A Humorous Diary!!
Chapter-2 Caleb's Granny!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.
Narrator:
Today, Caleb looks like he's carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. Why? His granny, Miss Fauler, has decided to visit him after ages. Caleb, the "perfect grandson" in her eyes, is now running around like a headless chicken because the only thing scarier than his granny's expectations is... well, his granny. Let's see what drama unfolds.
Scene : Coffee shop
(Phone rings. Caleb sighs heavily before picking up.)
Caleb: Hello, who's this?
Caller: Hello...
Caleb: Oh, hi! Granny?
Caller: What do...?
Caleb: No, no! I mean, just confirming if it's you.
Caller: …
Caleb: Great to know you're still alive!
Caller: *****... ****....
Caleb: Wait! I didn't mean it like that. You're getting hyper.
Caller: …
Caleb: OK, OK. Let's talk later. Bye!
(He hangs up and grumbles to himself.)
Caleb: Even after centuries, she never misses a chance to roast me.
Scene : Caleb calls James
James: Hello? Who the hell is this?
Caleb: It's me, Caleb.
James: Oh, it's the Hell's guard. What do you want now?
Caleb: Shut up and listen. Miss Fauler is coming.
James: Miss who?
Caleb: Granny. My granny!
James: And...?
Caleb: I need a favor. Can you keep her at your place for a few days?
James: HA! Why would I do that?
Caleb: My house is under repair.
James: So? Send her to a hotel!
Caleb: She's my granny, James.
James: Yeah, your granny, not mine. Oh, and remember your uncle you parked at my place last year? That man drank half my bar, burned my stove while cooking some special dish, and left chili stains on my bathroom commot. Not to mention how he flirted with my married neighbors!
Caleb: OK, stop digging up the past. I'll find a hotel myself. You do the same. Please.
James: Sure, buddy.
Narrator:
Caleb and James both searched high and low for hotels but found none. Caleb, already stressed, loses his cool.
Caleb (on call): What do you mean you have no rooms? Is my granny not human? Does she not have feelings?!
(The call cuts off.)
Caleb: Hello?! Stupid people.
Scene : A text message from James
Message: Hey buddy, I found a hotel! DarkEye Hotel, 128 Green Scenery Drive, Markston City. Come fast!
(Caleb repeats the message while typing a reply.)
Caleb: finally, James you are a worthfull one this time.
Scene- James call
James: What now?
Caleb: What's with the attitude?
James: Nothing!
(James ends the call abruptly. Caleb shrugs.)
Caleb: Maybe another girl dumped him. Whatever. My problem is solved now.
Scene : Caleb calls the hotel
Caleb: Hello, Hotel DarkEye?
Receptionist: Good morning, sir.
Caleb: Hi, is this the receptionist?
Receptionist: Yes, sir.
Caleb: Great, baby! I need a room.
Receptionist: First of all, I'm not your baby. Be respectful. Second, yes, we have rooms. $50 for a normal room, $70 for deluxe, and $150 for luxury.
Caleb: Normal will do. Granny doesn't need luxury—she is luxury.
Receptionist: Alright. How many days?
Caleb: Hmm… four should be enough. She'll survive.
Receptionist: Sure, sir. I've booked it.
Caleb: Thanks, sweetheart!
(The receptionist hangs up. Caleb smirks.)
Caleb: Finally, mission accomplished. Granny, get ready for DarkEye Hotel.
Narrator:
Caleb thinks he has it all under control. But little does he know, chaos is waiting just around the corner. Granny Fauler isn't your average sweet old lady. Stay tuned for what happens next!!!