Bishel: Talk to me!
Kunda: Please just let me be! I can't I CANNNN'T
(The pile of memories stop and the pain ceases)
Kunda: I see.
(He gets up, Bishel follows suit)
Bishel: You see what?
Kunda: It's all come back. You were right about the mission tho.
Kunda: We killed 'em murfucka's and bitches
(He says as he reminisces)
(Bishel says with pride...)
Bishel: I told you so, it got you bad.
Kunda: I also remember how I got this arm. It was that thing we came across. It fixed my arm. Well I won't say fixed it fucked it up! Now look at...(He raises it up)... My hand is butchered!
(Bishel bursts into laughter)
Kunda: It's not a laughing matter, Bish!
Bishel: Oh. (She quits her laughter)
Kunda: There's fire on the mountain
Bishel: Run, run, run
(Kunda stares at her with his eyes moving to the left. He shifts them back to the center)
Kunda: I think there's something livin' inside of me. It's not only that I saw this recent memory but also memories of many years, THOUSANDS of years ago. Tho it be vague sha.
Bishel: Lol and you expect me believe that?
Kunda: Believe what you want my dear. I have never known you to be all that.
Bishel: You abuse someone you said you have eyes for?
Kunda: Well, you did reject me.
(He moves forward)
Bishel: Hey come back here! I didn't say you could leave. (She says as she rushes forward)
Kunda: How far are we from the City?
Bishel: Well, with Car; we're pretty sure to get there in the evening.
Kunda: Not bad.
(A Car passesby)
Kunda: HEY, HEY
Bishel: HEY, HEY
(They say as they wave with both hands)
(The Car stops)
(They rush to. They enter)
Kunda: We're headed to the Main City
Driver: Well if it isn't the two famous "Love Birds"
(Bishel blinks and looks at Kunda)
Bishel: Is that what they're calling us now?
Kunda: Lmao. Please drive my good Sir and don't bother talking to us, we might not reply.
Diver: Oh.
(He throttles forward)
(Kunda slips his left hand into Bishel's pants, passes her panties to her pussy. Bishel stays emotionless. He begins to finger.)
Bishel: Mmh. Slowly baby. Just like that.
Kunda: You like that, huh?
(Bishel looks at him and launches)
Bishel: Yeah!
(She kisses him ferociously. He kisses her back. Takes off his hand, carries her up and puts her on top of him)
Driver: I'm sorry guys no sex in my Car. I might lose focus.
(He kisses Bishel the more violently as he takes off her clothes. While doing so, he transmits a few lines to the Driver's mind)
Kunda: Who's paying your bills?
Driver: Err...me?
Kunda: WRONG. I am! Now shut the fuck up and drive!
Driver: Y-yes Sir!
Bishel: Mmh you didn't have to do him like that.
Kunda: He's tryna stop me from entering that Kitty. I won't have that!
(She chuckles)
Kunda: Yeah.
(He shifts her panties to the left side. And then shoves it in. She moans)
Kunda: Mmh, mmh, ahh (He moans as he shaves)
[10 minutes later]
(The car stops in front of a collapsed bridge)
Kunda: What happened?
Bishel: .....
(Kunda eyes glows with a green light)
Kunda: I see. It was some fucking "Jumpers"
Bishel: You couldn't feel it's pressure? You're so fucking useless!
Kunda: How 'bout you?! What did you do! Sit there, all useless!
Bishel: Say what!
(They bicker at one another)
Driver (WITHIN): Didn't you two just fuck now?
Kunda (WITHIN): So what?
Driver (WITHIN): I mean, ain't you two lovers?
(Lightning from nowhere comes and strikes the Driver)
Driver: AHHHHHHHHH
(It dies out)
Bishel: Lol, what he doh?
Kunda: He's thinking we're binded?
Bishel: LMAO. EVEN IF HE BE THE LAST NIGGA ON EARTH. I JUST CANT-
(Rumbles occur)
Kunda: What?
Bishel: What's this?!
(They all look outside and see cracks coming from where the collapsed bridge is)
Driver: S-shit, we're done for!
(Immediately the Driver whisks to the back and Kunda takes his position)
Driver: Huh...
(Bishel holds and looks at him with compassion)
Bishel: You're in safe hands now.
