Loke 's disease has captured the glorious kingdom. This kingdom has been attacked by various diseases before, but they have never encountered such a dangerous and insidious disease.
This disease changed the way people thought and behaved. They started speaking in a quiet, calm voice, their eyes became dull, and a strange smile appeared on their faces. Women stopped sleeping with their husbands and declared them rapists if they touched them or kissed them without permission. They were forbidden to come closer than 2 meters. They became very touchy and said that they cared about the feelings of others and wanted everyone to live in peace, they perceived any joke as an insult, they perceived art as a waste of time and a lie, and declared fights without rules a cruel crime. When men fell ill, the symptoms were the same. When the first such incidents began to appear in the kingdom, no one attached any serious significance to this, everyone thought that it was all temporary. But when the King fell ill, it was too late.
New laws were introduced
Bothels were banned. Fights without rules were banned. Humor was banned. Alcohol was banned. Making up imaginary stories and slandering were banned. For 1 careless word you could go to prison for 1 year. That is why people practically stopped talking and now people's speech began to resemble
How are you? Good. Sell some bread. There is no bread...
The world lost its colors and was heading towards decline.
Only the desperate gathered and talked about these topics, our hero was a glorious Blacksmith, his name was Glamy, he worked all his life to enjoy life, drink, swear, joke, and fulfill his brother's wishes. Glamy raised his younger brother as his son, because he never saw his father and their mother died during childbirth. The younger brother died at the age of 13 from the plague, not having time to use a woman's body, and at the end he wished that his brother would live life for both of them. Glamy actively was trying to fulfill desires of his dead brother until the plague spread throughout the kingdom. In his notebook of sex there were already about 30 types, but there were still so many uninvestigated types ...
On the walls of the bar, Glamy and Durz saw angry graffiti. Some unknown gentleman. Durz was a cat, an old friend of Glamy.
"I have money but now there is nothing to do in your bar, you can't touch girls, and you can't come closer than 2 meters either. They don't even tell any stories in the bar anymore, there are no fights, and you can't drink anything anymore, only the name of the bar remains. And almost all the comedians were jailed. Even the succubus of this plague changed and stopped having sex, it's as if you all went crazy. Now even my favorite brothel workers, instead of working at their noble job and bringing joy to ordinary people, constantly talk to the king and his advisers about new laws and regulating the lives of citizens so that they live a safer and more fulfilling life."
Did you hear Durz they want to make our life more fulfilling and safer
Durz, Yes, I am in shock myself from everything what is happening. After all, I was declared a dangerous element of society and was forbidden access to women, and all because of my physiology, but what can I do, nature created me this way.
The praying mantis approaches two gentlemen.
You're also unhappy with how things turned out, said Mantis.
Durz and Glamy keep quiet, fearing that it is the guards.
My name is Ungol, I will not report to the authorities, don't worry.
Durz and Glamy didn't believe Ungol and started to leave the bar, not wanting to get into trouble.
But Ungol stopped them and asked them to listen to him first and then if they wanted, he could leave.
Not wanting to, but still Durz and Glamy stopped
I was deprived of the goal of my whole life to die after sexual intercourse because females of my sex were declared unfit and forbidden to mate (he said this with tears in his eyes). From the very birth I felt some emptiness in life. After a certain time, my ancestors began to come to me and tell me what a joy it is to die during sexual intercourse with a female. My father told me.
Son, these 10 hours were the best in my life, this is why it is worth living, this is why we were all born into this world, your mother is an angel, and when she started to eat me, my joy knew no bounds...
Durz and Glamy 's jaws dropped, and they almost threw up...
How can we bring back glory days. Do you have any plans? Asked by Ungol
Glamy said well we already caught one zombie it seems she also had Loke`s. She constantly talked about tolerance and safety and about the need to respect other feelings. We tortured her for a long time, cut her arms legs neck chopped off fingers...
But the effect was not quite what we would have wanted: instead of giving us information, she constantly moaned from pleasure and said that we were violating her rights.
During the torture and her groans, she screamed how she would hand us over to the guards and that we would be thrown into prison forever.
Ungol began to tell them that an old sorceress who lives in the castle can help them. After all, it was she who last time sold the king potions to save the kingdom.
The old rogue swore Glamy, but he told everyone that he himself created the Potions for healing people, and everyone later loved him for it.
And what does this Sorceress want in return? Ungol said she wants sex...
Durz and Glamy almost threw up.
Ungol said Well don't worry she's pretty enough, if I were a different species I would do it myself...
Durz said "well you had to say it from the beginning, okay then I'll take on this glorious mission..."
Why not me? Glamy was indignant.
Durz "because I was the first to take the initiative."
"Damn you," Glamy swore. "Okay, but next time I'll be first."
After that they went to the Witch.
When she opened the door to her big black castle, and they saw her. Glamy started laughing and Durz abruptly closed the door. He rolled up his sleeves, lifted Ungolа and threateningly brought his claws like sharp knives to his thin neck.
Ungol started asking "why are you angry i brought you straight to the witch." Durz started yelling at him why?!!!! You said she was beautiful, you...
All this time, Glamy, having fallen, laughed, imagining what Durz would have to endure for the sake of information.
She looks like she's 200 years old, how can she even walk? Did you see how she smiled?
Durz, having let Ungol go, Glamy, "maybe you can do it instead of me."
Glamy replied" no bro you were so eager I won't bother you and spoil your pleasure." Glamy said pinching Durz on the cheek.
Durz cursed angrily and walked back towards the directions in the kingdom.
Glamy started to say," well, wait. Come on, it's not that bad."
"Not so bad," Durz said, "well if it's not so bad, figure it out yourself."
After 5 minutes of persuasion, Durz was brought back and agreed to the heroic act.
After some time, he came out of the castle, curled up into a fetal position and started crying.
A contented old witch came out with a long cigarette in her mouth and said that she was ready to help them.
Glamy and Ungol were happy but then she said that she didn't have a potion that could cure them. But if you bring me a sick person maybe I can help you. She also heard from her crows that in the kingdom before the Loke 's epidemic hit, a strange fat woman appeared. She had no eyebrows and the hair from under her arms was so big that she used it as a fur coat.