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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: Slime Trouble (01)

Chapter 2: Slime Trouble (01)

The 2nd dormitory of the Mage Knight Training Unit.

The trainees returning after training were reeking of grass and a strong masculine odor.

"Ugh, open a window or something! You're suffocating us with your stink!"

"Too tired... you do it."

Everyone seemed to be out of energy as they sprawled on their beds, wriggling around. Judging by their state, it appeared they barely passed the recent test.

"Are you guys even alive?"

"No. Don't talk to me; I'm dead."

Although they waved their hands lazily, showing their annoyance, I was bursting to share the amazing method I had discovered.

"Hey, have you ever tried using a slime for… you know?"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"I mean… have you ever used a slime for 'that'?"

Hearing this, Dane, who was lying in front of me, raised his head.

"You lunatic. Do you want it to dissolve?"

"No, no. Think about it. Weak water-attributed slimes from the wild are often used as moisturizers, right?"

At this, even the dorm mates who had been ignoring me turned their bodies and started paying attention.

Men, after all, can never resist conversations about such topics.

"So, I was out on a mission and couldn't take it anymore, so I decided to give it a shot. But I had no water! So, I caught a slime and used it…"

Hearing this, every dorm mate in the room straightened up and focused entirely on me.

"Man, the cool and sticky texture… and while going at it intensely, the slime's skin tore, and it reached the core!"

"It didn't dissolve you?"

"No, not at all! Instead, the core seemed to want my, uh, stuff. It even moved closer to the tip and drank it all up!"

By the time I finished, not only my dorm mates but also some trainees from nearby dormitories had gathered to listen.

"It cleans up all the mess, fits perfectly in one hand, and is easy to find."

"Why don't you just use your hand?"

When another dormitory trainee rudely interrupted, I glared at him with a pitying expression and retorted.

"Don't you know touching it with dirty hands could give you an infection?"

"..."

"Anyway, I had fun thanks to it."

"Oh… sounds interesting."

"Heh heh… So, check this out."

I pulled out the slime I had hidden in my water pouch.

"You insane idiot... Did you bring a monster into the training camp?"

"What monster? They even use slimes in toilets, don't they?"

In truth, slimes were commonly used for waste disposal. Non-toxic ones were typically selected and regularly incinerated to prevent overgrowth.

"Let me try it too."

"No way!"

I slapped away Dane's hand as he reached for my slime.

"Knowledge like this isn't meant to be shared."

"Stingy bastard… Fine. I'll just catch one myself."

These guys were also young men in their prime. It was likely they'd all try this out during the next outdoor mission.

Of course, until then, the slime was all mine. Heh heh!

"What's going on here?!"

"Nothing, sir!"

A senior knight approached upon noticing the trainees gathered together, and the others quickly stood at attention, drawing his focus.

In the meantime, my dorm mates discreetly blocked the knight's view with their bodies, allowing me to pour the slime back into the water pouch.

"You there! What are you doing?"

However, I wasn't entirely successful at hiding it, as the knight noticed I was holding a water pouch.

"I was organizing the water pouches, sir."

Although the knight stared at me suspiciously, he seemed to think it was impossible to hide anything significant in a small pouch, so he let it go.

"Stop causing a commotion and disperse."

"Yes, sir!"

"Phew…"

After the senior knight and others left, I placed the water pouch safely on my bedside.

"Let me borrow it later."

"No."

"Stingy bastard."

Dane's persistence forced me to carry the water pouch around all day, but eventually, he gave up.

"Yeah, that's right. That's right…"

When the day ended and it was time for lights out, I cautiously opened the pouch's lid.

The slime had settled to fit the shape of the container, so it was a bit hard to take out. But when I brought the container to my groin, it slid down between my legs.

Splat.

The slime landed slightly off-target, so I adjusted it and slipped it inside my pants.

'So refreshing~'

In a dorm where four men stayed, it was unthinkable to take off my pants and do 'that', so I planned to do it with my pants on.

It might've been difficult with my hands, but with the slime, it seemed possible.

Besides, if I did it by hand, the smell might give me away. The slime, however, cleaned up all the evidence, so it wasn't a problem.

'Though it does need to move on its own…'

Slimes weren't supposed to have intelligence, but they did have instincts for food.

Thanks to this, my swollen and slightly leaking tip was like an endless source of nourishment for the slime.

