The Druid's Gamer Grimoire: Reincarnation into the Celtic Realms

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Chapter 1 - Unexpected Arrival

"Well, this sucks," Bran thought, sprawled beneath a canopy of vibrant green leaves. Sunlight dappled through the branches like golden coins, painting the forest floor with an ethereal glow. The soft bed of moss and ferns beneath him was a stark contrast to the cold pavement he should have been lying on. Birdsong filled the air, a sweet melody that did little to soothe his troubled mind.

Way to go, Bran, he muttered to himself, his voice barely a whisper. You managed to get yourself killed before even graduating high school. And on a Tuesday, no less. What a fitting end for a guy whose life was basically a low-budget comedy anime.

A bitter laugh escaped his lips, echoing through the serene forest. He'd always been the kind of person who stumbled into trouble, the one who tripped over his own feet even when standing still. But this? This was a new level of idiocy. Guess I finally hit the 'Game Over' screen for real, he thought with a dark chuckle.

The memory of that morning flashed before his eyes, a vivid snapshot of his final moments.

* "Yo, Mom!" *Bran's voice had echoed down the stairs, a hint of teenage angst in his tone…

* "Yes, dear?" his mother called back from the kitchen below.

* "Can I skip school today? I'm not feeling great." *He coughed for dramatic effect, even though he felt perfectly fine.

* "Don't even think about it," his mother retorted, her tone firm but laced with amusement. "You've got that big presentation today, remember?"

Bran groaned inwardly, the familiar pang of regret twisting in his gut. He'd forgotten all about the presentation. It was for his AP Biology class, and he'd spent the last few nights slaving over it, fueled by caffeine and a desperate desire to avoid the dreaded 'F' of failure.

* "Fine," he grumbled, pulling on his hoodie and grabbing his backpack. "But I'm blaming you if I bomb it."

* He heard his mother's chuckle as he clomped down the stairs.*

Their two-story house, nestled in a quiet suburban neighborhood, was a familiar comfort. The scent of coffee brewing and the rhythmic hum of the refrigerator filled the air, a reassuring symphony of domesticity that Bran now realized he'd taken for granted.

Bran, a lanky seventeen-year-old with tousled brown hair and inquisitive eyes, was a blend of contradictions: intelligent yet impulsive, ambitious yet prone to procrastination. Despite his academic potential, he often found himself drawn to the allure of video games and late-night anime marathons. But today, duty called. With a sigh of resignation, he grabbed a bagel from the counter and headed out the door, steeling himself for another day of high school drudgery.

Bran stepped out into the crisp morning air, the scent of freshly mown grass tickling his nose. Across the street, Susie was waiting, her backpack slung over one shoulder, her blonde ponytail swaying as she scrolled through her phone.

* "Hey, sleepyhead," she greeted him with a smirk. "Almost missed the bus to nerd school."

* Bran grinned, feigning offense. "Hey, my anime knowledge is way more practical than your obsession with celebrity gossip."

* Susie rolled her eyes, but a smile tugged at her lips. "Oh please, like knowing the difference between a tsundere and a yandere is gonna help you ace that physics test."

* "You never know," Bran retorted, nudging her playfully. "Maybe the laws of thermodynamics are secretly governed by anime logic."

Susie chuckled, shaking her head. "You're hopeless, Bran. But that's why I love you." She paused, her smile softening. "So, what anime are we binge-watching tonight?"

Bran's eyes lit up. "I was thinking we could start 'Demon Slayer.' It's got awesome action, cool characters, and a killer soundtrack."

"Sounds good to me," Susie agreed, falling into step beside him as they headed towards the school. "Just promise me you won't try to explain the physics of sword fighting to me."

Bran laughed, slinging an arm around her shoulders. "Deal. But don't blame me if you start seeing demon slayers in your dreams."

They walked in comfortable silence for a moment before Susie piped up, "You know, I've been thinking about our conversation last night."

