Some random people were cuming to our house today. When they arrived, my mother started yapping like always. I was quiet and she wasn't. Can't think of what to write now uhhhhh.
"Ayanokoji got scared of a cat and couldn't take a shit."
"Hahahahaha"
" Oh! And yesterday, he got shot in the ass, but said nothing"
"Hahahaha"
" Last night he got scared of an ant!"
"Hahahah"
This show continued for hours. My mother kept yapping nonsense which never happened. And of course, all the guests believed this shit.
69 April,42069....
I was going to a shop when suddenly a guy tried to snatch my pookie. I dodged and hit him with a saber plushy (don't ask me what saber plushy is)
"Kid!you're tough"
"I am sigma licky rizzler gyatt"
"Eh!? What did you just sa-"
Just when he was about to finish his sentence, I unleashed my final killer move: 'The Skibidi Inside me'. Suddenly, heavens crumbled and skies roared,
BANNNGGGGGGG!!!!!
With a loud explosion, the skibidi inside me came out. It destroyed everything in its path. Just after few breaths of time, our entire milky way galaxy had already been destroyed. The heavenly court dispatched several warriors to capture my skibidi but to no avail.
5 million years later.....
I was alone. There was no one with me. I was totally alone in this vast universe. Everything had already been destroyed by my skibidi. The skibidi inside me was a monster, it was a beast! It had no mercy. It killed everything in the entire universe. Not only that, the skibidi had now entered the Universe -501. Uptill now, it had destroyed trillions and trillions of living beings. My Universe-01 had nothing in it now. It was completely empty. I looked around and I found nothing. Looking at this vast empty universe I recited a poem as all the memories of my 5 million years of life flashed through my mind. All the events with small details, but in reality, only a breath of moment had passed:
"A true racist has no race.
He's black when hating on a cracker.
White when hating on niggers.
Indian when hating on sand niggers.
Arab when hating on curry munchers and all the other combinations including every race and culture.
This is true enlightenment"