Shaking his head in exasperation, Cassius accepted the pen. Then he wrote his full name at the bottom of the contract in a refined cursive style.
Once he finished writing his signature, Bella wasted no time; she yanked at her hair and beard. "It's me—Bella!!" she haughtily exclaimed. "You didn't see this coming, did you, my love??"
Cassius blankly stared at her, truly wondering if there was something seriously messed up within her brain. Though, considering how badly she seemed to want this moment, he feigned surprise with an oh-so-shocked expression.
"How could this be…?" he said lazily. "How could the old street vendor be Bella…? What sorcery…"
"Fufu~" Bella giggled victoriously while happily swinging back and forth. "I knew you'd fall for my impeccable disguise! And now you're stuck with me forever—as my husband! We should begin the Vampiric Ritual Ceremony right away—"
"You know that part of the contract wasn't official, right?"