"Oh yeah?" Bran raised an eyebrow. "What about it?"

"Well," Susie began, "I was wondering about your theory of isekai anime. You know, the ones where the main character gets reincarnated into another world."

"Yeah?" Bran prompted.

"Do you think it's more interesting when the character starts out super powerful, like Saitama in 'One Punch Man,' or when they have to work their way up, like Rimuru in 'That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime'?"

Bran pondered for a moment, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "I think both have their merits. Starting out overpowered can be fun for the wish-fulfillment aspect, but it can also get boring if there's no real challenge. On the other hand, watching a character struggle and grow can be really satisfying, but it can also get frustrating if they're constantly getting their butt kicked."

Susie nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I see what you mean. I guess the best ones strike a balance between the two."

"Exactly," Bran agreed. "A little bit of power fantasy mixed with some good old-fashioned hard work and determination. That's what makes a great isekai."

Little did he know, he was about to experience his own isekai adventure, Bran thought with a wry smile, the memory fading as the forest sounds enveloped him once more. Though I doubt it'll be as exciting as any anime. Probably more like that one time I got stuck in a tutorial level for three hours.

The familiar school bell's shrill tone jolted Bran back to reality. He and Susie reached the school gates, a sea of students surging past them, a chaotic symphony of chatter and laughter. The sight filled him with a strange sense of detachment, like he was an outsider observing a world he no longer belonged to.

But that was a story for later, he reminded himself, pushing those thoughts aside. Right now, he had to face the music – or rather, the monotonous drone of his AP Biology teacher.

The school day blurred by in a haze of boredom and impending doom, like a filler episode in an otherwise epic anime. Bran barely registered the drone of his teachers' voices or the scribbling of his classmates' pens. His mind was consumed by the looming presentation, the dread of failure casting a shadow over every moment.

"So," Susie began, her voice thoughtful as they strolled along the sidewalk, "we never really settled that isekai debate. You know, the whole overpowered versus underdog thing."

Bran chuckled. "Oh, so you're still pondering the existential questions of anime protagonists?"

Susie playfully nudged him with her elbow. "Hey, it's important! It's like the foundation of a good story, you know? Do you want your hero to be a god from the get-go, or do you want to see them struggle and earn their power?"

Bran nodded, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "I get it. And honestly, I still think both approaches can work. But..." He paused, a sly grin spreading across his face. "I have a theory."

"Oh no," Susie groaned, a playful smile on her lips. "Not another one of your crazy theories."

"Hear me out," Bran insisted. "I think the best isekai stories are the ones where the protagonist has potential for greatness, but they have to overcome obstacles and challenges to reach it. It's like a coming-of-age story, but with magic and monsters."

Susie nodded slowly, her eyes fixed on the sidewalk ahead. "Yeah, I can see that. It's more relatable, I guess. Like, we all start out as underdogs in life, right? We have to work hard and overcome challenges to achieve our goals."

Bran nodded in agreement. "Exactly! And it's more satisfying to see a character earn their power, rather than just being handed it on a silver platter."

They continued their conversation, their voices a harmonious blend against the backdrop of the quiet suburban streets. But as they crossed the street, a flash of movement caught Bran's eye.

A little girl, no more than six or seven, darted into the street, her eyes wide with panic. A car was barreling towards her, its horn blaring a desperate warning.

Without thinking, Bran lunged forward, shoving the girl out of the way. He felt a searing pain as the impact threw him into the air, his body tumbling and twisting like a ragdoll. The world became a kaleidoscope of flashing lights and screeching metal.

Then, darkness.

And now, this... this bizarre state of limbo, floating between life and death.

I'm in some kind of forest, lying on soft moss instead of cold pavement. It's beautiful, actually, with sunlight filtering through the trees and birds singing a sweet melody. But the beauty doesn't change the fact that I'm dead. I died before even graduating high school, before I could experience all the things I wanted to. No college, no career, no epic adventures. Just... this.

