At 80, I Survive with a System

**Chapter 1: The Cao Thief System** "Alas, life is as dull as stagnant water!" In the security booth of the residential area, an old - looking man is sighing deeply. This man is named Zhou Yi, who transmigrated here decades ago. Back then, he thought that as a transmigrator with the advantage of foreseeing the future, he could stir up some waves in this world. Even if he couldn't become a business tycoon, he could at least become a small - scale rich man. However, ideals are full, but reality is very thin. He first wanted to make a fortune in the stock market. Little did he know that the rise and fall of the stocks were completely different from what he remembered. In less than half a year, he lost everything, almost losing his last pair of decent pants. Later, he turned his attention to lottery tickets. Hey, every time he bought lottery tickets, none of the winning numbers matched the ones he picked. He spent tens of thousands of yuan but didn't even win back ten yuan. He made a lot of attempts but achieved nothing. Look at him now, already in his seventies or eighties, still single, and a pure "pure - yang virgin." In the end, he had no choice but to become a security guard in the residential area, barely making a living with free food and accommodation. As a transmigrator, he is really miserable! Thinking of this, he can't help but sigh again. "This world is completely different from where I used to live. There's no way to take advantage by relying on memories." "Ah, if only I had known back then..." "Forget it, forget it. At my age, why bother thinking about those things? I don't have many days left before I die." "I'd better enjoy the few remaining years of my old age." He just picked up his thermos cup when suddenly, a voice rang in his head. [Ding! Detected that the host has been single for 80 years. Congratulations to the host for successfully unlocking the life - extension system!] Zhou Yi was stunned at first, and then he was so excited that he almost jumped up. "It's finally here! Decades have passed, and finally, a system has come to me!" He quickly checked the details of the system. [As long as the host enhances relationships with different women, he can obtain various rewards, including lifespan!] [The host's current lifespan: 1 day remaining.] Seeing this, Zhou Yi was dumbfounded. What the hell? Enhance relationships? Are you kidding me? System, you're just playing with me! If he were young, he could give it a try. But now? Looking like an old wreck like him, who would be attracted to him? Besides, he is over eighty years old. If he really tries to enhance relationships with others, he might have a "sudden death during sexual intercourse" right on the spot. At this moment, the system's voice rang again. [Ding! The host has successfully unlocked the novice gift pack, "Old but Strong"!] [The effect of "Old but Strong": The host obtains the physical fitness of a national - level top - athlete!] As soon as the prompt sounded, Zhou Yi felt as if he had been electrified all over. He became energetic all of a sudden, with seemingly endless energy. His previously muddled brain also became much clearer, feeling like he had rejuvenated. Zhou Yi excitedly stood up on the spot and did a backflip directly, and after a 360 - degree rotation, he landed steadily. "Hey! Not bad!" Just as he was enjoying himself, Zhou Yi suddenly remembered a crucial matter. Right, what about that... He rushed into the public restroom in a hurry. After a while, he walked out with a big smile on his face. The verification result was very successful. How to describe it? It's like "A cold light arrives first, and then the spear shoots out like a dragon!" Although he still looks like an old man on the outside, his physical fitness has really returned to the peak state of his youth, or even better! However, the improvement in physical fitness did not affect his lifespan. The system shows that there is still only one day left to live. It seems that he still has to figure out a way to quickly obtain lifespan rewards. He thought about it. He often receives those special small cards, right? Maybe he should make a phone call and give it a try?