Ouch!!BOOOOM!! What was that,,,, what's is thiiiiisssss what am i feeling. Feeling? What is feeling, am what is an am? Brrrrrr!!! What is this I feel slow. Thud!! Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! Fast vibrrrraaating!!!! Whooosh whoommp!!!! Pllllooppp!!! Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. BOOOOOM! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Pppppplllloooopp boooooom sshhhhhhhwwwhhoooooosh!
That's how I came to be . I said to the furless creature. HMMM! Responded the what he would later in life find out is a cave man in the common era . Raising its club in the air as it proceeds to teach our friend what he grunts is stranger go bye bye. AWWWWWWWWW! Our friend yells as he runs to protect his very long life . Our friends journey starts in the middle of what would later in time be called The Primordial Ocean. Our friend with out everything like consciousness and responsibility freely drifted along the oceans water for many centuries he evolves a bit some flipper like extensions to help steer since our friend began to have some preferences and creavings to temperature. He later decides to rest near some hydrothermal vents were he lays and lays dormant till one day many many long years later our friend is bumped by something theoretized to be Luca or the Last Universe Common Ancestor. As the nucleuseless single celled organisms reproduced by splitting apart they bumped and took up more and more space till the vent was declared a Luca zone by all the self cloning nucleuseless organisms like a modern bandit hideout, our friend thrown out and feeling a bit off without knowing decided to take his business up to the warmer water where he would then go into some kind of dormancy till he is awaken once again. After many eons of dormancy our friend awakes and opens his newly developed eye as for the last millions of years he has been absorbing nutrients and evolving in a puddle above sea level. Our friends need to eat and new found instincts instruct him to eat and live. What once was a pond full of life now lay evermore stagnant as only one organism lives and rests as it goes thru rapid evolution and developments extensions to help its desire to leave the now empty and lonely pond. Centuries pass and our friend now a land based organism roams around the land in search for food and to satisfy his newly acquired desires and taking on new forms thru evolution till perfection a form of fully infused morphing cells and tissues allowing for perfect mimicry a true shapeshifter. Many millenia of lost knowledge later our friends true escape from boredom will continue once he gets the sense of boredom.