I can't believe I'm gone. Just like that. Snuffed out by some reckless driver who couldn't be bothered to look both ways. It's so unfair, so... stupid.

Especially considering the girl was never in any danger. I remember now. The driver was already slamming on the brakes. I didn't even get to see her face before everything went black. I died for nothing. Talk about being an idiot. A heroic idiot, but an idiot nonetheless.

But hey, at least I didn't have to sit through another mind-numbing lecture about the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell. Maybe there's a silver lining to this whole death thing after all. Maybe I'll get respawned with full health and a bonus item.

A figure emerged from the trees, her form shimmering like moonlight on water. She was tall and slender, with flowing silver hair that seemed to dance with the breeze. Her eyes, a deep sapphire blue, sparkled with an otherworldly light.

"Well, well, well," she said, her voice a melodious chime. "What have we here?"

Bran scrambled to his feet, his heart beating in his chest. He had no idea who this woman was, but there was an aura of power and authority about her that demanded respect.

"Who... who are you?" he stammered, his voice barely a whisper.

The woman smiled, a gentle curve of her lips that somehow managed to be both comforting and unsettling. "I am Danu," she said, her voice resonating with ancient power. "And you, young one, are an unexpected guest in my domain."

Bran's mind reeled. Danu? As in, the goddess of the Tuatha Dé Danann? The one from Celtic mythology? Is this some kind of crossover event I wasn't prepared for?

"But... I died," he blurted out, his confusion evident.

Danu sighed, her brow furrowing slightly. "It seems there has been a... miscalculation. Your arrival here was premature, unforeseen."

Bran's heart pounded even faster. A miscalculation? Did that mean he wasn't supposed to be dead?

"I don't understand," he confessed, his voice trembling.

Danu stepped closer, her movements fluid and graceful. "Your death was not your destiny, child. But it has disrupted the delicate balance of things. I cannot undo what has been done, but I can offer you a choice."

Bran's eyes widened. A choice? What kind of choice?

"Your physical form is... beyond repair," Danu explained gently. "Returning to your world is not an option. However, you may choose to embark on a new journey, in a different world. A world where your presence is not only expected, but desperately needed."

Bran's mind raced. A new world? Was this some kind of isekai situation? Like those anime where the main character gets reincarnated into a fantasy world? Finally, my years of anime expertise are paying off, he thought with a flicker of excitement.

"What kind of world?" he asked, his curiosity piqued.

Danu's smile widened. "That, my dear boy, is up to you. Tell me, what kind of world do you dream of?"

Bran didn't hesitate. "A world of magic," he said, his eyes shining with excitement. "A world with dragons and elves and ancient prophecies. A world where I can be a hero, a... a druid, maybe."

Danu's smile deepened. "Then so it shall be. In this new world, you will find your destiny. You will have a mentor, a wise and powerful druid named Eala, who will guide you on your path. She will teach you the ways of magic, the secrets of the natural world, and the true meaning of courage and sacrifice."

A shimmering portal opened before Bran, a swirling vortex of light and energy. Danu gestured towards it. "Step through, young one. Your new life awaits."

Bran took a deep breath, his heart beating with a mixture of fear and excitement. Time to roll the dice and see what kind of character sheet I get, he thought, stepping through the portal. The world around him dissolved into a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds.

When he opened his eyes, he found himself standing in a lush meadow, the sun warm on his skin. A woman stood before him, her eyes the same sapphire blue as Danu's. She smiled warmly, extending her hand.

"Welcome, Bran," she said. "I am Eala, and I have been expecting you."

Bran took her hand, a sense of hope and wonder filling his heart. This was his new beginning, his chance to become the hero he always dreamed of being. And he was ready to embrace it with all his might. Let's just hope there are no permadeath mechanics in this world, he thought, a nervous chuckle escaping his lips.

