My name is Gu Xingxi, and I'm a laid-back young man. Every day, I do nothing but eat, drink, sleep, read novels, and harass the author of The Little Furball for updates.
One day, while engrossed in reading a novel about a little furball, I got so lost in it that I didn't see the oncoming truck. It hit me so hard that I flew two kilometers, my brain matter spilled all over the ground. As I was dying, I heard the system's voice: The host is about to die, meeting binding criteria.
1% 2% 50% 100% Harem system binding successful, transferring to the Naruto world.
Gu Xingxi: "So, this is how I ended up here?"
System: "Yes, host."
"But this doesn't look like the world of Naruto at all. Look at this table; it's about to collapse, and the roof is leaking!"
Just as I finished speaking, the table collapsed as expected.
Gu Xingxi: ...I swear.
System: "This is the price of your cheat."
Gu Xingxi: "Then, where's my cheat?"
System: "Don't rush. Let me explain. Currently, you are part of the Uchiha clan, but you don't have pure blood."
What do you mean by "not pure blood" in the Uchiha clan?
System: "Your grandfather was from the Uchiha clan, but your grandmother and mother weren't."
What does that even mean?
System: "What, did you think that's why you have white hair? Right now, it's just before the Second Great Ninja War, and because you're not a full-blooded Uchiha, you're being treated poorly, placed on the fringes with the lowest status."
Gu Xingxi: "So, it's a full-on disastrous start, huh? Well, where's my cheat?"
System: "The host can earn points by finding a wife or adding other female ninjas to the harem. You can then use these points for draws or to purchase items in the system shop."
Fine, if it's going to be a disastrous start, at least let me see my status.
System: Host: Uchiha Gu Xingxi
Bloodline Limits: Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan, Six-Tomoe Rinnegan, Rinnegan, Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Mangekyo Sharingan, Three-Tomoe Sharingan.
Chakra Affinities: Fire Style, Lightning Style, Wind Style.
Weapons: None.
Summoned Beast: None for now.
After hearing the system's explanation, Gu Xingxi immediately slapped the already broken table, shouting: "Holy crap, the Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan? Doesn't that make me invincible? Who cares if I'm not a pure Uchiha. Even if it's Madara coming, I'll show him what it means to be haunted by nightmares."
System: "However, the host's physical condition cannot currently withstand the burden and enhancements of the Nine-Tomoe and Six-Tomoe Rinnegan, so they cannot be activated."
What? You give me hope, then take it away? Wait a minute, can't I still activate the Rinnegan and Mangekyo Sharingan?
System: "The host is indeed correct, but there are restrictions."
What restrictions? Can you just finish your sentence?
System: "Don't interrupt me. The Rinnegan can be used for one minute, the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan for three minutes, and the regular Mangekyo Sharingan for five minutes."
While the time is short, with my five-year-old body, even the Three-Tomoe Sharingan can make the elders of my clan take me seriously. At the very least, I'll be able to defend myself. Worst case, I'll just use Izanagi and Izanami together, and once my body improves, I can directly exchange for an Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan.
System: "That's feasible, but have you considered that you don't know how to use these forbidden techniques?"
Gu Xingxi: ...
Before Gu Xingxi could say anything else, two Uchiha clan members arrived at the door.
Uchiha A: "Are you Uchiha Gu Xingxi? Get ready, you'll be going to the battlefield as a lower-ranked Uchiha ninja."
Before Gu Xingxi could ask any further questions, the two quickly left.
Gu Xingxi muttered to himself: "A battlefield, during the Second Great Ninja War? This is a disastrous start, but it doesn't seem that bad. I could meet my first wife, Konan. Heh heh heh, Konan..."