to reach out for the cat to snap it out back, but…

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Arch-mage Megumin stand up, putting that hat back on head and a big smile on her face. She asked her audience, like a magic show performer. "Do you want to see a magic trick?" Like a performer, she make a small bow, putting down her hat with bottom aiming up. Like before: With a pop noise and (Hi!) meow; a grinning Chomusuke rise its head from the hole.

Komekko at moment was staring at her empty hands, the she began celebrating, jumping with joy, because it was awesome.

While Arnes was tearing up, reaching out her hand after her lady on an empty attempt.

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Yet Megumin grinned maliciously toward demon woman and hinted to the cat, to climb onto offered arm/hand, so she can return that hat onto her head. Chomusuke understand that, starting to grinning too. "I don't even casting anything, or on purpose doing something like stealing. I just open the door and she come to me on its own. So dear Arnes, who is who's familiar? It shall be clear now, that Chomusuke chosen me over you. I trying to explain this on more that one occasion. Many tried to take this kitty. I even give to Chomusuke more that one choice to decide for herself, but she keep choosing me, over and over again."

This was moment when Host step forward and without words approached Megumin. For a second, two, he just stand there in front of her, towering her, and stared down at the cat who stared back up. (Megumin was sweating a lot.) Then he slowly and gently risen up its hand and carefully approached the cat face with its finger-claw. But as if it was (No!) gesture, the little creature put its small paw on that claw-nail finger, as if to prevent a touch. A second two passed as those two were in silent lock-down of stare. Then, Host carefully withdraw from personal space of cat and girl. "It seems, I was not chosen either. This feels like another defeat." He make an old man groan when he noticed Megumin victory grin, so he dint react more as he backed up.

Approaching Arnes, for a moment, he put his hand on her shoulder like a father to daughter in (We lost this fight! Next will come.) gesture. She looks like her heart got crushed at that moment.

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Yet an another problem occurred. No it was an (explosion?). A person escape jump from front door to mansion. it was Vanir, a Wiz's close friend, a Duke of Hell, and a former general of the Devil King's army, becoming Wiz's assistant at her shop after his defeat by the main cast. Yet his clay-dirt golem like body, seem to be damaged. During his jump back, he make slide for few meters to stop on the pathway to the mansion fence gate. He furiously shouted toward the mansion door. "Will you cut it out!?: You annoying woman with ego of a god!! And how the heck it burning so deep?! You dint even cast anything, it just a table salt!"

Yet a step echoed on the stair toward the mansion, announcing of Aqua arrival. (She is Arch-priest, (God?) of Axis order. Like the entire order, she is too free spirit, often call a crazy wacko. She can be a game breaking mechanic for a pro speed runner, if she wasn't a complete idiot with mentally stuck on spoiled brat setting.) Aqua conceitedly bark back at the Duke. "How dare you, to not melt under the blissful action of a goddess of water?!"

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Those two was growling at each other for a few seconds, then those two noticed the other group at side, as they stare at them doing they own thing. For a short moment they just watch at each other in silence.

Then on a spot Aqua shout angrily at Vanir. "You fiend! Keeping me busy, while using you reinforcement to attack my friends! How despicable!"

She ignored as he shouted back that he is not involved on whatever is going there.

Yet she leap toward the group, magic charging a holy bolt into her hand while run charging toward them in direct attack pattern. "Foolish demons who trying to trespass into domain under my protection: I will vanquish you all!!"

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Yunyun, seeing that Aqua is unstoppable, thrown herself at Arnes in protective move, shielding her with her body and hug. Actually, pushing her onto ground, she make the demon woman unable to move or defend. "Please don't kill her, she is my summon!"

But the priestess saw it differently, as she had expression of a villain. "Good move, Yunyun. Pin her down, so I can exterminate her!"

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Yet the busty mage yelped. "No~o!! Dent exterminate her, she is mine!!" Woman in her grip tried to struggle to be released, but she was terrified by the holy magic of that mad priestess.