As the shimmering portal closed behind him, Bran found himself standing in a lush meadow in the heart of Annwn Coedwig, the scent of wildflowers tickling his nose like a gentle reminder of his grandmother's garden. The air hummed with a vibrant energy, a symphony of buzzing insects and rustling leaves that whispered secrets of an ancient world. Towering trees, their bark etched with intricate Celtic knotwork patterns, encircled the clearing, their ancient branches reaching towards a cerulean sky. A sense of peace and tranquility washed over him, a stark contrast to the chaos of moments before.

Well, this beats getting isekai'd into a volcano or a demon king's throne room, Bran thought, a wry smile tugging at his lips. At least I have a decent starting zone.

Eala, the woman with Danu's sapphire eyes, stood before him, her smile warm and welcoming. "Welcome to Annwn Coedwig, Bran," she said, her voice as soothing as the gentle breeze that tousled his hair. "This is my home, and soon, it will be yours too."

Before Bran could respond, a shadow swooped down from the sky, landing gracefully on his shoulder. It was a magnificent raven, its feathers a glossy black, its eyes gleaming like polished obsidian.

Whoa, a talking raven! Did I just get a free familiar? Bran's inner gamer was already calculating the potential benefits of this unexpected companion.

"Greetings, Bran," the raven croaked, its voice surprisingly clear and melodic. "I am Ciaradwyn, your familiar. It is an honor to serve you."

Bran stared in awe, his fingers tracing the intricate contours of Ciaradwyn's feathers. Okay, this is officially cooler than any pet I've ever had in a game.

"Fear not, Bran," Ciaradwyn continued. "As you grow in power, so shall I. We are bound together, our destinies intertwined. I will be your eyes in the sky, your ears in the wind, and your companion on this journey. Together, we will unlock the secrets of this world and fulfill your destiny."

Eala chuckled, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "It seems you have a natural affinity for magic, Bran," she remarked. "Druids rarely bond with familiars so easily. Perhaps you dabbled in witchcraft in your previous life?"

Bran's mind raced. Witchcraft? Was she referring to Lily and her Wiccan rituals? Did those late-night tarot card readings actually count as magical training? He couldn't help but grin at the thought.

Then, Danu's words echoed in his mind: "I cannot lose you again, child. This gift will protect you and guide you on your path." He remembered the surge of warmth as she touched his forehead, the feeling of power flowing into him.

"You possess a rare gift, Bran," Eala continued, her voice taking on a reverent tone. "The ability to heal from any wound, to learn any skill, to master any magic, regardless of your chosen path. This gift is your destiny, your burden, and your salvation."

Sounds like a pretty OP character build, Bran thought, a surge of excitement coursing through him. But I guess even the most powerful heroes have to start somewhere.

Eala, sensing his inner turmoil, placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder. "Come, let's not linger in the meadow. My home awaits."

She turned and led Bran towards the edge of the forest, where a colossal oak tree stood, its branches spreading wide like protective arms. As they approached, Bran noticed a hidden doorway nestled within the trunk, adorned with intricate Celtic knotwork. Eala placed her hand on the bark, and the door creaked open, revealing a cozy interior bathed in soft, golden light.

"Welcome home, Bran," Eala said, her voice filled with warmth. "This is where your new journey begins."

Eala ushered Bran into her cozy dwelling, a circular chamber carved into the heart of the ancient oak. The air was fragrant with the scent of herbs and woodsmoke, a comforting blend that reminded him of a cozy inn from a classic RPG. Soft, golden light filtered through the leafy ceiling, creating an ethereal ambiance that felt both magical and strangely inviting. It was a world away from the sterile hospital room he'd imagined his afterlife would be.

Well, this is definitely an upgrade from my old bedroom, Bran thought, taking in the rustic furnishings and the shelves lined with jars of mysterious concoctions. Feels like I've stumbled into a hidden side quest.

"Now, let's talk about your transition into this new world," Eala began, her voice gentle. "While you retain the memories and experiences of your past life, there are certain things that will change."

