Max, a twenty-year-old man, fell on his cranky bed, exhausted. His body felt sore all over from driving his bicycle through the bustling streets doing deliveries, and on top of that, he had to deal with cranky customers.
"Ah! That fatso made me ride a bicycle for ten kilometres and he didn't give me a single tip! Ugh, this is so frustrating!" he mumbled in annoyance.
Max wasn't a local in the city; he was from a village far in the countryside. His parents were farmers who worked hard to make ends meet.
A few weeks ago, Max got a letter saying that he was selected for one of the most prestigious universities in the world on a full scholarship.
So he decided to come in a few weeks early and try to earn some money for his pocket change.
SIGH
He let out a loud sigh as he took his phone out of his pocket. It was an old phone with rubber bands holding it together.
He knew he would be made fun of in college for this, but he didn't care. He didn't have enough money to buy a new one.
Anyhow, he opened the phone, opened the browser, and turned on incognito mode.
He then opened a Japanese site and started beating his little brother vigorously to the sounds of a Japanese MILF moaning. And before long, he came.
He cleaned himself of using tissue paper before falling back onto the bed once again.
SIGH
He sighed once again; he only earned a hundred bucks today. Although it would cover a few days' worth of groceries, he still needs more.
"Haaah, I wish someone would whisk me away or give me a system or something!" he exclaimed as he closed his eyes, dozing off to sleep.
But as he fell asleep, unbeknownst to him, something incredible happened.
A golden screen materialised, hovering above Max's face.
[Detecting a suitable soul!...]
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[Bonding with the soul!]
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[Bonding complete!]
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[Rebooting the system!]
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[Rebooting complete! The Ultimate Harem System is ready!]
[Detected too many impurities in the host's body!]
[Using body refinement on the host!]
Max frowned while asleep as a sting of pain hit his body. He was about to wake up from the pain, but it disappeared!
[Detecting the host's discomfort, numbing the host's pain receptors!]
Soon, a black grime-like substance started leaking out of his body. It fell on the bed, ruining the sheets while the air around turned pungent.
Soon, the grime filled the bed, painting the white bed black. Max frowned at the smell, but he was too tired to wake up while the text on the screen changed.
[Body refinement complete! Host is now a peak human!]
[Please say "Open Status!" to see your status!]
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The system stayed still, blinking once in a while as it waited for Max to say the words.
It was not until two hours had passed that Max wake up.
"Mmmh," he mumbled as he frowned deeply at the rotten smell permeating the air. But then, his eyes went wide open as he jolted up from his bed, "What the fuck!? Did I shit myself!?" he exclaimed out loud in shock.
But his breath hitched when he saw the black grime all over the bed and his body. His face scrunched up as he tried to cover his nose with his hands.
'Ugh, I am gonna puke!' he exclaimed inwardly as he ran to the bathroom, which was a few feet away.
The bathroom wasn't big; it had a showerhead to the left and a mirror to the right. The toilet was on the far side of the bathroom.
CLICK
Max opened the door in a hurry and was about to dash past the mirror when his eyes glimpsed something from the corner of his eyes.
BADUMP
His heart thumped against his chest as he stopped in front of the mirror, 'What the…?' he mumbled in shock.
"Who the fuck is this guy!?" he exclaimed aloud as he pointed his hand at the mirror.
Even with all the black grime covering his body, Max could clearly see, whoever it was, he was damn handsome.
'Is that me…?' Max mumbled to himself as he touched his own face.
He was now taller by a few inches, approximately standing an inch over six feet.
His jaw was now chiseled; he could feel the muscles underneath the grimy T-shirt while his black hair grew thick.
'Is that reaa—-- Whoaa! What the fick!? What the fick is that thing!?' Max's golden eyes widened in shock as he looked at the golden screen that suddenly materialised before him.
[Please say "Open Status!" to see your status!]
BADUMP BADUMP
Max's heart thumped against his chest while hair stood on his hands. His breathing became ragged as he slowly raised his hand.
"Am I hallucinating…?" he asked himself as he waved his hand in front of him, but his hand only passed through the golden screen.
But just as his hand passed through the screen, it blinked as the text reappeared again.
[Please say "Open Status!" to see your status!]
Max frowned slightly while his heartbeat quickened; he had read too many novels not to know what was happening.
GULP
He gulped down his saliva as he said the magical words, "Open status!"
[Ding!]
[Opening Status!]
STATUS
Name: Max Woods
Race: Human
Age: 20
Rank: Peak Mortal
Strength: 10
Stamina: 10
Agility: 10
Vitality: 10
Skills: –
Harem: 0
[The Ultimate Harem System greets the host. The host gains power, bloodline, and physique from the women he is intimate with!]
[Host is given a novice gift pack!]
[Happy fucking!]