"We are all actors on this stage, called life."
Or something, I can't really remember what it was all about but I know one thing for sure, William Shakespeare, when writing his works should have definitely or atleast think about how his literature would be interpreted by modern scholars.
Well, to be honest I am not here to rant about how William Shakespeare made me fail my high school literature class but it doesn't matter now, for the time that passed does not return.
Oh, I guess I haven't introduced myself. Let's try to shake hands through this virtual screen first.
*Touch*
*Poke poke*
*Argggggghhh*
Bloody hell! this screen's tough. Well so long for handshake. So let's start,
My name is Aestrea.
I am the
[God of this world].
Now gentleman and ladies, you must be thinking what is a god doing like me doing here in this abyss? But I am sure that would be the least of your worry now.
And yes, simply to say, I am not technically a god but someone simply choosen for the sake of narration.
So, as you would have already guessed it, I am [The narrator] and this diary is the only proof in the whole observable universe that I and humanity existed.
Oh and along with humanity, there was another thing that made the greatest impact on this universe -
Sandwiches.
I don't think life would be what it is without sandwiches. They are one of the greatest culinary discoveries ever made.
I could even sacrifice the whole world if I could eat the greatest sandwich ever made.
Well not that it exist anymore.
"What!? Humanity doesn't exist anymore? Why?"
'Why doesn't humanity exist anymore you ask?
Well, to be specific there are certain reasons,
First, would be the conflict between resources.
Second, would be greediness in their nature.
Third, would be will to never give up or as I call it 'stubborness.'
It doesn't matter now since neither of those things exists now. So now, next question please!'
"What's your age?"
Hoho, glad you asked, this millenia i think I'll be turning 305.2 billion lightyears old.
So much time has passed since the extinction of humanity.
If those scitinist who said that cycle of universe repeats itself, i am sure they would be pissed to find out that the universe is not a cycle but a Sandwich!'
"Wait! Universe's a sandwich!?"
'Yes! It is indeed a sandwich. I mean think logically why it would not be a sandwich?
We have stuffing of brightly coloured cosmos expanding beyond our knowledge which is enveloped by dark bread of cosmos from all the direction. Isn't that same as a sandwich?'
"Well, I guess it seems to be a bit correct now that I think about it."
'Ofcourse it's correct because the information provided by [The supreme God Astrea] is always updated and to the point. Nobody is better at gathering information than myself. Do you understand. Hahah-'
Wait. You?
'Who the hell are you?'
"What? Did you notice just now?"
Who is this young human sitting besides me in nothing but shorts?
But main question should be HOW is he even sitting besides me when humanity doesn't exist anymore?
C'mon Astrea. Don't freak out. It's just a normal human kid.
'So, who are you here when humanity is extinct and not even showing a sign of return?'
"I am just wanderer who happened to be here."
'yeah no. No normal wanderer happened to be here.'
"Trust me if you want to. I ain't here to play"
'Than what are you doing here?'
"I told you I am just a wanderer."
This guy probably got some lose screws. He's not even making any sense! I guess I need to play along for now.
'So, now that we met. Tell me your name.'
"Oh me! I am [GKHP_3005143] or you can call me Gerrard."
'[GKHP-3005143]?, what's that?'
"Can't remember. It's been so long since I forgot my origin."
'Then why do you remember your name?'