The Paranoid Harry Potter

What happens when the "biggest puppet who ever loved" aka Harry Potter grows a spine? Chaos, that's what! After years of being everyone’s favorite tool—Dumbledore’s golden pawn, Voldemort’s favorite obsession, and his friends' go-to problem solver—Harry Potter decides he’s done. Like, done-done. No more saving the world for ungrateful wizards, no more cryptic half-truths from his so-called mentor, and definitely no more fake friendships.