He was wrong! So wrong! This was not awesome! Not awesome at all!
His plan had been perfect. He'd made a 'flea monster' and had it hitch a ride on Issei to follow the boy home. Once he knew where Issei's home was he'd gotten to work.
He'd fleshed out his scenario some more to tailor it to Issei's known tastes a bit to help entice the idiot into doing what Ryuji wanted him to do.
Once everything was set, he'd waited until the weekend and started the operation. Part of his power allowed him to lure specific individuals toward his scenario entrances.
It didn't force them and they could ignore it if they wanted. Of course, stronger people would recognize it for what it was and could make a choice based on that.
For his plan, he'd set the lure to Issei and made the entrance to the scenario in the guy's small backyard.
It went great and Issei stepped into the scenario. Shortly after that was when things... didn't go quite to plan.
Issei sighed loudly as he stepped onto his street. The school year had looked to be off to a great start! Motohama had 'found' a hole in the wall for the kendo club's showers.
Just as the girls had started to come into the room, the new guy had ruined everything by ratting them out! The handsome bastard! Not only was that bastard unfairly handsome, but he also looked like the male counterpart to Kuoh's greatest lady, Gremory Rias!
How dare he look like a male Rias!
He and his friends had tried to spread negative rumors about the guy, naturally. The problem was they were the source of the rumors and their reputations were trash.
On top of which the guy had been nothing but gentlemanly to the girls. Even worse, the Kendo Club stood up for him and countered any rumors they did manage to make stick!
The bastard!
Their hole to paradise was gone and it would be a while before they would successfully 'find' another one. It was all that ikkimen bastard's fault!
As he came to his house, he heard something he couldn't identify coming from his backyard. It was such a soft sound he wasn't honestly sure if he had heard anything at all. Still, he decided to check.
He was shocked by what he found waiting for him. Standing there in the middle of his small backyard was a... He didn't know what it was. It looked like a doorway made of blue swirling light.
Staring into the light, he felt it calling to him. It seemed to promise good things and there was only one thing Issei considered good.
He stood still in indecision as he debated stepping into the clearly not normal door. Shortly he decided that yes, yes he would go into the weird light door because he could swear it was offering him his greatest desire...
OPPAI!
He could feel it in his gut, in his very bones, if he walked into that light he would be greeted by glorious oppai!
That meant there was no reason to wait, no need to hesitate, forward march! He walked across his yard and right into the light without hesitation. It was bright for but a moment and when the light faded he found himself somewhere new.
The place looked old, like those buildings used in the medieval period pornos he's watched.
A tavern of some sort, obviously. And where there's a tavern there's... WENCHES! Standing behind the rough wood counter was a beautiful woman wearing a low-cut dress that showed off more than half of her gloriously large oppai!
His eyes locked on target, he didn't notice the other aspects of the rather well-appointed, if rustic, interior of the building. He moved toward the counter catching the attention of the barmaid.
She giggled, doing wonderful things to her chest, and addressed him, "My eyes are up here m'lord."
Ohhhh he liked the sound of that! M'lord! He didn't care where he was or what was happening anymore.
Still, he managed to drag his eyes away from the glorious pale expanse of breast meat and level his eyes with her own. She was a beauty, though clearly European.
Despite that, she spoke Japanese flawlessly when she talked. Blond hair, blue eyes, a beauty mark next to her luscious lips, and a playful curve to her smile as she eyed him up and down as blatantly as he'd done to her.
"My but you are a cutie aren't you?"
Issei swallowed heavily and tried his best to put on a 'suave' smile to impress the well-endowed wench, "Y-you're not too bad yourself."
Damn his voice for cracking! Still, she giggled so that's a good thing right? Could this be?! Was this his chance to touch such glorious oppai?! He must not ruin this opportunity!
The barmaid leaned forward, showing off even more of her deep cleavage, "I believe you've come just in time, m'lord.
You see, I have a small rodent problem in my cellar. If you'd be so kind as to deal with them... Well, I'm certain I can come up with a suitable... reward."
The last word was said in such a sensual tone that it sent a shiver of pleasure down Issei's spine.
He had no control over himself as he proudly said, "Bfarsdferd"
He blushed deeply and cleared his throat to try again, "Um, just some rodents?"
The barmaid nodded and crossed her arms under her breasts pushing them together and making her dress fight for its very life to keep them contained, "I promise the reward will be well worth it."
Issei, so focused on wishing for the very strained top button of the dress to catastrophically fail, managed to barely mumble an agreement to deal with the pest problem.
The barmaid leaned back, her breasts once more shifting and shaking keeping Issei transfixed.
His gaze laser-focused as she clapped her hands together and bounced in place, "Wonderful!" she reached under the bar, pulled out a simple iron sword, and held it out to the boy, "Here, take this and deal with the pests for me."