"Dialogue"
'Thinking'
"Spellcasting"
(POV: unknown soul)
So I know what you are thinking. You think this is some random Webnovel fanfiction about how a random, unfortunate(very fortunate) person dies to some overpowered truck god and then reincarnates into some anime or fantasy novel with a system. The same guy falls in love with many people and creates a harem of anywhere between 3 to 5 people and "earns" eternal glory with said system and changes the world for the better under the watchful eyes of 30 or so degenerate readers who should be preparing for the SAT or something.
But NOOOOOO. you gotta get stuck with the guy who died because he had a T-rex shoved up his ass.
Long story, but I was at a museum, minding my own business by the knights exhibit, when a stick thin influencer with a buzzcut and glasses starts being a prick and knocks over a set of medieval chainmail. As an avid lover of medieval history I chase him, However I slipped on a toy car and plummet 2 stories, ass first into a Cretaceous exhibit.
When I was 5 years old, I told everyone I could that the Tyrannosaurus Rex is my favorite dinosaur, blissfully unaware that about 20 years later I would be the only reported death by the legendary tyrant lizard king
Next thing I know, I'm in a large stadium next to a boy with messy black hair and a thunderbolt scar across his forehead.