"Oh… ohhh…"

That day, I resolved to keep using slimes. While I initially planned to discard the one I used, I couldn't resist its adorable behavior as it clung to me, so I decided to keep it.

"When I first caught it, the semen I released was visible inside its body, but before a day passed, it had absorbed everything and, as if asking for more, it started to act affectionately toward me.

'They say higher slimes have intelligence... but this seems more like instinct, right?'

"Ooh... oh..."

Now, even without me holding and stroking it, it would climb onto my body on its own, wriggling its outer shell as it moved.

Just that movement created a vacuum effect, and as my thing was filled with desire, it felt like it was being forcibly milked by the suction, making me gaze at the slime with affectionate eyes.

'If I could just train it properly...'

Besides, wouldn't this be safer and cleaner than having nocturnal emissions during the night due to pent-up desires?

Even now, look at this guy trembling as he fell asleep in a state of excitement after hearing what I said earlier. He must have had a wet dream.

Thinking about the poor guy who has to wash his underwear in the morning almost brought tears to my eyes.

'I should bring a slime for each of my comrades next time.'

Slurp...!

"Ugh!"

The slime suddenly sucked hard, creating a vacuum and pulling the semen inside it, filling half its body with my sticky semen.

'This is... erotic?'

Because its body was transparent, you could see everything inside. The semen it sucked in was fully visible.

Just to be sure, I poked and prodded the shell here and there, but although the semen wobbled inside, the shell was tough and didn't let anything spill out easily.

"Good job. Now let's head back in."

When I tried to grab it, the slime slid down my body and kept trying to climb back up onto me.

"Oh, you cheeky little thing?"

When I tried to snatch it up in one go, it seemed like the slime was becoming more agile and refined in its movements.

Even now, as I tried to grab it and put it in a container, it kept resisting, slipping away from my hands until I finally grabbed it with both hands, stuffed it into the container, and sealed it shut.

"Phew... That feels refreshing."

After being completely drained inside and out, I could finally sleep peacefully that night.

Buzzing...

'Oh really, these comrades... Is today some kind of wet dream festival?'

Of course, I didn't have to worry since I'd already taken care of it once.

"You bastard."

"Why are you picking a fight while I'm trying to eat breakfast?"

"It's because of what you said yesterday that I had to go wash my underwear in the middle of the night!"

Yeah, I knew about that.

I even saw him having the wet dream and then mumbling curses as he trudged to the bathroom.

"Seriously? Is that my fault?"

"It is your fault."

"Yeah, it is."

Even the other two roommates nodded in agreement, leaving me no choice but to feel frustrated.

"Seriously, everyone is on edge already, so you should've kept those thoughts to yourself!"

These three were in total agreement, nodding their heads together, leaving me without an ally in the room.

"And how come you only caught one for yourself? You should have brought some for us so we could try it out!"

"Are you crazy... did you really want us to have a collective slime session in the room?"

"No, of course everyone should deal with it individually. I don't want to see yours either."

I strongly agreed with that statement.

Why should my eyes be punished by looking at my comrades' business?

If I had actually brought a slime for everyone yesterday, it would have resulted in a chaotic mass-sliming incident in our room.

'I feel like I might've told them too much. If they start hunting every slime nearby, it'll be my fault.'

Now I just hoped they'd forget about this before the next field training.

Otherwise, we'd probably get caught by the senior knights and have the room turned upside down.

Of course, I planned to use the slime again tonight, but I wouldn't tell them that.

During a break after morning training, I lifted my water flask for a drink and almost choked as slime poured into my mouth.

"Ugh!"

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing... I just choked... Ugh!"

I had forgotten that I'd left the slime in my water flask.

I discreetly spat it out while making sure no one else was looking, and was relieved to see it had digested everything and was now a clean slime again.

'Thank goodness... If there had been anything left, I would've thrown up...'

Even if it's mine, I had no desire to consume my own fluids.

"Alright, back inside... huh?"

The slime was acting strange.

Originally, it had been just a simple blob, but now it seemed like it was trying to stand up.

"Whoa... huh?"

Its form was fascinating, and as I watched it closely, it began to mimic a human-like shape.

Although it was still round and childish, like a toy doll.

'Oh? Look at that?'

When I reached out a finger, it extended two small appendages (which seemed like hands) and grabbed my finger, clearly trying to mimic a human shape.

'Could this be... a higher slime?'