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It was late evening, and we could see the sun starting to go down, casting its bright glow onto the blessed land and forests, feeling the warmth onto two figures by a lake. We see a blond woman standing next to an unconscious man with a particular hairstyle.
?:Wake up, you bastard, we haven't begun talking yet. Say something, you idiot. BARDOCK!!!! Wake your ass up.
Bardock: I'm up. Why in the hell did you punch me and especially when I was working and had my guard down? You could have killed me.
When Bardock finally looked up at the blond face, he got nervous. He felt a strong killing intent coming from her. His body could stop shaking.
Bardock: Tsunade, what's wrong? What's going on?
Tsunade: What's happening is that you got me pregnant when you took advantage of me while drinking three weeks ago. This whole week I have been feeling tired and vomiting, craving strange foods. So I did a quick exam on myself. I found out I was pregnant and told Shizune to confirm because I didn't believe it.
Bardock quickly looked at Shizune who was standing behind Tsunade to see she was telling the truth. Shizune confirmed what Tsunade was telling him was the truth with a nob of her head. Shizune explained to Bardock what had happened when she confirmed Tsunade's pregnancy. She made a hole in the side wall of the hotel room they had been staying at by punching it and went looking for him, and she found you.
Earlier that day
Shizune: My lady Tsunade where are you going?
Tsunade: To find the bastard that knocks me up and kill him.
Shizune: Well, you know the rest of what happened, Mr. Bardock.
Bardock: Yeah, I remember now being sucker punched and sent flying across half of the town, and wait a moment, you said I took advantage of you. What the hell are you talking about? We have known each other for a couple of months now and work together on some jobs around this village. We work together while i helped building the town's clinic, and you help out the nurse and doctors and even train new ones. If I remember correctly, you started flirting with me like a hormonal schoolgirl.
Shizune: His right Lady Tsunade; he wouldn't do that for the last six months. He has always shown respect to us.
Flashback 3 weeks ago.
We see Tsunade and Shizune walking into the town bar. This the bar, for some reason, would be full, and the only seats available were at a table in the back corner of the bar. But someone would be sitting there already.
Tsunade: Hello, Bardock. Are these seats available? If they were, we would sit with you.
Bardock: Go ahead. I don't mind if you take these seats.
All three would start drinking and talking to each other.
Shizune: So, Mr. Bardock, how long have you lived in this town? We have heard from some of our patients that you are new too.
Bardock: Please call me Bardock. You don't have to be so formal with me, and as to your question, I have been living here for almost a year now. I have been traveling around the nation for the last ten years.
Shizune: Traveling for ten years, wow.
Tsunade: Do you mind if we say what you have been doing in those ten years?
Bardock: Just traveling, helping where I can, working as a farmer, or in construction in different towns. What about you guys? You, too, travel as well.
Tsunade: Yeah, we travel as well, helping in Medical Ninjutsu, either training one or two people here and there, but lately, I stop training, and right now, I work in exceptional cases where regular doctors can't find a cure. So how's life treating you today?
Bardock: You know, the same wake-up, eat, work, drink, and think about the past and realize that I don't have a social life.
Tsunade, Shizune, and Bardock would continue drinking already into their 5th bottle of sake.
Shizune: I'm sorry, Lady Tsunade. I can't take this anymore. I can't take another drink anymore. I'm heading back to the hotel room. Both Tsunade and Bardock continue drinking.
Drunk Tsunade: Anyone special in your life?
Drunk and sad Bardock: No, not anymore. It didn't work out between us.
Drunk Tsunade: Hey, don't look so sad. That only means you're back in the market for those ladies out there with a playful voice and small smirks on her face.
Drunk Bardock: I guess you can say that right, and would that mean you one of those ladies too? With a smirk on his face too.
Drunk Tsunade: No, I've been out of the market for a long time.
Drunk Bardock: What a shame here. I thought I had a chance.
The two would take a drink of the sake and start laughing out loud together and ordering more sake.
For the next 3 hours, both Bardock and Tsunade continue their drinking and talking about random topics about traveling from place to place.
