"Oh yeah...."
Xin froze on her spot as she remembered her transgression.
Her ears and face turned a shade of red, as she scratched the back of her hair and let out sheepish grin while bowing from her waist.
"Uh... I'm really, really sorry Mr noodle guy. I thought you were one of those crazy fans of mine and ..."
She continued to ramble on and on, while Shen took a glance over his condition.
This woman was powerful...
He was defeated in less than a second, and had his hands and legs mangled from the impact of her attacks. He was literally in so much pain that he did not feel any pain at all.
'So strong...'
If this were to be a web novel, then this jade beauty would most definitely be the female lead.
By the time he refocused his attention on Xin, she was already done with her apologies and simply stood there looking miserable.
Xin, however, had a deep frown over her face for other reasons.
'His sāi reserves are so shallow that this attack is supposed to be life threatening for him.
How did he even manage to survive?'
She had not really wished to kill him at the time, only to permanently maim him or something.
However, his sāi reserves were far lower than that of an early Rank 1 cultivator of the first stage of the lower mortal realm and his survival chances were rather slim.
If she didn't do something, then he would die since her foreign sāi had already invaded his body and was most probably destroying his soul.
'The only way left would be to withdraw that leftover sāi.'
Xin Chun blushed even deeper and her skin became tomato red as she covered her face with her pretty pink hand fan.
"We shall have to drain my sāi from your body through a dantian to dantian transfer."
Shen's ears perked up at the last four words.
What dantian was she talking about exactly?
He knew a bit about spiritual anatomy, and connecting dantians could get really... physical.
The saliva in his throat dried up as he stared at her with widened eyes.
He was still unable to move at all so he could only ask with a trembling voice...
"What dantians?"
Shen felt a bit reluctant.
It was not that he did not want it though, who wouldn't want to be touched with someone who would be classified as a few realms above the top class jade beauties he had read about in any chinese novel?
But he already had a girlfriend, and it would be kind of wrong if-
'Fuck Fei and forget about the money, this is worth far more!!!'
His male mind apparently thought otherwise, so he had no opposition.
Xin bowed once again as she spoke
"I am deeply sorry, but I thought that you were a crazy fan, you see, and I had hit you with an Invading sāi attack.
I didn't know that you would be so weak that it would become life threatening, but it turns out that my sāi is too strong and is most probably absorbing your soul at this very moment.
There isn't a healer in sight, and the only other way to remove my sāi would be through dual cultivation. My chi energy would mix with the Yang energy you would release into me during the process and would then be expelled from your body, but I'm sorry that I can't lose my virginity for a dumb mistake, so I shall have to place my forehead on your navel in order to remove my sāi from your body."
Then she blushed so deeply that her skin was now a shade of deep crimson.
She did not really know why she was doing this though.
If it were anyone else, she would have called a healer and not cared less where the person was still alive by the time they arrived.
For her, the young noodle guy just had a certain mystical pull.
'Almost like he's from another dimension entirely'
She knew that she was responsible for the pitiful state he was currently in, all because she had acted rashly.
With crimson red ears, Xin gently leaned forward a bit and her forehead was glowing with a golden hue. Shen's eyes grew really, really wide, only for a bald man to run into the scene.
"Xin sister! I'm so glad that I finally found you. The sect head wishes to see you, and summons your presence instantly!"
'Curses!!!'
Shen screamed in his mind.
Why did the dumb dude have to appear now of all times?
WHY NOW?!
Xin Chun froze as she alternated her gaze between the bald guy and Kai a few times...
She was currently kneeling over a sprawled out guy, with her head over his waist like she was about to give a blowjob.
"Uh, Zhang brother... It's, uh, not what you think.."
Zhang rolled his eyes.
"Who cares if you decide to follow in Minxia sister's footsteps, Lord Feng summons you!!!"
"Alright, I'm going..."
Xin stood up and picked up her pretty pink hand fan.
"Hey, Zhang brother, would you please heal this man for me? We had a little... um how do I put this... let's just call it a misunderstanding of sorts."
"No problem, just hurry."
The bald man called Zhang sighed and made his way towards Shen as Xin virtually moved so fast in the direction of a magnificent pagoda far in the distance that she left several afterimages.
***
"That woman is strong..."
Shen found himself slowly walking back to his noodle shack in disappointment. No, it wasn't the incident that was about to transpire with Xin before the Zhang guy showed up that disappointed him, instead it was the lack of his own special cheat.
"Come on! I'm the transmigrator here!! Where is my own magic pendant or ancient teacher at?
Heck, I'd even manage with a system..."
Then he realized what he had just said to himself. What blasphemy was he spewing?!
How in the world could he call receiving a system 'managing'?
A system was the best tool he could possibly receive, and was the overall fastest way to grow stronger!
Correcting himself, Shen coughed.
"...Where the hell is my own system at, I mean."
***
Xin could very easily be called a genius of her time. At the mere age of eighty seasons, she was already a peak Rank 1 cultivator of the second stage of the lower mortal tier. In the whole continent, she was one of the top ten strongest cultivators having passed through the early, mid and late sections of the Rank 1, through to 9 under the first stage of the mortal tier, and yet, she herself was mystified by the strange otherworldly sensation that she felt while being in close proximity with the noodle boy.
It was especially very strange.
The sixth sense that all vastly powerful people had for recognising other vastly powerful people was currently tingling for Xin towards the noodle boy, even though he was infinitely weak.
Sighing, she crashed on her bed with a groan.
"What a strange day."