Whoever as the Aqua stand above them, she complain. "What?! You nuts!? There will be nothing good to have a demon as a familiar, newer! She must controlling you by evil means. Just think about it! In the grand plan, how the heck those three can be useful anyway?! Only a trouble is what they will bring in. That what they are." She rise her hands and start to channeling her spell onto new level. "Sacred excor…" [exorcism]

...in a swift motion: A hand head-chop punch her head from behind, on spot interrupting her casting. It was Kazuma (The cunning protagonist following the true gender equality. For his leach outs… No for its deeds, that got wrong explanation, he often is called a Scum-zuma or such. He is in general good boy, but he will get back on you for trick or BS.) As Aqua's companion he shout at her, ignoring her child like tears and cry while holding her head. "Could you chill out already?! Can you see that they are quests?"

Host glaring at the duo, show on himself how much he is confused. "That magic... That is not an ordinary spell, for a human to wield! Hey, human priestess, who the heck you are?"

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Aqua got back onto settle of her ego, quite quick, as she proudly point at her proud chest. "Despicable demon, you standing in front of goddesses, Aqua. Know you place!"

Both demons on this side open wildly they eyes. Then they glance past the priestess at Vanir, who rise his empty hands and shake his head in (She is a lost cause!) gesture.

Komekko spoke up in Host benefit, that he is her familiar and they are play buddies.

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But Aqua had a cunning plan. "Don't worry Komekko chan. Jut take a walk around the house with Kazuma onii-chan/big-bro, while yours Aqua onee-chan/big-sis, will take care of some pest on the mansion lawn." She was clenching her fingers in clearly (I going to beat them!) gesture.

Kazuma tried to be reasonable. "Hey Aqua, just for confirmation, those two look quite strong to be called a pests. Refusing to calling them properly will bite you back!"

Then Vanir join the discussion as he step closer, but still keep his distance from aqua. "Dam you woman's! Especially you!, the one who trying too hard, failing to sell, yours goodly-hood nonsense story to anybody around." He thrown a warning finger toward the trio crimson mages. "Woman's!, don't treat summoned familiars lowly, as something like a pet! No matter the shape or strength, everybody having they own chapter in some story book." As he look at the female duo on ground, he make this (I looking into you!) camera photo snapping gesture, with hand on his face mast and red light flashing from eye visor. "Look at those two, they have a nearly exact opposite problems that is nearly a comically setting on witch they can bond over a cup of a hot chocolate. Its like when the one dying on thirst, is watching the other one drown. There is no owner-pet chemistry."

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Megumin expression get serious as all she had, has been a kitten, compare to those two high-level demons. "I want you to know, that I saw how big and powerful, this kitten can become. Once it grown up."

While stomping the ground, Aqua leach out. "I trying to tell that this whole time. That cat is evil! This trio and that cat muss plotting something!" [Arnes, Host, Vanir +Chomusuke]

The two high-demons get alerted on that statement, as if it bothered them that this mad person sensing something.

Vanir glanced at the small arch-mage. "What did you say?, (girl that are proudly on herself for once not cheating)?" Once again, he made (I looking into you!) gesture, with glowing red eye. Instead of usual mocking of fact to enjoy the wild emotions of humans, on spot he got serious. "Hey girl, that is not a mere kitten, what is showing in your memories." The red glove stop as he stand on guard.

As he start to think with folding hands and holding his chin between his fingers, the duo of high-demons got nervous. They clearly realize that spooking up now, will maybe endanger the cat. (Ehm, they master in disguise.)

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This demon duke spoke his mind. "Indeed-- The true colors of our little fella are covered by mystery that defy even my eye. On one side of coin, it seem like some higher power orchestrated it by that way. On the other, it seem like a some kind of symbiotic reflection between it and its current master. In that matter both parties can be on right." Then he glance in Aqua direction. "Hey you!, Sleazy woman who sharing the name with the annoyingly soused/drunk goddesses. Do you know something, that can be used as foretelling manifestation? If you draw out the image, I can give it a form! Then the hint to possible secret, will be reveal."

Arch Priestess stop the ground, insulted. "Of course I know that! Oracle is one of my specialties! But, the only thing you will get from me, is extermination!" Kazuma only dry commented to her: (So you don't want to expose Chomusuke identity?) and Aqua was in conflict of interest.

By that, nobody paid attention to the duo of High-demons as they exchange a silent worried glance. Maybe they though that this duke demon helping them just to mock everybody around, or following his own agenda, or just have a thing to put his nose in others affairs, ignoring the outcome.

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With lot of (I don't like this.) from Aqua. The Duke and arch priestess, do the oracle like ceremony and there was this puff sound and explosion whit big white cloud.

