[Returner Fantasy]
[Trud's smartphone messages]
Trud: We're going to Jess's internship trip tomorrow. We're leaving at midnight to be there before sunrise so don't be faqing late.
Herry: Whatever you say, big boss.
Herni: Are we bringing the meds, big boss?
Trud: Don't forget those like what happened today. I'm gonna fuck my girlfriend tomorrow even if she likes it or not.
Henry: Then I'm gonna bring enough for three.
Henri: Let's get them all high and fuck them.
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Things have changed from what Jeff remembers in his past before his regression.
In his past, Jeff didn't notice Jess showing any signs of being not herself. She might have started to act awkward after the first day of their internship trip but it wasn't like she was high or on med.
But right now, Trud is planning to drug Jess just so he can have sex with her. And that's something Jeff considers unforgivable.
"That shit bastard is gonna wish he's dead tomorrow."
"Shit bastard?"
"Who?..."
"Jess's shit boyfriend. Help me beat him up tomorrow morning when he arrives here."
"We understand where you're getting at."
"But we can't get into a fight without proper reason."
Jeff can't explain to his friends, Kris and Marc, how he was able to learn about Trud's plan. He's asking for help from them, yet what he can only explain is what he wants to do, not the reason behind it.
Even if Jeff has authority as the 2027 Ironrod Champion as he proclaimed. The reason to mobilize the Ironrod Legion, which Kris and Marc are part of, still needs to be judged by both of them to see if it is indeed worthy of their pledge.
"You want reason?... Fine! It's to save the girl I love!"
"But aren't you supposed to be in love with Veena? In fact, why are you making a move on Jess..."
"Shut up for a minute, Marc, and listen to Jeff."
Veena is Jeff's high school classmate and his first love.
Kris and Marc are aware of Jeff's feelings for Veena, and he can't deny that as Jeff was the one who admitted it to his friends during their high school years.
However, Jeff didn't need to deny anything. After all, he already committed himself to having his childhood friend, Jess, and his first love, Veena, for himself.
"I love them both!"
"You faq bastard! You're just aiming for a harem!"
"Give back my sympathy for you, Jeff!"
"Shut up and listen you two! If I don't do anything about that shit bastard tomorrow, then he's going to lay his disgusting hands on Jess!"
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The next morning, right before sunrise, Jeff, along with Kris and Marc, are already waiting for their target at the hotel parking lot.
Kris and Marc have agreed with Jeff's ridiculous plan. It's so ridiculous that even the two of them won't think of doing it on their own. But since there are three of them, then so be it.
With the things they have bought at the nearest convenience store, things that they have on their own, and what they have found inside their bus service, Jeff, Kris, and Marc prepare themselves at Jeff's signal upon seeing Trud's car arriving at the hotel parking lot.
Trud, along with Henry and Henri, arrived at the location of Jess's internship trip, at the parking lot in front of the hotel where she was staying.
It is still before sunrise, so the people taking a walk waiting for the sun to rise in just a few minutes are all at the beach, which is on the opposite side of the parking lot.
Therefore there are no individuals aimlessly walking around the hotel parking lot.
Except for three topless dudes wearing only a pair of black trunks and an improvised mask using their black shirts, who swiftly surrounded Trud's BMW luxury car at the place where he parked.
"What the faq..."
...BAMMM!!!...
Before Trud, Henry, and Henri can process in their minds what is happening, the masked topless dude in front of their car, who is actually Jeff, smashes the front of Trud's car with a sledgehammer.
Followed by Kris on the left side, who smashed the car doors levers with a fireman axe, and Marc on the right side, who does the same using a metal baseball bat.
Jeff, Kris, and Marc's weapons are things they have found inside their bus service. It's for an emergency that their instructor, Robby-Sensei, has prepared in case something ridiculous like being attacked by zombies happened during their internship trip.
By smashing the car doors levers, Trud, Henry, and Henri were trapped inside the car.
Trud tries to start his car so they can run away from the group of crazy masked topless dudes. But before he can start the engine, Trud sees what the crazy masked topless dude did in front of his car.
Jeff, who broke the engine hood of the car, poured a bottle of gasoline that he had bought at the convenience store.
Trud immediately recognized that it was gasoline, and his hands trembled upon seeing a lighter ignited in front of them.
"Faqing bastard!"
After regaining a bit of courage to fight back, Trud moves to get the pistol that he's hiding behind the driver's seat and points it to shoot the crazy masked topless dude in front of him.
...Stop, big boss!!...
But Henry and Henri immediately stop him. Not because they are afraid of being part of a murder but rather because they don't want to die as well.
Jeff, Kris, and Marc have anticipated that Trud at least has a gun with him. That's why they planned to create a situation where Trud won't be able to use it.
That situation is what Henry and Henri are looking at right now.
Kris, with the fireman axe, has bashed open the gas cover of Trud's car and is threatening to put the ignited lighter his holding inside the gas tank if Trud doesn't drop his gun.
They would be burned alive without a fight. Or so Henry and Henri thought. Even Trud realizes it as he drops his gun.
Seeing Trud without any weapon at hand, Jeff moves to the left side of the car and breaks the window with the sledgehammer. He then grabbed Trud and pulled him out of the car.
...Thud!...
"Argh!..."
Jeff tossed Trud off the concrete ground and gave his sledgehammer to Kris to challenge Trud to a fistfight.
"You're gonna pay for what you did, bastard!"
Trud gets back on his feet and ready his stance. He is confident in his strength and fighting skills even though his opponent is much bigger than him.
"You should have kept that sledgehammer with you, idiot!"
Of course, Jeff knows that he would have an advantage in a fight against an unarmed opponent if he had a weapon. However, he won't feel satisfied unless he beats Trud with his bare hand.
Besides, Jeff didn't say that it would be a fair fight.
As Trud charged straight to him, Jeff went for a kick straight to Trud's pathetic balls.
...Argh, big boss!!...
Henry and Henri remain inside the car while watching Trud squirming kneeling on the ground with both of his hands on his broken eggs.
They wanted to help Trud, but they refused to get beat up without knowing how much Trud would pay each of them.
"Bastard..."
As Trud remained kneeling on the ground, Jeff grabbed his head and slammed his face into the door of the car.
...BAMMM!!!...
"ARGH!..."
Jeff and Marc continue kicking Trud, who's down on the ground, while Kris remains threatening Henry and Henri that he will burn the car if they even try to get out.
When Trud is about to burst out crying due to pain, that's when the police car arrive at the hotel parking lot, heading to their location.
Jeff, Kris, and Marc immediately make their escape while Henry and Henri get out of the car to call the attention of the police.
Two police officers came out of the car and approached Henry and Henri. However, instead of helping and asking them what happened, the two police officers handcuffed them and restrained them in the car while checking their pockets.
"This one has the drugs, Senpai!"
"I see... You three are under arrest for possession of illegal sex drugs."
...What the FAQ?!!...
"You three have the right to..."
"Get fuck up inside the jail."