A Humorous Diary!!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations.
Narrator â Everyone has that one friend, and let's be real, it's a blessing and a curse to find someone like that! Their endless chatter that always turns into yelling, their pranks that test your patience, fights that feel like the end of the world, and thenâŚboom, they're your biggest support. It's adorable and annoying all at once!
So, let's have a look into the world of two such friends who have a knack for poking their noses into each other's problemsâbecause, apparently, that's what friends are for, right?
Scene â Two friends sitting on a bed, working on a laptop.
Caleb: What are you doing on the laptop, James?
James: Nothing, just looking up the details so I can connect for the meeting.
Caleb: Today's your meeting? Aren't courts closed on weekends?
James: It's not a meeting with any client. It's with her!
Caleb: Gotcha. You mean with the girl who's gonna reject you in a couple of minutes, right?
James: Don't say that! Keep your mouth shut. This time, it's gonna be a yes.
Caleb: Ahh, let's see.
James: Okay, done! Now it's time for her call. Let's wait for a bit.
Scene â After an hour, James gets a call.
Caleb: James, James, James!!
James: I got it! Keep quiet for a sec, okay? Let me handle this.
Caller (in a calm and clear voice): Hello!
James (in a nervous voice): H-h-hi!!
Caleb (whispering): What's that? Are you here to sing a lullaby? Speak confidently!
James: Alright! Hello, beautiful.
Caller: Hello, thank you for reaching out to me.
Caleb (shockingly): Ahh, she's Australian! She said "ayt!"
James: Hmm, well I guess no, she said "owt." She must be American.
Caleb [chuckling softly]: Oh, you got her accent all wrong. It's not "owt," it's "ait." Definitely Australian, man.
James: Okay, whatever. Who cares? I can handle anyone.
Caller: Hello, are you there?
James: Oh, yes, yes, I am.
Caller: So, who am I talking to right now?
James: It's me.
Caleb: She's asking your name, you silly.
James: Oh, right. I'm James.
Caller: Okay, so hi James, how are you?
James: I'm fine. How are you?
Caller: Good. Well, what do you do for a living, James?
James: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Caller: That's great.
James: Thanks! What's your name?
Caller: Ellie.
James: Wow, such a lovely name.
Caleb (whispering sarcastically): Smooth, James. Smooth. Keep the compliments coming, and you'll have her wrapped around your finger.
James [rolling his eyes, trying to focus on the call]: Shh, Caleb. Let me talk.
James: So, Ellie, what do you do?
Ellie: Well, I'm a writer.
James: Wow, that's really cool.
Narrator: They both were busy talking to each other, and they talked for more than an hour.
Caleb (frustrated and throwing his hands up): Man, seriously? An hour? How long are you gonna keep this up? I swear, you could talk her ear off for the rest of the night!
James [ignoring Caleb, trying to stay focused on the conversation with Ellie]: Ellie, I really enjoyed talking with you. I think we've been talking for a long time now.
Ellie: Yeah, sure. Well, okay, let's make it the end.
James: It's sad, but okay, as you wish.
Ellie: Really? Now I'm desperate. Where's the boy?
James: Ahh, I don't have any boy.
Ellie: No, no, I mean, where's the boy who was going to date me? Isn't he so late?
James (in a surprised manner): Hey Caleb, what's she talking about?
Caleb: Even I'm confused.
James: Madam, I am the boy.
Phone ends
James: What the heck? She ended the call!!
Caleb: I'm not getting this. If she was considering someone else as her lover, then why did she talk to you for so long?
James: I don't know. Let me call her again.
Caleb: Do you have her phone number?
James: I can get that from the dating app where I found her.
Scene â James immediately opens the dating app and scrolls to the history section.
Caleb: Ahh, wait a minute, what's that? Is that your bio?
James: Yeah.
Caleb: What nonsense have you written in your bio? You said you're 21 years old and have a sibling? You don't have any sibling, do you?
James: Well, I faked it so people would assume I have a big family and support.
Caleb: You've said your occupation is a businessman.
James: Money power!!
Caleb: She was here to date with your younger brother.
James: But look, I've written my correct name, and at the start, I told her my name is James.
Caleb: Well, she might've thought your name was Jam, because British people skip some letters.
James: They don't skip whole sentences. They just skip 2 or 3 words. And earlier, you said she was Australian. Now, how is she British?
Caleb: Okay, whatever. Both are the same.
James: Both are not the same. They have a climate difference, cultural differences, accent differences.
Caleb: Okay, leave it at that. The current situation is that she rejected you.
James: Yeah, really sad.
Caleb: It's really normal for you now. Keep finding someone else, maybe one day you'll find someone.
James: Maybe one day I will!!!
To be continued!!