After checking his balance on his phone, Fatty smiled happily as his routine here was perfect; there was no camera here, and he could do whatever he pleased.
As Fatty was busy checking his balance, the biker left with his bike while tears were coming out of his eyes.
"Sir, your uncle commissioner, Luo Ting, has called you." Xiao Yang came running with a phone in his hand.
"Fuck." Fatty felt dreadful hearing his uncle's name; his uncle was the one who got him this job.
With a trembling hand, he reached for the phone, his smile still present as he tried to maintain composure in front of Xiao Yang.
"Hello, Uncle," Fatty said, grabbing the phone with a smile. He turned to Xiao Yang, gesturing for him to leave with a polite grin, as if hinting that he wanted to have a private conversation with his uncle.
"Motherfucker, don't call me uncle." A screaming, angry old voice came in; Fatty almost threw the phone at the nearby old woman.
"Uncle, please calm down," Fatty tried to calm his uncle down as he wanted to explain himself.
"Calm down? Motherfucker, did I promote you or not?" Uncle Luo Ting growled, his voice laced with anger, gritting his teeth audibly enough for Fatty to hear through the phone.
"Y...yes, Uncle, you did," Fatty said, as he was promoted because his uncle was the Commissioner of Police.
"Why are you in the same position again? Where there are no cameras? Do you want to commit murder again?" A calm yet powerful voice came in; Fatty gulped hearing that.
"Uncle...I..." Fatty wanted to say something before he was interrupted by his uncle on the phone.
"Just get in your new car and go away. Don't think of taking a bribe anymore. Last time you took a bribe from a lady, do you remember the incident? She was the wife of the mayor. Don't cause a ruckus. This old bone can't handle your recklessness anymore," the old commissioner said calmly.
"Yes, Uncle, It's just I didn't get the car yet. Fatty said, as he really didn't get the car; otherwise, his job would have been much easier; he could chase people and earn money.
"Alright, Just wait there; I'll send someone to pick you up. Old Commissioner saying this ended the phone call.
Fatty smiled, slid his phone into his pocket, and pulled out his speed gun. Thirty-year-old Fatty Zhang owned several properties around Shanghai and led a luxurious life with his honest income.
As he was waiting for a speeding car to be his next victim, he suddenly saw a shadow appear above him, which felt strangely out of place.
Fatty quickly looked up at the sky, expecting to spot some monstrous bird flying with such a huge shadow. But to his surprise, he saw it was a parachute coming toward him with incredible speed.
Fatty momentarily paused; his body stopped working for some reason, and he stood there with a stupid look on his face.
A boot came directly towards Fatty's direction; Fatty wanted to dodge, but it was too late; the boot landed on his dick and crushed both of his balls; the knee landed on his chest; that's why he fell backwards.
Fatty, at that moment, reacted; his first reaction was to clutch his balls to see if everything was alright, but to his horror, he only felt the shell that was smashed.
As you approach death, you can wish for a type of 'system' for your next life.
A voice rang in Fatty's ear very slowly, but his pain was blocking everything; his heart was broken. He then touched his dick, which felt like meat paste.
"MY DICK!" Fatty said this and lost consciousness.
A 'System' with dick, granted.
"What the fuck?" Fatty, who was a soul, now hearing this message was bewildered, and the pain he felt a little while ago was gone too.
"Who just talked?" Fatty, after getting his composer, remembered someone just talked with him.
Then he looked at himself, who didn't have a body; only a white, ghostly figure was flying in the dark.
"AHhhhhh! Fuck Did I get scared by myself? So I died, sigh! Thought I could impregnate BingBing today, "Fatty Zhang screamed, first looking at himself, then calmed down a lot.
"I am way too fucking calm for this," the soul murmured in the infinite dark.
"Who the fuck lands on people's dicks? If I get reincarnated, I'll fuck your mother. Soul grumbled and used his nonexistent hand to punch nothing.
"Fuck, what's with this limbo shit?" The soul grumbled in the dark, then tried to sleep, but it quickly realized it didn't have that ability.