Driver: NOOOOOOOOOO
Kunda: Oh quit your whining.
(He engulfs the Car in aura and immediately zaps backwards, slides the car to the left and zaps forwards)
Bishel: This direction? Are you taking the long way through?
Kunda: What choice do we have?!
(The ground cracks open the more and collapses)
Kunda: Shit! There's no end to this!
Bishel: JUST KEEP DRIVING
Kunda: Don't ever in your wildest dreams give me orders again!
Bishel: Okay o. Yes Sir!
(He releases more aura and zaps again)
(The cracks keep gaining)
Kunda: No matter how I do it, I can't outrun it!
I'm getting tired here.
Bishel: What should we do?
Kunda: Ain't you post to be the smart one?! Cook up something, my Frien'!
Bishel: You must be mad!
(She says as she pokes her head with her right forefinger furiously and takes it down)
(Kunda's right arm begins to vibrate. He looks in shock)
Kunda: WTF!
Bishel: ...
(The arm comes off it's black wrapping and engulfs in a blue aura. Immediately, the rumbling ceases. The hand wraps back up)
Bishel: What was that?
Kunda: Beats me.
Bishel: You're using my lines now, huh
Kunda: It's that pussy baby. Your DNA is sipping through meh.
Bishel: Oh.
(She then says with pride and with eyes closed...)
Bishel: Thought I told you I'd be your doom?
(Kunda stares at her and looks back forward)
Kunda: Neh, I'd be fine.
(She sparks and says...)
Bishel: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THAT!
(The Driver whisks back to his previous position)
Kunda: The nearest Town, stop us there.
Driver: Aren't you going all the way through?
(A knife from Kunda comes and settles on the Driver's neck)
Kunda: You gonna pay?
Driver: I believe this is unnecessary.
(He says while giving a stern look)
Kunda: Yup, you're right.
(Bishel bursts into uncontrollable laughter with tears falling down her eyes)
Bishel: You just got OWNED!
(Kunda says with arms folded, pride and with eyes closed...)
Kunda: Well...at least it's someone of my caliber. He finna add that to his resumé.
Bishel: Lol.
(The driver smiles)
Driver (WITHIN): Finally, I've finally owned somebody. And not just another body. It's the famous and infamous Kunda Azazyel, the Scraper. Oh God, I'm so happy!
Kunda: Are you that pathetic?
(The driver gasps)
Bishel: How disgusting.
(Bishel lays forward with a sexy lean)
Bishel: Say um...
Driver: It's Bicka
Bishel: Say Bicka, have you ever fucked?
Bicka: N-No.
(He says as he sweats profusely)
Bicka (WITHIN): It's so hot in here.
Kunda: Heh! No wonder you're this way... Pathetic!
Bishel: Says the one that just got laid for the first time in his life this morning.
Kunda: Shush, shush! (He says all embarrassed while putting his right forefinger on his mouth)
Bishel: You know I saved this guy this morning o. I had to show him the basics of hip movement. Omo, the guy was like a new born baby; he didn't know what hit him!
Bicka: You don't say...
Bishel: I swear to God! He was like "Mommy please don't kill me. Take it easy. Oh I can't take it!" He may be the Scraper and all but he sure is a whiner.
Bicka: I'm astonished. So Kunda, you fuck up?
Kunda: At least I have a life! Abeg, stop us here! You'd be listening to a whore you think she has normal information. You are pathetic I swear.
(He comes out with force from the right. Bishel follows the left)
Kunda: I hope you catch accident on the way and die.
Bishel: Amen.
Bicka: Even you too, Bishel!
(She lets out a wink of love)
(Kunda flicks him away)
Bicka: AHHHHHHHHH. YOU WILL PAY I SWEAR
Kunda: Yea, yea. Die!
Bishel: You are bad.
Kunda: You are worse.
(They both walk into the town)
(Later on, far into the night, Kunda stays, levitating in Space towards Venus. He reaches and sits with legs folded and with his face resting on his right knockle pinning his right thigh)
Kunda (WITHIN): Quite a view.
(He says she he gazes at the Sun)
(His phone rings. He takes it out from his left pocket and picks)
Kunda: Moshi Mosh!