HONK
HONK
SCREECH
CRASH
"Ah!" Max yelped as he jolted awake; he had just had a scary dream; in it, he was killed by truck-kun.
"Damn, no matter how much I was into isekai novels, isn't it too much!?" he mumbled to himself as he massaged his forehead, "Who would dream of getting killed by a truck?"
He then extended his hand to the side, searching for his phone. 'What is this…?' he mumbled in wonder as he felt something different.
First of all, he couldn't find his phone. That thing was practically an extension of him!
Second thing, the bed he was on felt much softer than his.
Mac frowned as he looked to the side, but his eyes widened when he realised, 'This isn't my room!'
The room he was currently in was luxurious, unlike his shabby place that was on the verge of burying him with it.
'Where am I?' he wondered as he got out of bed and stood up.
'What the…?' he mumbled as he felt he was taller. He looked down at his body in confusion only to yell in shock, "What the fuck!? What is happening!?"
BADUMP BADUMP
His breathing became ragged while his heart thumped against his chest; he wasn't in his own body.
'W-Wait…' Max's eyes widened in surprise as realisation dawned upon him. He had read too many web novels and rotted his brain too much to not recognise what happened.
"I-I transmigrated!" he muttered in disbelief. A smile bloomed on his face as he muttered once again, "I transmigrated!"
"Hahaha, I transmigrated! That wasn't a dream! Hahaha, truck-kun, if I find you, I will kiss your feet! Hahaha!"
Max kept laughing for a few minutes before he calmed himself down and sat back on the bed.
"Hmm, according to the usual trope, I should now get a system right?" he exclaimed to himself, his eyes gleaming with excitement as he barely contained his giddiness.
"I wonder what system I would get? I wish it to be a harem system; hehe, I will take all the women to myself!"
Max started mumbling to himself while a stupid smile lingered on his face as he imagined swimming in a pool of naked women.
His body shivered in anticipation with that thought, "I can't wait!" he said as he clenched his fist.
His eyes flickered with excitement while he tightened his jaw. "I should say it, right? I should say those magical words!"
He stood up from the bed, his back straight as a pole while his hands rubbed each other, "Open status!"
His eyes shone with anticipation as he waited for his cheat, a cheat that would help him conquer, beau- *Ahem* conquer the world.
But,
'What happened?' Max muttered inwardly as no cheat appeared, 'Did I say the wrong word?' He mused.
Narrowing his eyes as he looked at the space in front of him, "System open!"
Still nothing.
"Open the screen!"
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"Abracadabra!"
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"Come forth, my cheat!"
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"Please, system, sniff, I am just a lowly orphan!"
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No matter what he tried, nothing showed up!
THUD
He fell on the bed with a thud, his body feeling weak while all colour drained from his face.
GRIT
He gritted his teeth as anger surged from within him, "You motherfucker! Why the fuck did you transmigrate me if you didn't give me my fucking system!?"
Max continued cursing, blaming truck-kun. But as he was cursing, a golden screen materialised in front of him.
[Initialising the system….]
Max's eyes widened in shock; he stopped his cursing as he stood up on his feet. "Haha, I have my own cheat! Haha, I knew you wouldn't do me bad, truck-kun, I never doubted you!!" Max waited with eagerness as the text on the screen changed.
[0%]
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[5%]
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[15%]
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[40%]
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[73%]
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[97%]
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[System Booted!]
[The monk system welcomes the host; we shall tread the path of enlightenment and abstain from any worldly desires, Amithaba!]
".....WHAT!!?"