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As the white cloud melts away...Scene Camera focus on sweaty face of Megumin, who have this nearly defeated expression. "Somehow, I have this familiar feeling..." As scene camera back up, we can see a 5 meter long black panther with bat wings and red cross on forehead, holding in his mount a limbless Megumin by her cape like if it was a kitten. Megumin continue with her speech. "Oh, I remember, this happens with its mom too. She had me already in this position. And I think she was ready to feed on me. Or more precisely, to take me into her den. I think, that someday, I saw a kitten in that area. Maybe hers..." They tried to make a step toward the cat, but this panther aggressively growl and make step back. Glaring aggressively at them as if it was a protective move, to protect the thing in its maw.

As Aqua was blabbing (See? What I told ya?! Its E~evil!), Vanir was once again thinking aloud. "This creature… It seem to be confused! As if something missing,-- an important part?-- a memories?… That's not it." He (frown?). "This is not a satisfied answer. At this point, I must say that Chomusuke is baby and we only confused her by making her an adult body, for witch she is not used. It will hardly utilize that body to full potential. No, no mater how it looks, there is hardly an adult body of this cat on this size, inside of the kitten." He spread his hands. "Conclusion: We just create a chimera based on the biases. We prove nothing useful." He point at Megumin. "Girl that feels like the menu for future dinner feast has changed, don't fret. The kitten will be back to its compact size in a while. Yet, nobody can denied that wacko magicians, bored with guarding tomb lost by time, will drop the responsibility to something else. So~o…" He turn to Host and Arnes, who stand next each and they masters on side. "What ever ancient thing you two looking for: You had been tricked by someone. Right now, its clear, that what you looking for, its not actually here! That's means…" He turn toward priestess, to make a mocking gesture, for which he made this entire build up of investigate tension. "That's means, that you had been wrong, noisy side quest trophy. Innocent baby is neither good or bad. By nature, all of them are parasites that suck on parents for nutrients, protection, and comfort. Its the love of parent, that is the most decisive aspect, if they turn good or evil." He put on (I told ya!) mocking pose, to deliver a punch line. "Vengeance has yet no meaning."

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With a battle cry (How a demon dare to lecture a goddess!) the two resume they fight.

As the rest of team stand on side and watch, Arnes leaned toward Host, asking in conspiracy half voice. "Hey, whats going on here? I am kinda lost."

He leans to her answering in similar way. "Beats me. Its nearly as if I feel in my bones the old saying about changing winds. Outcasts gathering before the night of upcoming prophesy. A contra elements, that shall not mix, working together." He sigh. "We can say that some big change, that will effect this world, is on horizon. But, don't treat about this side route.We can outlive them easily. I just don't expect them to had so much punch in them."

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Yet an explosion interrupted them as Aqua's and Vanir's magic combined, and created a magic blast that knocked down, Komekko and scare the big cat to run away with Megumin. So Kazuma head-chop punch the priestess again. He dint cared about her crying and lamenting that he punch her again and ask Vanir to let it go for today. As Yunyun proposed to go after enlarged Chomusuke who was retreating into a forest/grove. As Komekko asked Host, to go together after, Kazuma self preservation senses freak out, and jumped toward them. He demand from the demons to not go onto town like that. He asked only for Yunyun to pursue Chomusuke. No, he offered himself to join the tracking as the kitten is accustomed to him and its confused. On contrast, he demand that those two will conceal himself, to prevent anybody noticing that they are demons. Or even better to make everybody know they are familiars and not threat just by glance. Otherwise there will be more people who will attack them without bothering to ask why. So he himself went after the scared cat.

[Afterword]

Eventually he, Megumin and small cat Chomusuke got finally back from the chase.

Lately, after some time crafting and sieving, while keeping an eye on Aqua to not put something back-stabling to his work, he present his creation to the group. Using Megumin's cool eye patch as a reference, (It look like coat of arms/ shield, with white cross on red base), the girls got an enlarged version on they wizard coats. And the duo of demons got full-body hoodie coats with the same symbols. Because if somehow referenced the cross on Chomusuke forehead, they accept it. Yet Aqua newer stop her tries to sneak an exorcist blast, but eventually found something else to do.

Of course the prosecutor lady come again with accusation toward Kazuma for cooperating with demon king army, but she leave on empty.