Drunk Bardock: In all honesty, I've spent the past ten years searching various parts of the continent for members of my clan while I've been traveling. In the three wars that came, my clan was wiped out completely, and I was the only one who managed to survive. We were the first attacked unexpectedly after the death of our clan chief, which occurred the day before we were to bury our leader. Iwagakure and Sunagakure attacked us because they wanted our natural resources. Even though we were victorious, we suffered a significant loss in personnel. After assisting the Uzumaki clan during the second great war, our clan suffered significant casualties due to our involvement. We shared several characteristics, including an exceptionally long life expectancy. The only distinction between them and other beings was that they possessed an enormous amount of chakra but were not physically powerful. As a result of our superior physical prowess but our deficiency in chakra, our opponents were always able to put up a good fight, and as a result, both clans joined forces. However, just like the Uzumaki clan, we were eradicated from existence by the other four nations, except for Konoha. Konoha arrived too late to be of any assistance, and in the most recent conflict, we were finally hunted down and killed because they still feared us even though we had fewer than one hundred members of our clan left. Once upon a time, the great Saiyan clan instilled fear throughout the world; however, today, we are nothing more than stories for younger children to hear.
Tsunade just kept quiet, lessening to what Bardock was saying and remembering her clan as well.
Tsunade: I know what you mean about feeling alone at times. I belong to the Senju clan, and I'm also the last one left.
Bardock & Tsunade: Here for our lost brothers and sister.
They were raising their cups of sake to each other. Moments later, the bartender would tell everyone that the bar was closing.
Drunk Tsunade: Let us take the last two bottles of sake and go to your place and finish celebrating and remembering our clans.
We see Tsunade and Bardock having trouble getting to their feet and walking to his house. However, as soon as they entered the room and the door was shut behind them, Tsunade jumped on Bardock and immediately began taking off their clothes. When they were finally naked, they stood there staring at each other and examining their bodies. During the course of the night, one could hear moans, grunts, giggling and screaming, which caused some of the neighbors to become extremely worried.
It was late morning when Tsunade finally woke with the biggest headache she's ever gotten. She would scream for Shizune to get her some pills for the headache, but she wouldn't get a response. Tsunade tried opening her eyes, and she finally realized she was not in her hotel room. The color of the room and side were different from hers. She noticed she was naked when she stood up, sitting on the edge of the bed. That's when she heard a noise coming from the other side of the bed. And she saw a back hair man with a palm tree hairstyle and a scar on his left cheek. Tsunade would scream at Bardock's name, scaring him and making him fall out of the bed and jump straight up from the ground, leaving Tsunade's face in all shades of red and seeing him naked.
Bardock: What's going on? What happens?
Tsunade: You bastard, what did you do to me? Why are we both naked?
As soon as she said that, both of them started remembering the events that happened between them.
Bardock: Where does this leave us?
Tsunade: Wait, you have a tail?
Bardock: Yes, all Saiyan are born with a tail. That's one reason we were all hunted down. They would kill my clan, cut their tails off, and keep them as trophies.
Bardock: So what do we do now?
Tsunade: Keep this between us and keep doing what we were doing and act like this mistake never happened.
End of Flashback.
Bardock: See, I didn't take advantage of you, and I don't think you should blame me for this. It's our fault for getting drunk and letting our carnal instincts take over us. But don't worry, Tsunade, I will take responsibility for my actions and help you care for our baby.
Tsunade: I don't need your help, and I won't be staying for much longer here we are leaving.
Bardock: I didn't ask if you need my help. I wasn't asking for permission, and no matter where you go, I'll follow. I'm not leaving your child to be raised without a father.
Shizune: Wait, Mr. Bardock, you have a tail?
Bardock: Yes, but I always have it around my waist, so people think it's a belt, and no, I'm not a Jinchuuriki. We Saiyans are a proud warrior clan. We use our power and not a power that it's barrow from a beast.
Shizune: Does that mean when the baby is worn with a tail, or will it grow when it gets to a certain age?
Bardock: Most likely, it would be born with it, but there were some cases of children that weren't pure-blooded Saiyans it grew out before its 5th birthday. They would also be born with their mother's hair color, but when their Saiyan cells activate, the hair color and style will change to one of their fathers.
End of Chapter...
Please let me know if I made any mistakes in spelling or grammar. Or you anyone has any suggestions on what to add in a future chapter, let me know. As I said, this is my first story, and I want to keep improving.