The soul was engulfed by a profound boredom, unaware of how much time had passed. It reached to tug at its hair, only to realize, with a quiet sense of frustration, that it no longer possessed such a thing.
As the endless river of time flowed on, the soul gradually became accustomed to the monotonous calm of the dark, swirling around it. But one day, it wondered if it was hallucinating, for a white light began to appear, growing larger and larger with each passing moment.
A spark of hope flickered in the soul's eyes as it watched the light grow, inching closer with every second until it engulfed the soul entirely. For the first time, the soul closed its eyes, a single tear slipping down, reflecting the bittersweetness of the moment.
As the soul opened his eyes, he saw his new body. Reborn, he looked around and noticed a large man holding him in his arms.
"Fuck you," Baby uttered his first words, but the big man was startled to hear Baby was making sounds.
"We thought the baby was stillborn." The big man smiled; he was super handsome and looked kind.
An old lady physician came running as soon as she heard the baby's noise and politely took the baby from the huge man's hand. The huge man was wearing a white robe, and there were several rings on his hand.
The physician checked the baby from head to toe, then closed her eyes and used a green-colored Qi from her hand and pushed it inside the baby.
The baby felt calm; his nerves, after being in the dark, calmed down a lot, and he then looked around more.
The room he was in was grand, with floating shelves surrounding him, but it was the handsome man who stole the spotlight. He was towering, dressed in white, with pink hair and pink eyes.
'Wait, the shelves are floating?' Baby exclaimed inside, but he was too weak to do anything.
"Congratulations, Your Majesty. The prince is healthy and as beautiful as you."
"Congratulations"
"Congratulations, Your Majesty."
The whole room kneeled and congratulated the emperor.
Tang Zhenlong, the current emperor of the Tang Empire, looked pleased as his thirty-fourth child was born today.
"Be at ease. Give us our son, our fifth son." The emperor gestured for everyone to be at ease and asked for the newly born baby.
The baby was looking around and was guessing this was a magical world; then the baby saw the woman who was unconscious on the bed. Although she looked average at best, she was wearing luxurious items.
Then the baby was passed on to the emperor again. Baby looked at his father and said in his mind, 'Please let me look like you.'
"Hello there, little one, You're as handsome as me,your name will be Tang Liyun" the emperor said smilingly.
The baby hearing the name looked at the Emperor with slightly narrowed eyes, 'Seriously, man?'
"He looks like he wants to say something to me," the emperor said smilingly as he was interested in the baby's weird facial expression.
The baby looked at the emperor, his tiny mouth forming a thin line of disappointment. Then, as the urge to pee arose, he decided to let go, relieving himself on his new father as if to express his discontent for naming him with a whim.
A straight line directly went inside the emperor's mouth as he was happily looking at Tang Liyun, his fifth son.
"Gasp"
The whole crowd, who were looking at the Emperor, gasped in shock and then kneeled down.
[Ding!! The Peeing System has been Awakened.Congratulations on Peeing on the Tang Emperor! Reward: Ancient Imperial Blood of Tang.]
As the emperor's fury boiled and the crowd fell silent, a pink glow descended from the sky, enveloping the baby in his arms. The light pulsed softly, exuding an otherworldly warmth that was welcoming the new baby.
" T... This " Emperor was astonished as he had only heard of such phenomena.
"A true Tang has been born," the emperor smiled; he didn't even bother with the pee on his mouth anymore.
"Make an announcement to the entire empire: The Pink Blood has returned to the Imperial Family!" The emperor yelled at the kneeling guards. At his command, everybody in the room trembled, but upon hearing the news, a gleam of excitement sparkled in everyone's eyes.
The baby, on the other hand, looked at the panel in front of him, which said he had gained a reward by peeing on the emperor; he was devastated; he now understood what that voice was all about.
'I fucking got a Golden Finger with my dick.'
Baby, thinking this, fell asleep; he felt like he was too tired to deal with the bullshit; his little body, which had just been born, was too little for this.
Next time Liyun opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful titty approaching him; he instinctively opened his mouth and sucked on them.
It's not that sweet, but it's good; anything is good against that darkness. Look at her: in front of my father, she looks trash.