"Charlie Chen, you old guy. How did you get into the water so quickly?"
"I can't help it. God gave me a magic medicine!" Charlie Chen said complacently.
"Magic medicine? What magic medicine?" After hearing this, several old men couldn't help but be startled.
"A folk - recipe magic medicine!" Charlie Chen said to these old men again.
"My son asked someone to buy me magic medicine in the Dreamland, but it was useless. Is your folk - recipe magic medicine necessarily effective?" At this time, an old man said to him.
"Dreamland? Are the things in Dreamland necessarily powerful? I tell you, sometimes the things left by our ancestors are not necessarily worse than those in Dreamland. At least my folk recipe is very magical!" Charlie Chen said.
"Folk recipe? Humph, I think you've been cheated again, boy." Beside him, an old man sneered.
They had heard about this so - called folk recipe many times and had also tried it many times. They had long lost trust in it.
"Bloody folk recipe. I've long stopped believing in it. I only believe in science and technology. If traditional Chinese medicine is so great, why doesn't it treat cancer? Why doesn't it treat your urinary incontinence? I don't believe in that stuff! I'd rather eat shit than take traditional Chinese medicine!" Beside him, John Oldman couldn't help but retort.
"Yes! I used to believe in old - style Chinese medicine too. But after trying it several times while holding my nose, there was no effect at all. I've long lost faith."
"Believe it or not, it's up to you." Charlie Chen said angrily.
"Hey, Charlie Chen, don't go. They don't believe it, but I do! Come on, let me have a look. What kind of medicine is this?" Elder He rubbed his hands and said.
"All right! Let you have a look! But I must tell you, don't eat it randomly! These things are specially prepared for me. If you take them, there may be side effects. Traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes that different people need different medicines and the right medicine for the right disease."
"Come on, just bring it here quickly and let me have a look!" Elder He couldn't help but urge Charlie Chen.
"I'm telling you..."
"Why are you so wordy? Give it to me!" Elder He directly snatched the medicine from Charlie Chen's hand!
"Is this the thing?" Looking at the small black pills inside, the old man frowned.
"Don't underestimate this thing. It's amazing!" Charlie Chen said to the man proudly.
"Hey, I said, don't eat it. You can't eat it! Something bad will happen!"
Seeing Elder He putting the pills into his mouth, Charlie Chen quickly tried to stop him.
But it was too late.
Elder He didn't even care whether he had washed his hands or not and directly took out two pills and ate them.
When the other old men saw Elder He eat them, they all craned their necks, wanting to see the effect.
"What a strange taste! So weird!" The old man blinked his eyes. It was a bit sour and bitter, and he couldn't help complaining.
Seeing this situation, Charlie Chen quickly snatched the thing back from him.
This was his own medicine. Ethan had said that he wouldn't prepare another batch for him.
Now, this old guy had secretly eaten two pills.
"Elder He, aren't you afraid that there is rat poison in it? If you kick the bucket here, it has nothing to do with us." John Oldman, who had said he would rather eat shit than take traditional Chinese medicine, said to Elder He.
"I don't know if it's rat poison or not. Anyway, it has no effect! Isn't he still standing here with us right now?"
Several old men sneered at Elder He.
"I said this is the medicine prescribed for me. It won't work for you if you take it." Charlie Chen retorted there.
"Quibble. Charlie Chen, you've been completely brainwashed. You've been sold out and still counting the money for others." John Oldman said to Charlie Chen.
But just as he finished speaking.
Drip! Drip!
The sound of water drops falling rang out, and everyone couldn't help but look towards Elder He.
Splash! Splash!
Then came the splashing sound of water.
"Peeing! Peeing! Hahaha..." Elder He, who had just secretly eaten two pills, was extremely happy at this moment.
After finishing peeing!
"Comfortable! It's more comfortable than drinking twenty - year - old Moutai vintage wine!" Elder He's face was full of a blissful expression.
"Fellows! I'm leaving first! You guys take your time in here! Don't rush! Hehe..."
"Oh, by the way, John Oldman, what you just said, that you would rather eat shit than take that traditional Chinese medicine again. I've written it down."
Looking at the person who was just with them and was even more seriously ill than some of them, but now... walked out.
Several people were dumbfounded.
After a while, a creepy scream came from the toilet.
"Charlie Chen! Come back."
"Charlie Chen! Come back."
"Charlie Chen, big brother! Come back."
"What are you doing? Calling my soul? I'm not dead yet!" Charlie Chen replied angrily.
"I want to see your medicine and study it." Howard Oldman said.
"No way! Elder He, that old guy, has already taken two away from me. It was already not enough, and now there is no extra. None of you should even think about it!" Charlie Chen directly covered the pills tightly, fearing that they would be tricked away again.
"I say, Charlie Chen, is it necessary? It's just a few lousy pills." An old man said a little angrily.
"Yes, it's just a few lousy pills. Why do you have to ask me for them?" Charlie Chen said a little angrily.
"Besides, I just said that this is specially configured for my illness. You will have side effects if you take it." Charlie Chen said.
He remembered Ethan's words clearly. Every medicine has its toxicity, and he didn't dare to let these guys eat it randomly. If something really happened, wouldn't he be doing a bad deed with good intentions?
"Nonsense! You're just stingy! Elder He has already taken it, and nothing happened at all! I tell you, Charlie Chen, if you don't let me take these pills today, we'll break off our friendship! In the future, don't even think about selling your junk through my channels!" Howard Oldman threatened Charlie Chen.
"Me too! We'll break off our friendship too! If you don't give me those pills, when I go back later, I'll let my son investigate you! Say you hire child labor!" John Oldman also said.
"Nonsense! That's an apprentice! Not a child laborer!"
"I don't care. Anyway, it's unqualified. I'll make you suspend business for rectification!" Retired John Oldman threatened Charlie Chen.
Hearing these words and looking at Elder He, who had just taken the pills and was fine, Charlie Chen's heart wavered.
He could see that if he didn't let these guys pee smoothly today, he would definitely be in for a hard time.
"I must tell you that I got this stuff with great difficulty, and it was specially configured for me. If you have any problems after taking it, don't blame me!" Charlie Chen said again.
"You're the one with the most nonsense. Just bring it here quickly!" Howard Oldman said.
Then he snatched the bottle of medicine at once.
Then he swallowed two pills first.
The others did the same.
After about three minutes.
Howard Oldman, who had taken the medicine first, shouted.
"Peeing! Peeing!"
"Ah! Comfortable!"
"Pee - pee! It hasn't been this smooth for a long time!"
"Damn it! Magic medicine!"
After a while, these guys came out satisfied, holding their trousers.