Bran nodded, his curiosity piqued. He'd already noticed the subtle differences in the forest, the unique names of the plants and creatures Ciaradwyn pointed out on their way to the house. It was like being dropped into a brand new expansion pack, full of undiscovered lore and hidden quests.

"The languages, customs, and even some names might be unfamiliar to you at first," Eala explained. "But your mind will adapt. You'll find that the knowledge you need will come to you intuitively, replacing the irrelevant details from your old world."

She paused, her gaze meeting Bran's. "For example, in your world, you called this planet Earth. Here, it's known as Emain Ablach, the Isle of Apples. An apple, a familiar fruit to you, remains an apple. But certain stones and herbs, once known by different names, will now hold new meanings and properties in this realm."

Bran nodded slowly, processing the information. It was like his brain was being rewired, old files replaced with new ones, leaving him with a sense of both familiarity and disorientation. Kind of like a system update, but for my entire existence, he mused. Hopefully, there's no forced tutorial this time around.

Eala smiled reassuringly. "Don't worry, Bran. It will all become clear in time. You have a remarkable gift, and with my guidance, you will master the magic of this world and fulfill your destiny."

A remarkable gift, huh? Bran echoed her words in his mind, a flicker of hope sparking within him. Maybe this isn't a game over after all. Maybe it's just the start of a new questline.

The sun began to dip below the horizon, casting long shadows across the forest floor. Eala, sensing his weariness, rose from her chair. "It's late, young one," she said, her voice soft. "We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow. You'll need your rest."

Bran nodded, a wave of exhaustion washing over him. The events of the day, the shock of his death, the journey to this new world—it was all catching up to him. He rose to his feet, his legs feeling a bit wobbly, like he'd just spent hours grinding levels in an MMO.

"Thank you, Eala," he said, his voice thick with gratitude. "For everything."

Eala smiled. "You're welcome, Bran. Now, off to bed with you."

She led him to a small, cozy room with a bed piled high with soft furs and blankets. Ciaradwyn, perched on the bedpost, watched them with intelligent eyes.

"Goodnight, Bran," Eala said, closing the door softly behind her.

Bran lay in the darkness, his mind buzzing with a thousand questions. He turned to Ciaradwyn, who had hopped onto the pillow beside him.

"Hey, Ciaradwyn," he whispered. "Can I ask you something?"

The raven tilted its head, its obsidian eyes gleaming in the moonlight. "Of course, Bran."

"What's it like... being a familiar?"

Ciaradwyn ruffled its feathers. "It is an honor to serve, to be the eyes and ears of my druid. We share a bond, a connection that transcends words. I feel your emotions, your thoughts, your very essence."

Bran shivered, both excited and a little unnerved by the idea. "That's... intense."

Ciaradwyn chuckled, a soft, throaty sound. "It is a profound connection, but also a beautiful one. We will learn and grow together, Bran. I will be your guide, your protector, your confidant. And as you become stronger, so will I."

Bran smiled, feeling a sense of comfort settle over him. "Thanks, Ciaradwyn. I think I'm going to need all the help I can get."

The raven nuzzled against his cheek. "Sleep now, Bran. Tomorrow, a new adventure awaits."

With Ciaradwyn's warmth beside him and the promise of a new beginning in this magical world, Bran finally drifted off to sleep, a peaceful smile gracing his lips.

(Author's Note: That night, Bran's dreams were a kaleidoscope of fantastical imagery, a vivid tapestry woven from his lifelong fascination with mythology and adventure. He soared through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, battling fearsome beasts with a gleaming scimitar. He stood shoulder-to-shoulder with valiant knights, their armor shining in the light of a setting sun. He conjured swirling winds and crackling lightning, channeling the raw power of nature, like a seasoned Shaman summoning the elements. He delved into ancient tombs, deciphering cryptic runes and unraveling forgotten prophecies, feeling a surge of excitement reminiscent of his favorite RPG quests. And at the heart of it all, he was no longer just a spectator, but the protagonist of his own grand adventure.)